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Phone Tap: City Deer Ambassador · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning time for your
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  Speaker 1: prank call. And today we reach out to a woman
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  Speaker 1: who's been having a rough week. No, she's been dealing
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  Speaker 1: with stuff from her job to her kids, and the
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  Speaker 1: one thing that's brought her joy is a random deer
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  Speaker 1: wandering into her backyard.
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  Speaker 2: Oh n.
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  Speaker 1: She's posted a few photos and videos on her social media,
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  Speaker 1: but I bet she has no idea that the local
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  Speaker 1: government has been watching and they have a huge interest
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  Speaker 1: in this. Hopefully she can get on board with their
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  Speaker 1: big plan for this deer in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, all right,
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking for Monica Frien at thirty two hundred Westaway.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm not interested. Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm not trying to sell you anything. My
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  Speaker 3: name's Jenna Huxtaby. I'm the city's wildlife coordinator. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you've been posting pictures and videos of deer in your backyard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's me. What about it?
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  Speaker 3: I am looking at your page right now. Your last
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  Speaker 3: one got close to four hundred views. Pretty impressive.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so what well, you're.
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  Speaker 3: Probably aware of this, but the neighborhood deer have become
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  Speaker 3: local celebrities on social media, not just yours, but others too.
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  Speaker 2: Exciting Okay, I wasn't aware of that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's true, and it's exactly why the city is
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  Speaker 3: assigning certain residents to become deer ambassadors.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be that. I don't even know
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  Speaker 2: what that is, what it entails. I'm not interested, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I.
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  Speaker 4: Forgot to mention. Unfortunately, you don't have a choice.
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  Speaker 3: Wait what Kevin romes wherever he decides to, and he's
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  Speaker 3: chosen your property.
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  Speaker 4: So who that's the department's name for your deer?
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  Speaker 3: And if you would just realign yourself with the city's
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  Speaker 3: philosophy and change your post reflect Kevin's name and demeanor.
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  Speaker 2: So you want me to like name this whoever Kevin
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  Speaker 2: the deer and what?
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  Speaker 3: It's all part of being an official deer ambassador. So
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  Speaker 3: you're just required to post daily updates on Kevin's wellbeing.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean his well being?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not his friend.
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  Speaker 2: I was taking pictures.
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  Speaker 4: Of course you are.
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  Speaker 3: Now you're just gonna have to gauge his personality for
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  Speaker 3: that day?
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  Speaker 4: Is Kevin finicky? Easy?
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  Speaker 3: Sassy? Has he gotten into the wild monsterbery. So we's
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  Speaker 3: smiling a little too much.
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  Speaker 4: What about a few? And by a few, I mean, Marguerite,
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  Speaker 4: is this smark?
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  Speaker 2: It's obvious something that I'm not I don't even know
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  Speaker 2: what's happening right now.
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  Speaker 4: My god, you're right.
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  Speaker 3: That's because I totally forgot to tell you that you
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  Speaker 3: also must attend mandatory wildlife meetings between the residents and
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  Speaker 3: the city just two to three times a week.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. It becomes from dear President or whatever
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  Speaker 2: you call it.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, dear ambassador. Actually, maybe we should do ambassadere
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  Speaker 3: that's kind of cool. I like it put deer at
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  Speaker 3: the end of the word.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I don't want to do this. This is not
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  Speaker 2: your choice. You can't make me become this ambassador.
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  Speaker 3: I remind you, this is a matter of civic responsibility.
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  Speaker 3: Kevin has chosen you.
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  Speaker 4: That is a fact. There's nothing you can do to
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  Speaker 4: get away from that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's not like you're baiting them, right, because
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  Speaker 3: that would be illegal.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not doing that. He's just showing up in
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  Speaker 2: my freaking yard.
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  Speaker 4: There it is, there, it is. He's made his choice.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, how else would you explain the prolonged eye
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  Speaker 3: contact we see in the video.
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  Speaker 2: Huh, that's what deers do.
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  Speaker 4: Though.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure if you're just trying to be humble
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  Speaker 3: here or difficult, but if this is because you're trying
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  Speaker 3: to pave the way for an adoption.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, so you think I'm trying to adopt a freaking deer,
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  Speaker 2: because that's the pictures and videos in my yard.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think just any deer. I think you're
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  Speaker 3: trying to adopt Kevin.
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  Speaker 2: We'll go have another margarita, because that's stuff. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want a deer.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do that no matter what.
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  Speaker 3: But what you want me to tell the mayor? Then
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  Speaker 3: the mayor, Yes, daily briefings. In fact, we do a
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  Speaker 3: lot of deer talk.
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  Speaker 2: You found. I mean the mayor is involved. This is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: I'm having a crazy, horrible week. I do not need
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  Speaker 2: this on my plate about a deer ambassador.
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  Speaker 3: That's interesting because your best friend, Kip says, this is
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  Speaker 3: exactly what you needed.
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  Speaker 4: What Yeah, Because this.
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  Speaker 3: Is actually a break phone call. This is Brooke for
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  Speaker 3: the radio show Broke at Jeffrey in the morning. We're
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  Speaker 3: doing a phone tap on you and your best friend
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  Speaker 3: Kip set you up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know it was something that sounds
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  Speaker 2: so stupid.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was stupid.
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  Speaker 3: But she did tell us about the deer videos and
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  Speaker 3: how that's been the one highlight you've had all week
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  Speaker 3: log that.
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  Speaker 2: Has been my savings.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I would feel special too, if
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  Speaker 3: Kevin had chosen me.
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  Speaker 2: Kevin did not choose me. He's eating my flotwers.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, make sure you mark him down as mischievous in
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  Speaker 3: your next post. And I'm gonna go have that fourth
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  Speaker 3: margarita struck
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  Speaker 4: In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties