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Phone Tap PODCAST: Aquarium Birthday Helper · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: a dojah tap. That's what the kids are calling phone
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  Speaker 1: taps these days. I think I think we're going to
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  Speaker 1: get sued by call it a phone tap here, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: And today I'm calling a woman who planned her six
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  Speaker 1: year old's birthday at a local aquarium this weekend. And
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't know this, but the employees there are planning
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  Speaker 1: to go over and above to make this experience very
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  Speaker 1: special for her son. And when I say over and above,
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  Speaker 1: I mean danger in your death, which I think every
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  Speaker 1: six year old should experience at least once in their life. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: tell me the shark Tank involved. We'll see if she's
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  Speaker 1: up for our special birthday plans with your brand new
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right next mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name's Keith Anderson. I work at the aquarium. I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking for April. Yeah, this is April. Hi, April. I
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  Speaker 1: saw that we have you scheduled for a birthday party
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  Speaker 1: this Saturday for your son Nathan. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's turning six. We're really excited. Oh that's great to hear.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we do these all the time here and
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  Speaker 1: the kids really really love it. And it just so
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  Speaker 1: happens that Nathan is coming on a very special week
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  Speaker 1: here at the aquarium. Oh yeah, so what does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: So each day we're having one lucky child be an
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  Speaker 1: honorary aquarium helper, and we thought the birthday boy should
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  Speaker 1: get his shot. He's going to freak out. This is amazing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that'd be great. So let me ask though, how does
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  Speaker 1: Nathan feel about penguins. He is obsessed with penguins, so perfect,
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  Speaker 1: So we're going to have him be our featured penguins
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  Speaker 1: scraper for the day. All right, yeah, sure, of course.
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  Speaker 1: What does it entail? What does he get to do
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  Speaker 1: when the penguins go number two on the deck area.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want the guests to be seeing that stuff,
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  Speaker 1: so it'll be a little Nathan's job to just go
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  Speaker 1: in and scrape it all up. Wait what Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: then all of his friends can watch him through the glass.
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  Speaker 1: No one else is going to be allowed inside, but Nathan.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. Huh. Wait, So for my kid's birthday,
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  Speaker 1: all his friends are basically just gonna watch him like
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  Speaker 1: clean up penguin poop. It's actually a pretty special thing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not sure if that's something that
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna want to do. Oh okay, I thought you
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  Speaker 1: said that he loves penguins. Yeah, he does, but I
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  Speaker 1: didn't think it was I don't think he's gonna love
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  Speaker 1: their poop. Huh okay, is this a joke? No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: being serious. A lot of the other children really enjoy
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  Speaker 1: doing this. He's drain six. So maybe there's something else.
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  Speaker 1: Let me check. Yeah, I guess we do need some
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  Speaker 1: entertainment for the seals that day. Maybe he'd be interested
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  Speaker 1: in doing that. Maybe, I don't know. What. What do
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  Speaker 1: you have in mind? His job would be to go
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  Speaker 1: into their exhibit and we'd have a bucket in there
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  Speaker 1: waiting for him. Oh okay, so he'll like feed them
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  Speaker 1: or something. No, not exactly. The bucket will have electric
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  Speaker 1: eels in it, and so Nathan will reach in. He'll
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  Speaker 1: have on his little gloves. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait
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  Speaker 1: a second. Wait a second. You said he's going to
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  Speaker 1: reach in with electric eels, so he'll basically get electrocuted. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: the gloves will stop him from actually being electrocuted, but
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  Speaker 1: he should pretend that he's getting shocked and that'll amuse
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  Speaker 1: the seals and it'll make them laugh and they'll be happy. No.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's still what is We're trying to make
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  Speaker 1: Nathan a part of our special program here. I know,
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  Speaker 1: but this sounds really dangerous and I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: do that for entertainment or whatever. Thank you. Wow, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you're acting like this is weird that I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying no to this, Like this doesn't sound weird to you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity
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  Speaker 1: for your child to be involved in the aquarium day
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  Speaker 1: to day. Yeah. I just think a lot of these
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  Speaker 1: don't sound like something that kids, or and maybe anyone
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  Speaker 1: should be doing. So, I mean he could help us
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  Speaker 1: with Dale. I guess who's Dale. Dale's are troubled octopus
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  Speaker 1: that we have at the aquarium, and he's our residence
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  Speaker 1: see grump. So one of our marine biologists has a
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  Speaker 1: theory that Dale is only going to leave his cave
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  Speaker 1: if he believes small prey is swimming nearby. Are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? What is happening right now? No? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: this will be man, It's gonna be very safe. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have one of our rescue rafts nearby in
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  Speaker 1: case anything happens. You literally just went from him pretending
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  Speaker 1: to get electrocuted by zeals to this. That's not safe. Okay. Look,
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  Speaker 1: if you're worried Nathan's not going to be armed, we
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  Speaker 1: can give him a knife, we can teach you're about
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  Speaker 1: to cut a tentacle in case anything really bad happens.
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  Speaker 1: But again, I highly doubt it's going to get to
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  Speaker 1: that point. You highly doubt it. Okay, well, how about this.
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  Speaker 1: I highly doubt Nathan is going to have his birthday
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  Speaker 1: at this aquarium anymore, because I'm not doing this. We're
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  Speaker 1: canceling right now. Oh no, your best friend Claire told
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  Speaker 1: me that if you tried to cancel, then we need
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  Speaker 1: to tell you immediately that this is a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: So what does Claire have to do? What are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Yeah, Claire's a fan of our show, and
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  Speaker 1: my name's jeff with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're actually doing a phone tap on you. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: told us about your friend. Claire told us about your
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  Speaker 1: son's aquarium birthday party this weekend, and she wanted you
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  Speaker 1: to have a laugh because it's been so stressful planning it.
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  Speaker 1: Thank goodness you told me, because I was so ready
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  Speaker 1: to cancel this thing. I'm like, I can't think another thing.
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  Speaker 1: This is crazy. I really think you should reconsider though.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, just think of little Nathan in his tiny
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  Speaker 1: little scuba outfit floating outside of Dale's Cave. Now I
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  Speaker 1: might be able to picture it without being pissed off. Guy,
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  Speaker 1: he's got a little, tiny little knife in his hand.
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  Speaker 1: It's adorable. I mean, he's got to arm himself. A
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