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Phone Tap: Sausage Island Getaway · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Everyone knows. When you sign your iPhone agreement, or your
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  Speaker 1: car insurance policy, or the expired lunch meat waiver at
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  Speaker 1: the deli releasing them from all liability in case it
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  Speaker 1: gets sick. You never read the fine print on those
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  Speaker 1: things exactly. Who wants to read the boring legal crap?
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  Speaker 1: And that couldn't be more true than when you enter
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  Speaker 1: a contest. Oh yeah, you just fill out your form,
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  Speaker 1: you submit it and hope you get picked.
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: Well, today we call a woman who already knows that
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  Speaker 1: she got selected as the grand prize winner for a
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  Speaker 1: free vacation. She already knows that, but now she's gonna
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  Speaker 1: find out all the tiny little details she didn't pay
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  Speaker 1: attention to when she signed up. It's your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, this is Dana from Sales Resort. Oh hi, hi,
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  Speaker 2: Ark said he spoke with you a few days ago
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  Speaker 2: and confirmed you were our grand prize winner. Congratulations, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: oh my gosh, thank you. I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 3: I bet it's a phenomenal prize.
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  Speaker 2: Four day, three nights day airfare, all inclusive food and drink.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you're just gonna have to pay one hundred dollars
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  Speaker 3: a day for Wi Fi. Really, I'm just kidding, I
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  Speaker 3: just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but we are so excited to have you
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  Speaker 2: plus one guest visit our little slice of paradise. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 2: I'm so pumped. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Good. And speaking of your plus one, who were you
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  Speaker 3: thinking of taking.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna bring my boyfriend Jared. Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: That's not allowed.
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  Speaker 2: Wait what's not allowed? So? I don't know if you
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  Speaker 2: read the rules of the contest before you signed up,
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  Speaker 2: but everyone who wins has to be considered available if
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean available? Do you mean like single? Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 2: boyfriend's girlfriends, fiancees, or married couples allowed. So why do
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  Speaker 2: you have another like fun girlfriend who might be down
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  Speaker 2: to clown?
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  Speaker 3: Wait?
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait wait wait, No, I don't I don't think
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  Speaker 2: it said anything about that. It definitely did, because the
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  Speaker 2: entire contest was based around the reality show we produce
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  Speaker 2: here called Sausage Island.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure you've seen it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I definitely have not seen that.
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  Speaker 3: It's a spinoff from the Lazy River of Lust. You've
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  Speaker 3: heard of that that's super fun? No, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: The best episode was the five People, One Inner tube.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, they weren't even near a river, and they
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  Speaker 3: definitely weren't being lazy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really watch reality TV.
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  Speaker 3: No between you and me, I was jealous of that
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  Speaker 3: inner tube.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I just didn't know any of this. Like
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  Speaker 2: I was just told I want a contest and it
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  Speaker 2: was a vacation for two people, like one, it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: about singles. I mean, most people know the resort is
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  Speaker 2: all about paradise and random hookups.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, of course, no, you don't listen.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, listen, I hear you, and you don't have to
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  Speaker 2: do stuff. But I want to bring my boyfriends. That
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  Speaker 2: was the whole thing. Like I signed up for this
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  Speaker 2: thinking this would be a great trip for my boyfriend
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  Speaker 2: and I. If you do that, you are gonna have
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  Speaker 2: to wear a T shirt that says prude Alert what
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  Speaker 2: just so everybody knows, and you're not gonna be able
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  Speaker 2: to take it off even when you swim. That's insane.
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  Speaker 2: That's completely insane. I'm just saying bringing a significant other
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  Speaker 2: here would like kill the mood, and then no one's
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  Speaker 2: gonna enjoy the horizontal refreshment lounge.
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  Speaker 3: No what the horizontal refreshment lounge.
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  Speaker 2: Is that really the name of one of your restaurants.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So look, this is what I would do
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  Speaker 2: if I were you, I would really just consider breaking
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  Speaker 2: up with your boyfriend for a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 3: Are a couple of weeks?
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  Speaker 2: I am not interested in any of this.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 2: Because you are really going to want to play this
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  Speaker 2: fun resort game called assault with a Friendly Weapon? Ah?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well you could try my favorite bungalow rodeo.
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  Speaker 3: What ew got to work late yesterday thanks to that one.
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  Speaker 2: If this is really what's happening, I might have to
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  Speaker 2: turn down the trip.
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  Speaker 3: What you have a free trip?
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  Speaker 2: I know, but it sounds like this whole thing is
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  Speaker 2: just an invitation to hook up with random people and
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  Speaker 2: that is not me.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I guess we'll just give it to your boyfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Then, when we were on the phone with him earlier
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  Speaker 2: and he was all about being single, I'm sorry you
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  Speaker 2: were talking with Jared. I mean he emailed us not
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  Speaker 2: about the trip, more about doing a prank phone call
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  Speaker 2: on you. What prank phone call?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all a joke. This is Brooke from the
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  Speaker 3: radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Oh My God.
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  Speaker 3: For doing a phone tap on you. But you really
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  Speaker 3: did win the trip.
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  Speaker 2: Jared wrote us and said he's so excited about taking
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  Speaker 2: the trip with you, so you don't have to be.
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  Speaker 3: Single after all.
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  Speaker 1: Yay, good man.
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  Speaker 2: If you we were all for this, this really could
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  Speaker 2: have backfired on Jared right. Wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 2: phone taps weekday mornings all the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the morning,