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Phone Tap PODCAST: Ted and the Tables · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice, it's
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  Speaker 1: you call one eight hundred d u y away on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, I'm moving events planning. This is April? Uh um?
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  Speaker 1: Can I help you? Oh? Yes, ted? Um? Um, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was looking for April. Is April, um, April with
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  Speaker 1: event planning? Yeah, okay, I got it right. So this
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  Speaker 1: is Ted from Reynolds. Hi, Ted Hi, Yeah, well no, no,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, no, never mind. Are you delivering the chairs?
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  Speaker 1: Is that why you're calling? Oh? Yeah, um yeah, so, um,
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  Speaker 1: I was supposed to check in with you. That's right.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm calling is because UM supposed to deliver
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  Speaker 1: some tables and chairs and then check in with you
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  Speaker 1: to let you know. So, yes, So tell me about
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  Speaker 1: the delivery. Did it go okay? Uh? Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
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  Speaker 1: So I got the twelve chairs in ninety six tables
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  Speaker 1: that you asked for. So are you so you have
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  Speaker 1: to be mistaken? No? No, no, no. Did you just
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  Speaker 1: say twelve chairs ninety six tables? Yeah? Yeah, that's what
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  Speaker 1: you got. You ordered, so it doesn't even make sense.
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  Speaker 1: It's ninety six chairs twelve tables. Obviously you need chairs
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  Speaker 1: to go around the table. If you can, I ask
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  Speaker 1: you a question. No, I need to know if you
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  Speaker 1: delivered twelve tables in ninety six chairs or twelve chairs
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  Speaker 1: and ninety six tables. Well, the event is happening in
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  Speaker 1: six hours. This is a big deal. My question was
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  Speaker 1: why did you guys order so many tables? Are you okay? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Something wrong with you? Well, I mean other than my
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  Speaker 1: back's a little sort of from like moving all these tables.
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  Speaker 1: But like, if that's what you're asking, like, I'm no,
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  Speaker 1: we're a back brace. So are you kidding me? Are
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  Speaker 1: you on drugs? No? This is absolutely unacceptable. I need
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  Speaker 1: you to have your boss call me. Um, well he's here,
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  Speaker 1: let me speak to him. Can I get him after
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  Speaker 1: he finishes his cake? What? Um? Yeah, Like there was
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  Speaker 1: some cake laying around, so all the guys like when
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  Speaker 1: we're moving the tables. He was like, we thought that
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  Speaker 1: was for us, so we started having a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of cake. It's pretty good. Are you talking about the
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  Speaker 1: wedding cake? No? Why would I what cake? Are you eating?
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  Speaker 1: You shouldn't be eating any cake. It's not a wedding cake.
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  Speaker 1: I inspected it for like those little people to hang
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  Speaker 1: out on top of those. Um, what's the cake? It
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  Speaker 1: was a white cake. Did it have more than one layer? No,
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  Speaker 1: there was like there was like four or five different
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  Speaker 1: at white cakes. Are you kidding me? Those are the
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  Speaker 1: tears to the cake? They haven't Okay, Like, I know
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  Speaker 1: you're an idiot, but I'm not the one that said
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  Speaker 1: that cakes can cry. So I didn't say that the
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  Speaker 1: cake was crying. I'm talking about the tears of a cake. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: tears of a cake. They don't have tears like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like they don't have tear ducks even like upt up,
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  Speaker 1: this will be the last time you ever worked with
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  Speaker 1: or my company. Oh my gosh, she's here. What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about now, dude? I think the bride just
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  Speaker 1: showed up and she looks freaking amazing. Dude. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: should not in her dress. But that's like the best
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  Speaker 1: fake tan I think I've ever seen. Like, and I've
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  Speaker 1: seen a lot of fake tans. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you can get out of there, just get away from
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  Speaker 1: the wedding. Now. I need you to get your vehicle
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  Speaker 1: and drive so you don't think I should like approach
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  Speaker 1: the bride. I don't like tell her what's going. Do
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  Speaker 1: not speak to anyone. Don't talk to anyone. Do not
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  Speaker 1: talk to the bride. I mean, I'm like a people person,
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  Speaker 1: so I could probably smooth it over that you screwed
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  Speaker 1: up her cake or whatever. I did not screw up
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  Speaker 1: the cake. You did. Now get out of there. Do
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  Speaker 1: you think maybe Stephanie screwed up the cake? Who Stephanie?
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  Speaker 1: Your co worker, my coworker, Stephanie. Yeah, because this is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you and your coworker. Stephanie set
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  Speaker 1: you up. Oh, it's a joke. She said that a
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  Speaker 1: few events you guys did didn't go well lately, so
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  Speaker 1: you've been really stressed out and she want to have
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  Speaker 1: some fun with you before your big wedding. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I cannot believe that she did that.
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  Speaker 1: Is I believe it either? I thought that a stoner
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  Speaker 1: had truly ruined my event? Did Stoner's never ruined any
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  Speaker 1: events unless they're skate crying week up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: Jewel funk tabs weekday mornings on the twenties. Fling On
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  Speaker 1: ruined ninety two point five