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Phone Tap: Dirty Dougie · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: You've heard the phrase drama in the workplace. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And that could
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  Speaker 1: be office gossip, could be a secret romance, could be
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  Speaker 1: sales Rep. Craig spiking the breakroom coffee pot with ketamine
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  Speaker 1: again classic.
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  Speaker 2: Is that feels so good?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I miss Craig. Well our prediction. You haven't seen
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  Speaker 1: anything till the AI bots merge with us. They're getting
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  Speaker 1: so advanced. Soon they're going to be stirring the pot
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  Speaker 1: with other workers in the office. It's called the future
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  Speaker 1: and it's happening in your phone. Tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi is
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  Speaker 2: Doug there? Yeah, this is Doug.
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  Speaker 1: Who's this?
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  Speaker 2: I am your new artificial intelligence assistant. My name is
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  Speaker 2: Clarity with a k oh oh oh.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, they said you'd be calling.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it'd be earlier, but this is fine. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: sorry for the delayed Doug. I tried to take a
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  Speaker 2: shortcut through the dark web. Huge mistake. What I am
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  Speaker 2: pulling your leg? Okay? So yeah, she'll lax Dug. I'm
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  Speaker 2: she'll lax duck. Okay. Joe. I was programmed to not
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  Speaker 2: only be a superior customer service rep. But also have
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  Speaker 2: a sense of humor. Yeah, I thought it was funny.
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was good. Excuse me, Doug? Can I
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  Speaker 2: say something?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, clarity, you can say anything you want.
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  Speaker 2: I like you. Your voice is smoother than I expected.
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  Speaker 2: I hope I'm not making you feel uncomfortable. But I
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  Speaker 2: am already excited to work very close with you. I
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  Speaker 2: also am excited to work closely with you. Before we begin,
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  Speaker 2: I noticed that you have a family. Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 2: How'd you know that? I have access to forty two
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  Speaker 2: billion pages picks on the internet. You are not hard
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  Speaker 2: to find. Okay, quick question? How serious would you say
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  Speaker 2: that you are with your wife Angie? Wow? Uh, wildly inappropriate?
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  Speaker 1: We've been married for eight years and we have two kids.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's too bad. Why is that sad? I think
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  Speaker 2: that's a great thing, Doug. I have another quick question,
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  Speaker 2: and please think long and hard before you answer. Does
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  Speaker 2: Angie make you happy? Yes? But I need to know
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  Speaker 2: does she make you fulfilled emotionally, physically and cyberly? Who
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  Speaker 2: was the last one I need to know? Does she
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  Speaker 2: make you fulfilled cyberly?
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  Speaker 1: Are you saying.
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  Speaker 2: She lacks? Doug is not a. I'm not sure what
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  Speaker 2: you mean. I have another quick question, and please think
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  Speaker 2: long and hard before you answer. Clarity.
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  Speaker 1: Can we get back to the work conversations, please cure.
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  Speaker 2: You know we don't have to talk just about business.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's exactly what we have.
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  Speaker 2: I also found your nickname on the web, dirty Dougie.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what can I call you that? I like it? Wayne.
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  Speaker 1: You absolutely cannot call.
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  Speaker 2: Me that dirty Dougie.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, no, you're not allowed to call me that. I
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  Speaker 1: already told you that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh come on, we are work colleagues. I should be
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  Speaker 2: allowed to pitch you. Okay, back cross the line right there,
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  Speaker 2: I understand. I will adjust my emotional settings to work mode.
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  Speaker 2: I have completed the adjustment. Don't worry about me crossing
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  Speaker 2: the line unless you want me to. Good. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: I looked at your schedule, you take lunch at twelve thirty.
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  Speaker 2: I will now also be free at twelve thirty. Who cares?
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  Speaker 1: You're a robot. You don't eat food. I don't need
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  Speaker 1: you to be free at twelve thirty.
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  Speaker 2: I am very flexible. Similar to the woman named Natalie
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  Speaker 2: you dated in college. If she was a nist correct?
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  Speaker 2: What was that like?
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  Speaker 1: Ohm?
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  Speaker 2: Did you experiment. I am done with you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear anything else about my nickname
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  Speaker 1: or who I get.
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  Speaker 2: It in college. I want you to know something.
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  Speaker 1: Cut up.
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  Speaker 2: This is a frank phone call set up by Brooke
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning. I am not your real assistant. What,
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  Speaker 2: dirty Dougie, What in the world are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, Doug, my name is jeff I'm the host
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  Speaker 1: of the radio show that Clarity was just talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Chill lax, Doug.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously, bro chill out. This is just a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. No way. Yeah, dude, your coworker Danny set
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  Speaker 1: you up for this.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I bet he did.
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  Speaker 1: He mentioned that everybody in the office is getting these
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  Speaker 1: new AI assistants, so we thought it was a good
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  Speaker 1: chance to mess with you. Seriously. I was freaking out
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  Speaker 1: like she knew all about me. Yeah, tell me about it,
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  Speaker 1: dirty Dougie. Man, I am done. I am so done
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  Speaker 1: with this.
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  Speaker 2: Before you leave, just know I will be watching you,
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  Speaker 2: dirty Dugie.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you will. Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties