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Phone Tap: Hyper Grape · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap, and today we call a woman
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  Speaker 1: who works at a vending machine company and her biggest
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  Speaker 1: nightmare is about to come true. Okay. Our own resident
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  Speaker 1: ADHD poster boy, Jose Bolanos has had too much energy
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  Speaker 1: drink at his work and he doesn't know where to
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  Speaker 1: find more. Yeah, this is pretty much me when I
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  Speaker 1: leave work every day after all my coffee I drank.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, She's about to experience a tornado of energy
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  Speaker 1: and emotions? How will she handle the call? Will she
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  Speaker 1: need therapy after it's over? Go ahead and chug a
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  Speaker 1: red bull, sit down and find out in your brand
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  Speaker 1: new phone tap right now, as on the twenties, thanks
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  Speaker 1: for calling sending. This is Stephanie. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so glad I finally got ahold
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  Speaker 1: of you. This is the vending machine company, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we service vending machine. Okay, okay, good. I vote your
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  Speaker 1: number on the vending machine in the break room, and
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, this energy drink and it's unbelievable. I've
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  Speaker 1: never even heard of it before. But after I love work,
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  Speaker 1: I went to the store and I tried to find
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  Speaker 1: it and it's not anywhere. So I grabbed the number
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  Speaker 1: off of the vending machine. And so that's where I'm
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  Speaker 1: at right now, are you okay, sir? Yes, I am
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  Speaker 1: just loving this drink. I feel so frigging good right now,
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  Speaker 1: so frigginty friggin good, like I could take on the world.
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  Speaker 1: But I am fine personally, I'm fine. Health Wise, I'm okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fine, but I just want more, like out of life,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and I want more of this drink, like
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  Speaker 1: especially this drink. I gotta have it. Okay. Well, I've
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  Speaker 1: never had a call like this before. I've never had
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  Speaker 1: a drink like this before. Wow. Right, it sounds like
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  Speaker 1: you're really enjoying that drink. Oh I am, But I
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  Speaker 1: do have a problem. I WoT you grocery stores with
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  Speaker 1: convenience stores anywhere. I can't find it anywhere or everywhere
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  Speaker 1: I look. The whole point is there's nowhere to be found,
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  Speaker 1: and I need more in my life and I'm almost
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  Speaker 1: done with this cup. Okay, So if you weren't meet it,
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  Speaker 1: it's actually a can. I'm sorry interrupted you, but it
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  Speaker 1: was a can. That's not a cup. Okay. Can you
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  Speaker 1: just tell me the name of the drink and I
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  Speaker 1: can see if I can help you. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, confirm? Hold on, Sorry, the name of it
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  Speaker 1: is double Hype energy, double double hype, double be hYP
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  Speaker 1: double hype energy. Where can I find it? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me where? Right now? Bethany, Okay, let me see
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  Speaker 1: want more. I'm not sure if you're not sure what
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  Speaker 1: the flavor is? If the hypergrape hyper grape, hypergrape, it's
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  Speaker 1: almost amazing thing I've ever had in my life. Who
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  Speaker 1: knew grapes can be so hyper? Have you ever had hypergrape?
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  Speaker 1: Because it's life changing? Did you find it? By the way,
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  Speaker 1: hypergrape hyper? Im down for a minute so I can
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  Speaker 1: try to help you. Are you a private investigator on
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  Speaker 1: the side, my whole day, my whole week. Third, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I need to talk to you so I can help you.
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  Speaker 1: But you need to stop talking for a second, got it,
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  Speaker 1: got it? Stop talking, don't talk. Don't be the one
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  Speaker 1: to make a noise. Don't make a sound because you
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  Speaker 1: got to look it up. Why don't you give me
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  Speaker 1: your address? Okay, I can do that. This is symbol.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready? Please? Don't say anything else except for
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  Speaker 1: your address. One seven five nine North. Did you get that?
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  Speaker 1: Did you get that? One seven five nine north? Did
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  Speaker 1: you get that? One seven five nine north? Don't forget
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  Speaker 1: the north. That's not west, it's not south. One seven
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  Speaker 1: five nine, one seven five nine north. Is that correct? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: That is exactly it. That's where the address is. That's
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  Speaker 1: where I am, that's where you are, That's where Tony is,
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  Speaker 1: all of us one seven five nine. Are you sure?
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  Speaker 1: This is your address? Who's address? Our address? Is this
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  Speaker 1: your address? My address? All? That's your All? That makes
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  Speaker 1: sense because it's Tony's address, and he's the one who
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  Speaker 1: told me to call you. This makes so much sense. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Tony, who Tony our service man, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: you know Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony. I am not
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  Speaker 1: understanding what you're saying. Okay, I'm gonna explain this. You're ready,
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  Speaker 1: probably not, but go ahead, Tony don't mean to call you.
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  Speaker 1: And I said why, who call who? And he said,
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  Speaker 1: called Bethany. And I was like, okay, of course I'll
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  Speaker 1: call Bethany, but why And he's like, I want you
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  Speaker 1: to bring phone call because coming and she's totally gonna
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  Speaker 1: fall for it. And I was like, no, wait, she's
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  Speaker 1: gonna fall for it, no way. And he's not dumb
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  Speaker 1: to fall for this. But then you know what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Here you are here, I am there, you are, There's Tony,
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  Speaker 1: there's me, and there's hypergrape is call. Yeah, this is
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  Speaker 1: a bad Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm on a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: I was about to just wonder what universe you were on.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, I hope that you don't have energy
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  Speaker 1: drinks in real life because you do not need them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, only fourteen cups of coffee and a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of crack. Oh my gosh, wake up every morning
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  Speaker 1: with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning