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Phone Tap: Let Me Name Your Baby · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call the nicest person ever, a lady who's
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  Speaker 1: at work and she's seven months pregnant. Apparently she's talked
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  Speaker 1: with her coworkers about how she's still deciding on what
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  Speaker 1: the baby name should be and that she doesn't need
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  Speaker 1: any help deciding. Yeah, yeah, but just imagine Jose's ADHD unmedicated. No,
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  Speaker 1: he has some great ideas, yeah and highly on.
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  Speaker 2: The unmedicated part.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna attempt to tell her all of them before
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  Speaker 1: she can hang up the phone. In your phone chap
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 2: On the twenties, Hello, Hi, is this Roz?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, who's calling?
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  Speaker 2: My name is John and you work with my girlfriend Becky.
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  Speaker 2: She's in your work group. She said, you guys are
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  Speaker 2: pret close.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so's boyfriend, right, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: John, and you're Rosberry right, I'm sorry what Roslin? Oh? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: because she calls you Roz and I figured it. She's
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  Speaker 2: short for like rosberry, you know, like the berry, like
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  Speaker 2: a cross between a raspberry and a bos and berry,
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  Speaker 2: like like the smoothie.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's just short for Rosalind. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting, Okay, just never heard the name Roz before, so
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  Speaker 2: that's kind of, you know, surprising, weird Uh.
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  Speaker 3: So are you trying to reach Becky because I can
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  Speaker 3: see if she's at her desk.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, I want to talk to you
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  Speaker 2: because I heard you are pregnant. Congrats.
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  Speaker 3: Oh thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm assuming you're gonna, you know, like have it,
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  Speaker 2: so we got to get a name in there, right, Sorry?
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  Speaker 3: John, what are you getting at here?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? I'm sorry. I'm really good with names, like super.
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  Speaker 3: Good with names, are you though? Because you thought Roz
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  Speaker 3: was short for Rosberry.
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  Speaker 2: Rosberry that's just like the first thing that came to me.
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  Speaker 2: But if I kept guessing, I would have gotten there
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  Speaker 2: for sure. And so when she said you were pregnant,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, wait a minute, I should come up
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  Speaker 2: with baby names for her because she's gonna have baby brain.
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  Speaker 3: That's very nice of you, But I actually we have
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  Speaker 3: some names in mind. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I already did it. You don't know this about me,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't have a job, so like, I have
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  Speaker 2: tons of time on my hand, and I just thought
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  Speaker 2: I should run some of these by you. Well, they're
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  Speaker 2: in my head. I can't stop thinking about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, that's nice of you, but no, I.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. So look I'm not gonna be
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  Speaker 2: able to sleep this afternoon if I don't tell you.
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  Speaker 2: I sleep in the afternoons. By the way, because like
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  Speaker 2: I said, no job up all night. You know what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying. It's like when you don't have time you
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  Speaker 2: don't know. Oh yeah, I guess sorry, because you have
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  Speaker 2: a job. You work with Becky. It's so stupid good
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  Speaker 2: for you. By the way, are you hiring? Just kidding?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Listen?
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  Speaker 2: So number three was wait for it, Rosberry Junior.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really see it.
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  Speaker 2: But that's also when I thought your name was Rosberry. Right, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you want to scratch that off.
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  Speaker 3: It's not really my chase.
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  Speaker 2: No, okay, cool, that's fine. I'll probably send that one
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  Speaker 2: to a baby naming website because I think it's pretty sweet.
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  Speaker 2: Someone's gonna name it Rosberry Junior.
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  Speaker 3: I have to get back to work now, John, But
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  Speaker 3: I do appreciate the guy, I.
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  Speaker 2: Know, but real quick. Number two it's the ampersand symbol.
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  Speaker 2: It's like kind of old school but apparently needs to
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  Speaker 2: be like ampersand I don't think so. Okay, Okay, I
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  Speaker 2: know you hate it. I hated it too. That was
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  Speaker 2: just a test. Okay, you passed. Listen the final one
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  Speaker 2: and don't tell me the gender.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I wasn't going to tell you the gender because
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  Speaker 3: you're not part of my family and I don't know you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not part of the family. Yes I am. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: maybe all right, someday we'll work on it. You have
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  Speaker 2: a sister, is she employed? What sounds like a catch?
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  Speaker 1: All?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Here we go three? Two? You want to count
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  Speaker 2: me down?
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  Speaker 3: I really don't.
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  Speaker 2: It's little baby yodle.
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  Speaker 3: Yodle, Yeah, like yodel yol yodel yole. You know. Well,
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  Speaker 3: this has certainly been a call to remember, but I
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  Speaker 3: do need to hang up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what about Brook and Jeffrey in the morning? All
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  Speaker 2: one word? So it's like Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 2: like when they're in trouble. You're like, hey, Brook and.
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning. Get over here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna spenke your a little bottom. But I don't
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  Speaker 2: believe in spanking. For the record, if I ever marry
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  Speaker 2: your sister, I promise we're not gonna spank our kids.
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  Speaker 3: What is happening right now?
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  Speaker 2: Oh wait, that name's already taken by the radio show
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  Speaker 2: that's doing a prank on you.
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  Speaker 3: Shoot, wait, what I am.
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  Speaker 2: My name's jose from the radio show Brick and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the Morning. Your coworker Becky set you.
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  Speaker 3: Up, Okay when you said yodel really.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, consider yodel or consider breath? Oh consider be box.
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  Speaker 2: Oh just me breathing. I was just me breathing really heavy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I think you need to take some kind
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  Speaker 3: of drug, like maybe a medication that they're already prescribing
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  Speaker 3: for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, speed, No, oh slow, I haven't heard of that drug. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna naming drugs.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, wake up.
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  Speaker 2: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 2: frooking Jeffrey in the Morning.