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Phone Tap PODCAST: Baby Talk Nanny · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with twe eight hundred duy away. Not
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  Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. Time for your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone tapp. It's brooken Jubil in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: and today I call a lady who's been interviewing for
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  Speaker 1: a nanny position. She's already interviewed with the mom, but
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  Speaker 1: not with the father yet until now. And if she
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  Speaker 1: wants to be hired, she's going to have to pass
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  Speaker 1: my final test. And although it might seem easy, it's
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  Speaker 1: also weird. And you hear what it is in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tapp right now. It's another Jubil phone taps on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I was looking to speak with April. Yeah, this is hers.
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  Speaker 1: Hey April, this is Dave Peterson. I think my wife
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  Speaker 1: Jacqueline interviewed you for a nanny position yesterday. Oh yeah, hey,
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  Speaker 1: how are you? Hi? I'm doing fine. Thanks for asking.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing? Oh, I'm good. It's nice to
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  Speaker 1: talk to you. It's nice to talk to you too.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to give you an update on the position.
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  Speaker 1: It's between you and another young lady. So my wife
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to call you to try to narrow it down. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: no problem. Is there anything I can tell you that
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  Speaker 1: would help? Well? Yeah, I mean I was looking over
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  Speaker 1: my wife's notes and I saw that you two never
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  Speaker 1: discussed the language that we speak in the house. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I just assumed that it was English. Is
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  Speaker 1: there something else you guys speak there? Well, yes, we
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  Speaker 1: have a young child, so we speak baby in our house.
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  Speaker 1: Did she not go over that? No, she didn't. Well,
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  Speaker 1: as you know, we have a ten month old okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I work for the university in child development, and
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  Speaker 1: through our studies, we know for a fact that babies
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  Speaker 1: learned quicker if you use the baby talk approach, and
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  Speaker 1: that's why we speak only baby talk in our household.
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  Speaker 1: I won't bore you with all the details. But okay,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I've never done that before. But well, if hired,
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  Speaker 1: are you willing to baby talk for the job? I
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  Speaker 1: guess is what I'm asking. I mean, I can try.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wonderful. Okay, Well, let's let's try it out and
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  Speaker 1: hear a little bit of your baby talk skills. Try
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  Speaker 1: this sentence, do you see doggie? Do you see doggie?
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  Speaker 1: That is not quite right in baby talk. You need
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  Speaker 1: to make it a little more sing songy. So can
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  Speaker 1: we try that again the same sentence, do you see doggie?
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  Speaker 1: But can you say it in baby talk? Please? Okay, um,
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  Speaker 1: do you see doggie? Oh? That's great? My would do baby?
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  Speaker 1: Why did you talk at I'm sorry, I'm just really good.
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  Speaker 1: What do I do? Now? Well, that's how we talk
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  Speaker 1: in the house. We all speak baby talk all the time.
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  Speaker 1: So I was just sort of doing a run through
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  Speaker 1: with you, so you should talk back to me and
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  Speaker 1: baby would be nice. So you want me to talk
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  Speaker 1: baby back to you? Now? You see? That's an example.
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  Speaker 1: This is funny, But I mean I can give it
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  Speaker 1: a shot. What else can I do to help get
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  Speaker 1: the job? Oh? Daddy woves you? Daddy wos that's weird, right,
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  Speaker 1: I think? Well, I mean we're speaking baby talk us
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  Speaker 1: kind of how it goes. Daddy woves you. I I
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  Speaker 1: wove you, Daddy? Oh, daddy goes thank you? Okay, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: that's not okay, that's weird. What's weird? Look, I know
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  Speaker 1: you're talking baby or whatever, but like the think that's together.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of over the yapeak to nanny and white
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  Speaker 1: super weird. I'm really uncomfortable with that. You need to stop.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We were just role playing baby talk. I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand where the problem is. Well, you can't just
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  Speaker 1: tell an adult woman that you're going to spank her like,
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  Speaker 1: that's not whoa if you're should the baby talking count? Nope?
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  Speaker 1: No it didn't. Okay, you know what, I think that
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'm not going to be the right fit for you. Guys.
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  Speaker 1: I think I would beg to differ because your baby
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  Speaker 1: talk skills are great. Okay, we would love to have
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  Speaker 1: you on board. Who spank you? No, I dated this
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  Speaker 1: is just too much for me. I never let you go.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you go, good medals. A little prank phone call?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Oh? This is actually Jewbil
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  Speaker 1: from brook and Jewil in the morning doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you and your boyfriend Tyler set you up?
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  Speaker 1: Wait are you serious? It's a wootle joke. God, he
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  Speaker 1: told me that you were applying for a nanny job
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  Speaker 1: and wanted to play a jail kund That was so uncomfortable. Uncomfortable, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't want a spranking, Oh my god. Wake up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with the T