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Phone Tap PODCAST: The Ad Pharmacist · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Hello O, Hi, my name is Linda. I work with
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  Speaker 1: the pharmacy. I'm going to speak with Randall. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is me, Hi Randall. I see here that you're
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  Speaker 1: requested to be notified at this number for your medication
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  Speaker 1: when it's ready. Some reason, we're getting to bounce back
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  Speaker 1: on your text. Wow. Really I don't know why that
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  Speaker 1: would be happening, but who knows. I mean, it could
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  Speaker 1: be something with your provider. Do you need to talk
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  Speaker 1: to them about sure, m I'll reach out to them.
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  Speaker 1: So does that mean my prescriptions ready to be picked up? Almost?
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  Speaker 1: We just need to confirm a few pieces of information here.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like you transferred this prescription to us. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: I did. Okay, what else do you need to know?
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  Speaker 1: We just need to confirm your data birth Please for sure,
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  Speaker 1: it's no hold on there. One second. Your ad will
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  Speaker 1: be starting in three two one. We all hate high
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  Speaker 1: drug prices, but you should never have to choose between
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  Speaker 1: your physical health and the health of your wallet. Ask
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  Speaker 1: your local pharmacist about good RX, the program that will
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  Speaker 1: save you money each month. So where were we? What
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  Speaker 1: was that? Oh? That was just a short ad. The
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  Speaker 1: company requires that we do those now during our phone
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  Speaker 1: calls with customers. Oh. Yeah, each customer gets an AD
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  Speaker 1: specifically tailored to them based on previous purchases. Wow, I
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  Speaker 1: guess I've just never heard one of those before. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know. Ads were everywhere these days, you know. So
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  Speaker 1: back to your birth date. You said it was in October. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's actually in November, right, So I'll need you to
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  Speaker 1: tell me the day in the year. But before I do,
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  Speaker 1: have you had issues urinating? What if you have issues
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  Speaker 1: with a radic urination, whether it be in your sleep,
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  Speaker 1: walking around town, or spending time with loved ones. What
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  Speaker 1: then maybe the slim Fit catheter is the right choice
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  Speaker 1: for you. Made with new and improved Paula Eurethane. This
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  Speaker 1: little medical miracle comes in many different lengths and sizes.
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  Speaker 1: So just remember if you're thinking about getting a manicure,
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  Speaker 1: bring your catheter. Ask your local pharmacists about one today. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: what do you have a question about the catheter? No?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I guess because I'm just not sure what
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  Speaker 1: I'm I can go over all the sizes with you
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  Speaker 1: right now if you'd like, no, no, no no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna ask, like what I purchased that made
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  Speaker 1: you think I would need a catheter? It's okay if
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  Speaker 1: you're embarrassed a small A lot of people have to
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  Speaker 1: pick that one. No, that's not what I'm saying, obviously,
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  Speaker 1: It's not that I need a small. Yeah, I just
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  Speaker 1: you know, I want to get my prescription picked up.
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  Speaker 1: So can we just wrap this up. I'll get that
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  Speaker 1: to you in just a few seconds. But before I
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  Speaker 1: do heavy flow, light flow, no matter the flow tam
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  Speaker 1: Pax has. Why am I hearing this? With Tampax is
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  Speaker 1: new and improved, patent and designed. You will be in
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  Speaker 1: charge of ant flow. It's time to go with the
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  Speaker 1: flow period asking about the pharmacist. No, that's it. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do this anymore. Okay. Was the ad inappropriate
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  Speaker 1: or offensive to you? What about my voice or name
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  Speaker 1: makes you think I need a tampon. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: that it'd be the sound of your voice, but your
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  Speaker 1: hormones definitely sound out of whack. What No, Look, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not doing this anymore. Can I speak to your supervisory Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do that because unfortunately this is a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. I'm not your pharmacy. But Ames Broke from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, we're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Are you s Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your wife Treaty set you up. She said you're getting
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  Speaker 1: frustrated about not being notified out your prescription. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: I cannot believe she did that. I will say, I'm
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  Speaker 1: surprised you didn't ask more about the slim fit castheter
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  Speaker 1: because according to your shopping problem. No, give me a break.
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  Speaker 1: I mean you're the perfect fit. I mean maybe, but
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  Speaker 1: definitely not the small ones you were trying to sell
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  Speaker 1: Moving ninety two point five