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Phone Tap PODCAST: Office Holiday Hookup · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: you away. Hello, you've reached me in to how can
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  Speaker 1: I help you? Hi, Amanda, my name is Clinta. I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling from human Resources. Do you have a moment to
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  Speaker 1: speak with me? Yeah? Hi, Hi, I am calling you
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  Speaker 1: today in regards to the events that took place at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the year party last week. I'm assuming
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. Um, I do. I'm
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  Speaker 1: really I'm really sorry. I didn't really know what the
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  Speaker 1: alcohol had hit me like that. I'm really embarrassed. Right well,
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  Speaker 1: company policy does mandate that I need to ask you
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  Speaker 1: a few questions. Am I in trouble? Not officially, I
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  Speaker 1: guess it depends how you answer the questions. Huh, just
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  Speaker 1: to throw it in some humor there to light in
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  Speaker 1: the mood. So can you tell me what happened? I'm
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  Speaker 1: assuming are you talking about the kissing incident? Yes? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I am. Can you just tell me what happened from
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  Speaker 1: your perspective, please? Oh my god, Okay, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to say, like, I'm really embarrassed about this, and I
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  Speaker 1: don't honestly remember much of what happened, and I'm just
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  Speaker 1: being honest with you about that. Like I did drink
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  Speaker 1: tobably more than I should have, and it's a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of a blur, right, But my friends did tell
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  Speaker 1: me that I was making out with someone on the copier,
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  Speaker 1: and I guess there were like photos taken when we
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  Speaker 1: were on it, like on the scanner, but I haven't
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  Speaker 1: really seen. Well, I should correct you on one thing.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't just somebody that you were making out with.
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  Speaker 1: That somebody was actually my son. What excuse me? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I brought my son, Trevor to the party and oh
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  Speaker 1: my gosh, mine in my own business talking about stock
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  Speaker 1: options with Robert, and then I look over and what
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  Speaker 1: do I see you giving Trevor the old San Diego
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  Speaker 1: thank you right there in the middle of the office.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this is so embarrassing. I'm so sorry, truly,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's okay, you know, mistakes happen. My question
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  Speaker 1: for you though, is how was he? What? Yeah? How
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  Speaker 1: was the kiss? Are you asking me how the kiss
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  Speaker 1: was with your son? Yeah, it's standard procedure with a
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  Speaker 1: company incident like this part of the questionnaire. So how
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  Speaker 1: was the kiss? Um? I don't know exactly why you're
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  Speaker 1: asking me that scale of one to ten? How hot
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  Speaker 1: was the kiss? Steamy? Or so? Were you asking me
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  Speaker 1: that for your report or because you're his dad? Just
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  Speaker 1: typical HR questions. That's a typical HR question, Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's something that we need to know, So just
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  Speaker 1: tell me how it was. Don't be afraid, you know,
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  Speaker 1: don't pull any punches. I don't know if I should
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  Speaker 1: be saying that. I don't think I can say that
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  Speaker 1: to you. Well, I'm asking like, you know, I don't remember.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember that most of that night. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even know who it was. Too much tongue, huh what? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I was worried about. You know, his mom
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  Speaker 1: and I've been trying to teach him, but he's just
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  Speaker 1: so aggressive with that little tongue of his, isn't he.
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  Speaker 1: I can't talk about this with you like, this is
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  Speaker 1: not okay. It's it's definitely not okay, if he was
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  Speaker 1: not using his tongue correctly. You know, he has a
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  Speaker 1: stuffed animal that he practices on at home and we
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  Speaker 1: film it and try to critique his technique. Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: are you serious right now? Yeah? Yeah, So can I
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  Speaker 1: write that down in my report? Then you said he
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  Speaker 1: uses too much tongue. I didn't say that. You said
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  Speaker 1: that for some reason. Okay, so it was enough time.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. And this is super weird that you're
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  Speaker 1: asking me for these details about your son's kisses. Like
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  Speaker 1: this is so not Okay, on to the next question.
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  Speaker 1: I guess did you happen to notice if his eyes
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  Speaker 1: were open or closed? Why does this matter to your report?
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  Speaker 1: I see, he's just headed off to college next year,
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  Speaker 1: and I want him to be ready, so I would
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  Speaker 1: just say how old is he? Well, he's seventeen and
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  Speaker 1: a half, but oh my god, he's what almost I'm
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  Speaker 1: with high school, but he still kisses like a twelve
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  Speaker 1: year old. In my opinion, he's seventeen. I can't. I
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  Speaker 1: had no idea. Yeah, I'm not worried about it at all.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's kind of cool that you'd be willing
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  Speaker 1: to do that for him. I didn't know. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know that he was seventeen, I promise, Okay, I didn't know, right, Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: either way, you made out with a seventeen year old
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  Speaker 1: at the company party, and I regret to inform you
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  Speaker 1: that this whole thing is really a mess because he's pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: Now what excuse me, M Trevor's pregnant? Okay, what the
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  Speaker 1: hell is going on? This is actually Jewel from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap on
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  Speaker 1: you and your co worker Ashley set you up this Wait,
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  Speaker 1: who are you? I'm not from HR. No, this is
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  Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a
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  Speaker 1: joke from the radio. Yes, your co worker Ashley set
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  Speaker 1: you up. She said you got wasted at your company
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  Speaker 1: party and made out with some random guy and you're
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  Speaker 1: not from Like, oh my god, who did I make
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  Speaker 1: out with? I don't know. Maybe it was a seventeen
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  Speaker 1: year old named Trever. I'm not sure it wasn't. Though
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't. No, I made that up. Oh my god. Okay, oh,
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  Speaker 1: oh my gosh. I actually thought that I made it
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  Speaker 1: with a seventeen you. That was awful. What you did?
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  Speaker 1: What awful? What I did is awful. What you did. God,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do that. Who's gonna raise Trevor's baby Now?
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  Speaker 1: I think it'll be fine.