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Phone Tap PODCAST: You Hate The Planet · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And recently, we got
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  Speaker 1: an email from a lady who's the manager at a
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  Speaker 1: big company downtown and she wanted us to prank one
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  Speaker 1: of her female subordinates. Idea, I like it, she says.
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  Speaker 1: This particular employee is a little bit of a hothead.
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  Speaker 1: She's a petite woman who drives a giant SUV and
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  Speaker 1: apparently she's refused multiple times to car pull into work
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  Speaker 1: with co workers who lived near her and need a ride.
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  Speaker 1: Come on gas guzzlers. So the whole office got together
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  Speaker 1: and said, let's set her up for a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: And I was more than happy to do that for them.
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  Speaker 1: It's your brand new phone tap right now. It's another
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  Speaker 1: taps on the twenty. Hello, Hi is this Lexi? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Who's this? My name's Jordan. I'm part of the building
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  Speaker 1: security team at your office. Yeah, I'm calling all the
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  Speaker 1: employees the park in the garage just to inform them
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  Speaker 1: of some changes that we're going to be making next month. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Like what, Well, you're one of the people who parks
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  Speaker 1: their giant gas guzzling SUV's in here, right, Excuse me? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I mean do we drive the wrong person? Aren't you
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  Speaker 1: the one that drives the big suv the white Escalade?
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  Speaker 1: I do drive that, but I don't understand. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: assuming that you don't car pool either, right because we
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  Speaker 1: never see anybody else exit the vehicle once you arrive. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. But so what who is this again? I'm
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  Speaker 1: Jordan from the building security team. Okay, Jordan, I don't
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  Speaker 1: have a lot of time, and I just I parked
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  Speaker 1: my car. I go to work. What's what's the big deal?
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  Speaker 1: In an effort for us to be a little more
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  Speaker 1: environmentally friendly around here, we're going to be reducing the
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  Speaker 1: sizes of the parking bots in the garage. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's actually called that I made. So you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: be able to park your yuppiemobile here anymore. All right,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you're talking to me this way.
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  Speaker 1: You're just a building employee. Whatever I mean. I actually
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  Speaker 1: work in an office and have an important job, so
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if you reduce the size of the
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  Speaker 1: parking spaces. I'll just park in two spaces at once.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give ah wow, Okay, I mean the other
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  Speaker 1: guys were telling me stuff about you. I didn't realize
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  Speaker 1: it was going to be this bad. Look. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what anyone's told you about me, But if you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna come at me, I'm gonna come right back at you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you want to do, lady, just make sure that
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  Speaker 1: you have to find another spot starting Monday. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: don't give us what you say. I'm going to keep
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  Speaker 1: parking there, so I guess i'll see you Monday with
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  Speaker 1: my big stat SUV. Now, you're not going to be
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  Speaker 1: allowed inside the parking garage. You're not going to stop me.
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  Speaker 1: Where else do you want me to park if you're
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  Speaker 1: not going to let me in? I mean, I know
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  Speaker 1: there's some public parking about seven blocks away that should
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  Speaker 1: fit your truck beast. I think those garage owners hate
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  Speaker 1: the environment too, so give me a break. Seven blocks.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually a really safe alleyway. Only three stabbings in
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  Speaker 1: the last year. There, you're gonna love it. I am
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  Speaker 1: not walking seven blocks in the cold every morning to
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  Speaker 1: get to work. Okay, well that's your choice. Sell your
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  Speaker 1: lord wagon, get with the times. You can't talk to
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  Speaker 1: me like this. I'm not going to sell my talk
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  Speaker 1: to you like this. Actually, I think it's about time
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  Speaker 1: someone started talking to you about this because the earth matters.
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  Speaker 1: Oh seriously, Oh really, I care about the earth, but
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  Speaker 1: taking one suv out of your stupid parking garage is
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  Speaker 1: not going to make a difference. Hold on a second, here,
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  Speaker 1: Am I picking up on something? Are you picking up
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  Speaker 1: on me? Giving you the finger because I am? Oh? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're hitting on me. What? No, yeah, you are. That's
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  Speaker 1: why you haven't hung up the phone yet. You think
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  Speaker 1: my voice is sexy, No, I do not. Your voice
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  Speaker 1: is stupid. Oh no, I heard you giggle. I heard
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  Speaker 1: you giggle. There, I'm giggling because you're a moron. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: busting out the dirty names. All right, here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: I will sleep with you. Okay, I want to talk
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  Speaker 1: to you about this anymore. I'm calling the building manager
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell him to fire you for talking
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  Speaker 1: to people. Do whatever you want, do whatever you want.
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  Speaker 1: He's not gonna listen because I don't work there. And
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  Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. Wait what, it's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Who is it. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Holy oh my god. Your boss Denise
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  Speaker 1: said that she always gives you a bad time about
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  Speaker 1: driving that giant suv around, so she wanted to mess
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  Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, okay, well she got me then. So
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  Speaker 1: you admit you hate the earth. No, I don't hate
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  Speaker 1: the ears. Okay, but you still like me in my voice?
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  Speaker 1: Can you just hang up the phone now? Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Now you hang up first. Let's do it at the
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  Speaker 1: same time. Okay, let's hang up in three two one.
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  Speaker 1: You're still there. Oh no, you're gone. Maybe I'm not
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  Speaker 1: the It's excellent wake up every morning with food tabs
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy on removing ninety two
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