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Phone Tap: DJ Hans German Jams · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: flip on ties, first time, wearing deodorant, water cologne, awkward
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  Speaker 1: slow dancing with your crush was so going up to
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  Speaker 1: a girl and asking for the first time, or in
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  Speaker 1: Brooks case, or Spanish teacher slash uncle, keep the hands
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  Speaker 1: above the waist in yours didn't have a lot of
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  Speaker 1: options in junior high Jeff Okay, anyway, a pair of
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  Speaker 1: moms are both on their middle school's PTA and they
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  Speaker 1: were in charge of planning the upcoming dance. That's why
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  Speaker 1: one wanted to prank the other by having Jose posts
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  Speaker 1: as the bizarre DJ for the big matter. That's so
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  Speaker 1: much fun. We're gonna hear it in your brand new
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now. The twenties. Hello, Hello, this is
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  Speaker 1: Hans Glueba, part of the Global International DJ Group. We
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  Speaker 1: play the songs that make your flupe gush an. Sorry
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  Speaker 1: who is. This is Hans Glueber. Hello, Hi, can I
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  Speaker 1: help you? Well? I was told to cause this number
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  Speaker 1: about the big metal school dancing. I was hired to
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  Speaker 1: be as a DJ for the dancing party. Yeah, for
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  Speaker 1: the for the dance, the kids dance. Hello, jah, I
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  Speaker 1: am excited as a voyage and shrine on Safari, it
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  Speaker 1: should be pretty fun, jah. So any who, I have
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  Speaker 1: two questions before I rock the house? As they say,
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  Speaker 1: may I ask them to you? Um? I just I
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  Speaker 1: didn't realize they already hired someone, And forgive me if
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  Speaker 1: I'm wrong. But are you German? I'm a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of East Brugel, you know, a little bit of a
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  Speaker 1: mad as they say in Zoog and Breccle. Um. Yeah, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know any of those places. But um yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you said you had questions. I'm happy to answer. Vondaba.
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  Speaker 1: So this will be my first DJ gig outside of Brussels,
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  Speaker 1: and I wanted to be a banging baby. Can you
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  Speaker 1: tell me if this song is um hitting hard? We
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  Speaker 1: just got it in Germany and it goes, hey, it's
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  Speaker 1: your birthday. We want to party like it's your goupensting
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  Speaker 1: you knowing? I think I do know that song. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's BIZI Rabah half dollar foods in sense. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Actually I think that song was well, I know that
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  Speaker 1: song popular when I was in high school because they
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  Speaker 1: played it at my Problem, which was a couple of
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  Speaker 1: decades ago. Now, I don't know if that would be
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  Speaker 1: great for this particular dance. Are you tugging on Hans's leg? No, Hans,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. I just I don't know if the kids
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  Speaker 1: would even know that song, and if they did, they'd
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  Speaker 1: probably be like, oh, that's like old you know, no
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  Speaker 1: offense to you, or via Joss got it in Germany.
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  Speaker 1: It makes my hein Schenkel. It's a good song, It's
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  Speaker 1: just probably not for this particular dance. Okay, Well, what
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  Speaker 1: about arms la Face with the Oakland Bouten That is
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  Speaker 1: one of the top of the charts. Yeah, all of
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  Speaker 1: the German children loving the big bats in right now,
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  Speaker 1: And I cannot lie. I think it's the same situation
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  Speaker 1: with that song came out decades and decades ago over here.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I think it came out in like the nineties.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even sure, but it was definitely lead before
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  Speaker 1: two thousand, so I think these kids weren't even born
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  Speaker 1: yet you know, well we maybe behind overseas sopahaps vistat visas,
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  Speaker 1: something more modern, fast forward to the future, right beyond
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  Speaker 1: the future. Now that's great, that would be great. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like the crowd pleasing BEng hey shine right? Do you
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  Speaker 1: like we might have an issue here because I think
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  Speaker 1: all these songs are a bit old, at least over
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  Speaker 1: here they are, and I'm a little worried about that's
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  Speaker 1: more of a kuma schpik. You are correct. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: totally sure what that is, but I think for these
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  Speaker 1: kids for this dance, I'm no expert, but along line
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  Speaker 1: like Ariana Grande or like they like do Elipa. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: awesome showgun on mine right? Oh I love it. Not
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  Speaker 1: Jeff Leppard, note le do Alipa, it's a you know
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  Speaker 1: her do a leaping Oh, let me search on my phone.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm going to asking Jeeves von second, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not sure who hired you, if it was Courtney or not.
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  Speaker 1: But before we move forward and need to talk to
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  Speaker 1: Courtney about this. She's helping me plan the dance. No
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  Speaker 1: need Joe friend. Courtney said that zeus but all of
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  Speaker 1: the kinder locking a jam in tool. Courtney told you
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  Speaker 1: to play this kind of music. Yeah, she told me
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  Speaker 1: to call you because this is a prank phone in
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  Speaker 1: callin what it's not real? It's not real? Sorry the voice? Now,
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  Speaker 1: who is this? Are you serious? This is actually jose
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  Speaker 1: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
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  Speaker 1: and this is a phone tap. I am not a
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  Speaker 1: German DJ. Oh my god, dude. I Courtney is the
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  Speaker 1: one who actually did set you up. She said, you're
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  Speaker 1: in charge of setting up the music for the middle
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  Speaker 1: school dance. So she was like, mess with her if
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  Speaker 1: you can. Oh my god, I'm gonna kill her. But
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  Speaker 1: can I tell you how relieves I am right now.
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  Speaker 1: I just feel bad for the children. They're missing out
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  Speaker 1: on all of the hits right Honestly, I would have
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  Speaker 1: loved Hans's playlist if it were a dance for me.
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  Speaker 1: That all sounds great. Oh job, but hire me. I'm ready.
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  Speaker 1: I have zero bookings right now. Maybe for my fortieth
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  Speaker 1: wake up. Every morning was food weekday mornings on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning