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Phone Tap: Rolando Mattress Guarantee · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight h Like a sexy
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  Speaker 1: Spanish boomerang, He's bad, sound like a compliment? Was nice? Rolando,
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  Speaker 1: the smooth talking Latin lover. We haven't heard from him
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  Speaker 1: in a while, and today he's working at a local
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  Speaker 1: mattress store. Of course he is. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: that's a good idea or not, because you know, Rolando's
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  Speaker 1: mind is always on the freaky stuff. Oh yeah, selling
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  Speaker 1: all sorts of water beds. So I just hope that
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  Speaker 1: he can handle himself in a professional manner and keep
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  Speaker 1: his strong urges at bay. I doubt if he can't.
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  Speaker 1: Could be funny. Yeah, I'm just saying. It's your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now. It's another Mornings on the twenties. Wow
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  Speaker 1: is this Alex song? Yeah? What's it's about? Oh? My
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  Speaker 1: name is Rolando. I am the sales manager at the matres.
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  Speaker 1: You know our slogan, take me back to the bed. Oh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: the mattress right, Jay's George of the bed from us? No? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I did, okay, I see here it is a Satvia
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  Speaker 1: king bed with hyper allergenic materials. Or I tasted it
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  Speaker 1: myself to make sure it was worthy of your body. Shot. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: what would you say? It is our guarantee. If your
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  Speaker 1: mattress can take a bounding, then it is ready for anything.
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  Speaker 1: Is that like another slogan or sometime? Oh no, it
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  Speaker 1: is more of a promise. No, let me ask you
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  Speaker 1: a question. Do you plan to sleep on these mantress
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  Speaker 1: or use it for let's us say other things? What
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  Speaker 1: is this about? Like? I'm confused? What are you tell
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  Speaker 1: me right now? I want to make sure you are satisfied, sir,
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  Speaker 1: as I do with everybody. Yeah, but what does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about pounding? And what am I
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  Speaker 1: using the bed for it? Well, some people just take
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  Speaker 1: a cut nap in. Some people they really use the bed.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it's not it was something else. Do not worry,
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  Speaker 1: my friend. What I mean is it is Rolando tested unapproved.
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  Speaker 1: I am worried, and you're not, my friend. Did you
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  Speaker 1: test this like act like you slept on it or something? No,
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  Speaker 1: there was no sleeping, but it is also my job
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  Speaker 1: tost out the springs for no durability and stamming. You
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  Speaker 1: need to tell me right now what test did you
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  Speaker 1: do on it? You're freaking me out. Man. If you
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  Speaker 1: are unhappy, all exchange policy is very simple. All you
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  Speaker 1: have to do is ask and we will simply switch partners.
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  Speaker 1: I mean Matris is of course. No, this is so strange.
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  Speaker 1: I need to talk to your manager. So you have
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  Speaker 1: a supervisor there I could talk to Oh, but of
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  Speaker 1: course placehold. Oh ladies, Rolanda, I am the female supervisor.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me me? Are you helping you? No?
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  Speaker 1: I already spoke with you. I want a real supervisor. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: my hands are raised. You have caught me. I am
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  Speaker 1: the real supervisor. Just ask Adrian. Oh she knows Adrian.
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  Speaker 1: You mean my wife, Adrian. Oh Jess. When she was
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  Speaker 1: here tasting the martyres with me, she did not speak
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  Speaker 1: much either, What did you more of a squeak than
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  Speaker 1: the speak. She told me that while you are at work,
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  Speaker 1: she would come down to the store and you know what,
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  Speaker 1: jump on it with me to taste, jump on it,
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  Speaker 1: jump on it with you, Jase. That is all we did, sir,
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  Speaker 1: for the taste, and of course I told her it
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  Speaker 1: was important to try with a brace. Of course, or Orlando, stop,
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  Speaker 1: I will show you the video that I've heard you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, do not do that. Adrian already did, because
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  Speaker 1: she is the one who set you up for this
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  Speaker 1: phone call, which is a prank. Wait, this is what
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  Speaker 1: we call in the mattress industry a phone tap. Are
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  Speaker 1: you kidding me? I am kidding you, man. This is
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  Speaker 1: not Rolando. This is actually Jose from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. You said my wife's name. I was
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  Speaker 1: ready to come down. I know you were. That's why
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  Speaker 1: we stopped. No, she set you up. She said she's
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  Speaker 1: really excited you guys spent a bunch of money on
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  Speaker 1: a brand new mattress and she said, you can't wait
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  Speaker 1: to get it, so, you know, she told message, I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know what to say. I'm hot, I'm physically hot,
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  Speaker 1: like you need to lay down maybe on a well
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  Speaker 1: tested matres with your ones. Oh yeah, I'll get the
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  Speaker 1: video camera ready, right? Oh no, need I have installed
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  Speaker 1: one inside the matres already. I bet you did? You
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  Speaker 1: freak weak up. Every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,