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Phone Tap: Amenity Let Down · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. It's tap time, everyone,
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  Speaker 1: Let's get a tap on. I do love a little
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  Speaker 1: shuffle off to Buffalo time stuff. I can give you
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  Speaker 1: a time. I didn't think I could make it more
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  Speaker 1: lame than what I said, but we got an email
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  Speaker 1: from a lady who says her friend is sick and
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  Speaker 1: tired of her apartment complex because she lives in an
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  Speaker 1: area that's being built up right now, so there's all
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  Speaker 1: these nice, brand new ones popping up all around her,
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  Speaker 1: and she plans to leave after her current lease is up.
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  Speaker 1: But we have an idea on how to change her mind.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you do to get her to stay, because
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  Speaker 1: Jose is going to be calling her with some shocking
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  Speaker 1: and unexpected good news. You'll find out what it is
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now. It's another tap on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hello, this is Ned calling from Releasing office.
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  Speaker 1: Is this Julie yes, yes it is. Oh hey, Julie,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing today? So far, so good? Oh great,
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  Speaker 1: that's awesome to hear. I know for the past few
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  Speaker 1: years there's been some new buildings in our area popping
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  Speaker 1: up with some pretty cool amenities. Have you been hearing
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  Speaker 1: about those? I've heard some friends like do some moving recently?
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, I've heard some rumors. Well, the reason why
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling you today is because our owners are investing
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  Speaker 1: into upgrading our complex as well. I just got the news.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be so cool. Are you serious? They're actually
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  Speaker 1: going to put money into this place. Yeah. First, we
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  Speaker 1: are putting in a brand new home theater that's available
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  Speaker 1: to everyone that lives here. Are you serious? Yes, management,
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  Speaker 1: they just purchased a new eighteen inch color TV with
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  Speaker 1: did you just say eighteen inch? I couldn't believe it either,
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  Speaker 1: eight teen inch color TV with sir inside built in
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  Speaker 1: a DVD player because you know how big eighteen inches
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  Speaker 1: is do I that was a little humor, but think
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  Speaker 1: about it. You will have to go to the movie
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  Speaker 1: theaters anymore. You're just gonna sit back in the new lounge,
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  Speaker 1: live in the luxurious lone. Sorry, but that's a really
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  Speaker 1: small TV, Like my TV in my house is like
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  Speaker 1: fifty some inches and we don't even have a lounge.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, we don't have space for an actual lounge area.
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  Speaker 1: But the maintenance guy, Todd, he picked up a free
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  Speaker 1: couch off of Craigslist and he just put it in
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  Speaker 1: the area next to the mailboxes on the front lobby,
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  Speaker 1: by the mail room. Yeah, no, that's disgusting. Why would
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  Speaker 1: you say disgusting? Have you ever seen a used couch
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  Speaker 1: like on the side of the road or a sidewalk
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  Speaker 1: like they're grow You just got a free couch you
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  Speaker 1: didn't have before and a whole new entertainment lounge. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't even sound like you're putting any money into the place,
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  Speaker 1: like it's been for I don't even know how long,
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  Speaker 1: and you're just cheeping out like you always do, keeping
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  Speaker 1: out curiously. Come on, what an apartment complex cheap out
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  Speaker 1: by installing a brand new swimming pool. No, I just
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe you like this is now. I just
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  Speaker 1: feel like you're just lying today. Well, you know, it's
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  Speaker 1: one of those fancy above ground pools, but it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be right by the recycling in the back. No, really private,
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  Speaker 1: very stop stop. I mean, first of all, that's disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: Why would I want to swim next to where everybody's
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  Speaker 1: like garbage and craft recycling. It's different. The garbage is
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  Speaker 1: about ten feet the other way. You're not going to
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  Speaker 1: make me think this is good. Like you guys literally
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  Speaker 1: had done nothing for me. And I can't even tell
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  Speaker 1: you how long do you like yoga? What does that
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  Speaker 1: have to do with anything? I haven't told you about
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  Speaker 1: the yoga classes I'm going to be holding in the
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  Speaker 1: parking garage. You are going to be the talk of
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  Speaker 1: the town. Swimming pools, yoga, you know, crap. You are
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  Speaker 1: so full of crap, Like I want you to stop
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  Speaker 1: lying to me. Okay, nothing is good, like everything keeps
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  Speaker 1: on falling apart in my apartment. You guys never take
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  Speaker 1: care of anything raising my rents. Come on, so first,
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  Speaker 1: you speaking of rent, I did forget to tell you
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  Speaker 1: that my rent will be going up about three hundred
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  Speaker 1: and fifty bucks starting tomorrow. But we can give you
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  Speaker 1: a day. Well, how are we gonna pay for all
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  Speaker 1: these new amenities? Who's gonna pay for the swimming pool?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not even a real pool. I
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  Speaker 1: am not paying for it you are. You're supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be the one that's wants to make my place better,
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  Speaker 1: and you freaking suck. You know what you need right
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  Speaker 1: now a yoga class and that's also what I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to yoga mat and shove it up your butt. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's going to hurt the chakras. Okay, Oh you
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  Speaker 1: think you're funny, Well no, this is not cute anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I am a comedian, so I actually work on a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. That's my real job. What are you talking
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  Speaker 1: about now? I don't even work in the leasing office.
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  Speaker 1: This is actually jose from the radio show Brick and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a fun tap on
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  Speaker 1: you right now. What the heck is going on? Let
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  Speaker 1: me let me give you some clarification. Your friend Linda
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  Speaker 1: set you up. She said you've been complaining about your
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  Speaker 1: apartment complex so much so she knew we control you
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  Speaker 1: super easy. Wait no, not at all. Oh but all
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  Speaker 1: kidding aside, If you were thinking back to that eighteen
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  Speaker 1: inch TV with the DVD combo, if you don't like that,
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  Speaker 1: I do have a VHS player too. Okay, that is enough.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure like everyone in my office thinks I'm
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  Speaker 1: nuts right now, so is mine. Don't worry, We're similar
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  Speaker 1: in that way. Wake up every morning with funk taps,
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 1: Morning