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Phone Tap: Too Hot For Hot Yoga · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Whenever we do phone taps, we always ask listeners to
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  Speaker 1: give us a little background info on the person we're
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  Speaker 1: calling so that we can get an idea of who
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  Speaker 1: they are and how to push their buttons. Well, a
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  Speaker 1: guy named James told us just two things about his girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: One he takes a yoga class with her every single week.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, good job.
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  Speaker 1: And two she is smoking hot, which means we're going
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  Speaker 1: to have to move her from the less attractive class
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  Speaker 1: into the secret yoga class reserved for hotties only you
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  Speaker 1: don't make the cuts. Sorry, you'll hear how she reacts
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now. Another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Sheila from City Yoga. Is this Denise?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's Denis.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Hi Denise. How are your chakras today?
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  Speaker 3: They feel good?
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  Speaker 2: They're pretty aligned.
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  Speaker 3: What's this that's wonderful? I don't think we've met. I'm
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  Speaker 3: the owner of the yoga studio. Oh okay, yes, so
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  Speaker 3: this is the yoga studio go on Wednesday. Well, it's
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  Speaker 3: a yoga studio you used to go to on Wednesdays.
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  Speaker 3: Wait stop clothing. Oh no, no, we're actually doing very
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  Speaker 3: well except for.
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  Speaker 2: In your class.
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  Speaker 3: And that's the reason I'm calling.
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  Speaker 1: Why what's going on with my class?
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  Speaker 3: We just need you to move from that Wednesday morning
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  Speaker 3: class to Friday nights.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, so the entire class is moving. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: just you.
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  Speaker 3: I just need you to move because you've been too
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  Speaker 3: distracting in the Wednesday morning class and we've received some complaints. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: and exactly how am I distracting?
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  Speaker 2: Please?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know how to say this other than
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  Speaker 3: you're too hot for hot yoga. Wait?
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  Speaker 2: What you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Can you explain yourself?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's not me, it's multiple comments from people who
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  Speaker 3: attend the morning session with you. They say they're jealous
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  Speaker 3: of how far you can bend your body. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 3: not my fault. And everybody has their own practice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I do my thing, they do their thing. We shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be looking at each other.
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  Speaker 2: I will say, you're not the first person to say that.
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  Speaker 3: We've actually created a new class reserve for our most
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  Speaker 3: attractive members only. We call it dimes Yoga.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Dimes Yoga.
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  Speaker 3: That's the Friday night class for our tens. They can
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  Speaker 3: work out in all their hotness and not distract anyone else.
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  Speaker 3: This is a joke, right, there's no way this is real.
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking for a dime that's top of the line,
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  Speaker 3: que face, slim waist with a big behind. What the
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  Speaker 3: hell does that mean that you're slogan for this? It's
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  Speaker 3: a slogan in process, just like we are.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how ridiculous you sound?
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  Speaker 3: Like? Right now?
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  Speaker 1: I go there with my boyfriend.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, did you know that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: We know your boyfriend James.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so you know his name?
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  Speaker 3: Did you talk to him about this? Yes, we had
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  Speaker 3: a conversation. James will be staying in the normal morning class.
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  Speaker 3: He's not distracting anyone. Okay, so let me understand this.
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  Speaker 1: James is been hot because you haven't called him and
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  Speaker 1: asked him to move to some kind of male version
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  Speaker 1: of the dying yoga class. Right, is that what you're saying?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying he probably has a very good personality.
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  Speaker 1: Again, what kind of yoga studio is this? You're offending me.
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  Speaker 1: You're hounding here and talking to my boyfriend.
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  Speaker 3: Look at the opportunity. We have many male dimes in
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  Speaker 3: your class. Oh so this is a female and male class.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I don't want this.
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  Speaker 2: Just in case you're looking to upgrade.
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  Speaker 3: Oh what you did not just say that.
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  Speaker 1: You want me to great from my own boyfriend?
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  Speaker 3: Well, who the hell are you? Well, I'm just saying
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  Speaker 3: your boyfriend is the type of man who would set
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  Speaker 3: you up for a phone tap. A phone tap, you
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  Speaker 3: mean it like this is a prank.
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  Speaker 2: It's a prank, phone call home.
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  Speaker 1: Games the line.
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  Speaker 3: No, but this is actually broke from the radio show
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  Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, James wrote us.
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  Speaker 3: And said, well, you're just hot and he wanted to
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  Speaker 3: play a prank on you.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a burden you have to bear.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently, what jerk. I really can't believe, he s to me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but you can't believe you were getting moved at the
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  Speaker 3: Friday class and he was staying in Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: Let's be honest, all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, A little bit.
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  Speaker 2: He deserves that
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  Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with phone tap weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 3: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.