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Phone Tap: Suitcase Swap · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Do you y Away. It's Brooke and Jeffrey. In the
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  Speaker 2: morning and today. One woman has been freaking out for
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  Speaker 2: the last forty eight hours after she came home from
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  Speaker 2: her vacation and realized the airline lost her suitcase. I
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  Speaker 2: hate that now. What she doesn't know is they actually
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  Speaker 2: found it a few hours ago. They called her husband
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  Speaker 2: and it's on the way to her house right now.
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  Speaker 2: And in the meantime, we're gonna mess with her a
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  Speaker 2: little bit in your phone. Tap right now another.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, is this Jennifer.
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  Speaker 3: Uh it is.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I think I have your suitcase.
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  Speaker 3: Oh are you calling from the air No.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Lisa, and I'm a total dumb dumb
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  Speaker 4: picked up your suitcase at baggage claim by accident looked
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  Speaker 4: exactly like mine.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 4: You know, Lucky for you, you had your number on
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  Speaker 4: the tag. You're a smart one for that.
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  Speaker 2: I wish I would have thought of it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so glad to hear from you. You have no idea,
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  Speaker 3: I bet I've been on the phone with the airline
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  Speaker 3: all morning trying to figure out because they didn't know
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  Speaker 3: where it was I was. I'm just so glad to
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  Speaker 3: hear from you. Thank goodness.
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  Speaker 4: Well, just call me your little luggage fairy, because I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to get it back to you the second I
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  Speaker 4: get back from my cruise.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, you're on a cruise.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that great. My husband and I just became empty nesters,
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  Speaker 4: but we're gonna be a little sad until we signed
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  Speaker 4: up for a two year cruise to travel the world.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? You're gonna be gone for two
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  Speaker 3: They're oh.
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  Speaker 4: Gosh, that's just like my kids. They were kind of
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  Speaker 4: freaking out about the time too. But I feel like
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  Speaker 4: we deserve it for everything we did. I raised those
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  Speaker 4: two kids, my husband worked full time, and gosh started
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  Speaker 4: we deserve a break.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and my ties, lots of them. I'm sure you're
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  Speaker 3: deserving a bit. But I need my suitcase, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: and so did I.
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  Speaker 4: Lucky for me, the airline was kind enough to send
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  Speaker 4: it to me at the next port we'll be docking at. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's gonna be in Majorca. I don't even know if
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying that right. I mean, is it Africa? Are
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  Speaker 4: we in Europe?
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  Speaker 3: Who knows? Because you don't even know what you are?
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  Speaker 2: No, but I do know.
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  Speaker 4: There's a limbo contest at two o'clock on the deck.
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  Speaker 4: How low can you go?
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  Speaker 1: Am?
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  Speaker 2: I right?
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  Speaker 3: No, you join me?
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  Speaker 4: Actually, why would I join you?
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  Speaker 3: Ma'am? I'm not on the cruise with you.
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  Speaker 4: What I'm saying you made the contest a couple of cocktails, right,
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  Speaker 4: and then you can not have your suitcase because I
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  Speaker 4: looked into shipping fees and that is way out of
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  Speaker 4: our retirement budget.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, you need to send it back. I
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  Speaker 3: don't care about shipping fees. You're the one that took it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my, it does sound like somebody needs a little vacate,
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  Speaker 4: doesn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 3: This is my suitcase. My life is in there, your
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  Speaker 3: whole life.
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  Speaker 4: Oh gosh, I opened it. Are you okay if I
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  Speaker 4: wear that green dress? Because I'm just gonna let you
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  Speaker 4: know I already did you wore my wet well, it
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  Speaker 4: was about two sizes too small. Put on a little
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  Speaker 4: weight since retirement. But oh, my manager to squeeze myself
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  Speaker 4: in there. You had any idea how those lay down
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  Speaker 4: on the bed and had my husband zip it up.
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  Speaker 2: It was really a two man job.
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  Speaker 4: Lady, you need to put down the margaritas and put
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  Speaker 4: your head out your.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm scared.
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  Speaker 4: What are you gonna do? You're gonna call the luggage police,
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  Speaker 4: send them out on a boat to come get me.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, yes, I'll call the authorities. I'll call somebody.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure they'll make it a high priority. In
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  Speaker 4: the meantime, I'll be wearing your blue cashmere sweater. It's
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  Speaker 4: fancy and man, does it get cold on the deck
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  Speaker 4: at night.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, you're still upset?
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  Speaker 4: Interesting, I am. How about we do this. I'll just
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  Speaker 4: create a little Instagram page called Jennifer's Luggage, where I
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  Speaker 4: feature a different outfit of yours every night of my grooms?
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  Speaker 3: Are you insane? Who does this?
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  Speaker 2: Y'all? Updated once a week.
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  Speaker 4: You can follow your clothes around the world. But don't
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  Speaker 4: be surprised if there's some shrimp cocktail dribbled down.
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  Speaker 2: The right side.
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  Speaker 4: It's kind of a messy eater.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, when I find you you and I
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  Speaker 3: am definitely gonna go in it. I'm gonna punch you
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  Speaker 3: right in your face. Don't you dare laugh at me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not the only one labby your husband Mitch set
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  Speaker 4: you up. This is actually Brooke for the radio show
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  Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone
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  Speaker 4: tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: What that prank are you talking about.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just on a radio show. Yeah, your husband Mitch
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  Speaker 4: listens and thought it'd be funny to prank you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh good, you were getting already upset there.
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  Speaker 4: You must really love that blue cashmere sweater.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta get tessed with people say, oh my clothes.
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  Speaker 4: Oh and by the way, there's good news. Your husband said,
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  Speaker 4: the airline found your luggage and they're bringing it home
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  Speaker 4: to you today.
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  Speaker 2: Say god, no it.
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  Speaker 3: Don't need to push them in the face.
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  Speaker 4: And so win win for everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Please wake up.
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