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Phone Tap: My Sports Cup Is Too Small · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Don't you hate it when you go to a store
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  Speaker 2: looking for a certain clothing item and then you find it,
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  Speaker 2: but they don't carry it in your size? Never I
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  Speaker 2: know that issue all too well because I'm not like Brooke.
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  Speaker 2: I don't rent my clothes, soil them and give them
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  Speaker 2: back tattered in a loss.
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  Speaker 1: It is a brilliant idea that I think everyone should
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  Speaker 1: be on board with.
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  Speaker 2: You See what I do is I look for the
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  Speaker 2: perfect item to buy. And that's why today I call
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  Speaker 2: a local sporting good store and let them know I'm
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  Speaker 2: not completely satisfied with the product that I recently purchased,
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  Speaker 2: and the guy on the phone needs to make it
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  Speaker 2: right in your phone tab right now.
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  Speaker 3: Another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 4: Big Sports, This is random? Can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my name is Todd Long Johnson and I was
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  Speaker 2: in your.
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  Speaker 3: Store the other day.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sir, and I was trying to get my hands
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  Speaker 2: on one of your support devices.
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  Speaker 3: I think you call it.
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  Speaker 2: A cup athletic supporter.
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  Speaker 3: You know, okay, Yeah, and the darnedest thing happened.
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  Speaker 4: What's that?
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  Speaker 2: So after looking at all the options that you had
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  Speaker 2: on the shelf, and there was a lot of them,
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  Speaker 2: I ended up going with.
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  Speaker 3: The extra large Excel model.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And I took the thing home, got it out of
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  Speaker 2: its package, and tried it on, and wouldn't you know,
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  Speaker 2: the darn thing was too small.
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  Speaker 4: Still okay, So how can I help you, sir?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I'm playing in my d league softball league.
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  Speaker 2: I just I got to figure out a way to
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  Speaker 2: protect the goodies down here, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, do you need another sigh? I don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: I went with the largest size you guys had, and
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  Speaker 2: it didn't do. So I was just wondering, you know.
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  Speaker 2: I know, for sometimes on special occasions, sporting good stores
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  Speaker 2: keep an extra extra large model well in the back
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  Speaker 2: for your more gifted clientele.
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  Speaker 4: I've been working here quite a few years, and I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if anything like that even exists. No, right,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I actually looked up the distributor name off
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  Speaker 2: the box and I contacted them. First of all, they
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  Speaker 2: said they were obviously impressed.
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  Speaker 4: So this conversation is getting kind of awkward.
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  Speaker 3: Are you Are you impressed?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if you want to tell a friend or
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  Speaker 2: a coworker about what you're doing, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 2: stop you. Back to the distributor, I seriously do need
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  Speaker 2: you to stop laughing.
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  Speaker 3: I do need help with this. This is a serious situation.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I know it's serious, but you know I don't
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  Speaker 4: get called day.
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  Speaker 3: That does not surprise me. I am one of a kind. Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: The distributor said that some local sporting goods stores may
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  Speaker 2: be able to give me a custom model, So I
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  Speaker 2: can come in around two o'clock today. If you've got
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  Speaker 2: a yard stick and some plaster, we can just knock
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  Speaker 2: this out.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I understand what why is it so funny? But
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  Speaker 3: do you not have plaster? You know? Because we need
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  Speaker 3: to we need to make a mold.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what to say. I don't know how
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  Speaker 4: to help you.
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  Speaker 3: I just told you we need to take a mold
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  Speaker 3: of this thing.
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  Speaker 4: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: How else you going to do your custom job on me?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, okay.
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  Speaker 2: The only other thing that I could think of is
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  Speaker 2: that you take a hammer, you break four extra larges
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  Speaker 2: up and then glue them together, kind of like a
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  Speaker 2: snake cage for an Anna Conda?
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 3: Is it that funny?
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  Speaker 1: You?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'm only asking because your boss Gary told me
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  Speaker 2: that you could hook me up. He said you'd be
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  Speaker 2: able to help me with my issue as long as
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  Speaker 2: I do a prank phone call on it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If you haven't figured it out, my name is jeff
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  Speaker 2: I'm from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, your boss Gary set you up.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm taking about I can't believe you never had
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  Speaker 3: this issue before.
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  Speaker 2: Like, you know, the scaffolding that they used to build
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  Speaker 2: the Empire State Building. We need something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have that in the back? Maybe wake up
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  Speaker 4: Every morning with phone tap Mornings on the twenties Brooke
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  Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning