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Phone Tap: Big Rick The Halloween Helper · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your special Halloween phone tap. Yay! Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: And today we call a woman who's been trying for
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  Speaker 2: years now, attempting to get her hands on a certain
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  Speaker 2: decoration from a popular hardware store.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Last year, she missed out.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 1: And then she was put on a wait list.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Then it was out of stock. Okay. Put back on
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  Speaker 1: the wait list again. And at this point, she's given
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  Speaker 1: up all hope.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: Sold out forever. But her husband hasn't. Not on getting
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  Speaker 1: her the spooky animatronic. I mean, on pranking her on
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  Speaker 1: our show.
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  Speaker 2: That's why he has asked the hardware employee of the
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  Speaker 2: month to step in and handle the situation.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be Jose's character, Big Rick.
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  Speaker 2: In your special Halloween phone tap right now. Rick and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
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  Speaker 1: Hello? Why, hello there.
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  Speaker 4: Is this a silly Sandra.
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  Speaker 1: Um, yes, it is.
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  Speaker 3: And this is.
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  Speaker 1: Hiya, friend. I am calling from hardware. My name is
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  Speaker 1: Big Rip. Um, okay. What can I help you with?
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  Speaker 4: So, according to your invoice, you ordered the, uh, uh,
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  Speaker 4: 12-foot Lotted Pumpkin King with voice activation.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I did.
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  Speaker 4: Is there.
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  Speaker 1: is there an issue with my order? Is there an issue?
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  Speaker 4: If I had never heard a prediction in my life.
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  Speaker 1: That's one.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 3: So what's the problem?
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  Speaker 4: Well, as you might remember, it was out of stock
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  Speaker 4: at the time. But lucky for you, Big Rick pulled
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  Speaker 4: a few strings and got you an extra one shipped in.
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  Speaker 4: So now you can scare the chicken shit out.
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  Speaker 1: Of folks in your neighborhood.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: That's great news then that you got it in because
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  Speaker 1: I would have been super disappointed. And it's mighty scary
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  Speaker 1: if I do say so.
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  Speaker 3: Just listen.
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  Speaker 4: I'll activate the motion sensor on it.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on a second. Here we go. Hold on a second.
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  Speaker 1: You have it out of the box right now? Hold on.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: Closer.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell? Your sleep.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, can you please stop touching it? Can you please?
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  Speaker 1: I'm paying for something that's closed inside the box.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want any pieces missing.
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  Speaker 2: Like, this has been a whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: Something that you may not understand is we want to
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  Speaker 4: make sure it's working perfectly before we're going to go
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  Speaker 4: ahead and ship it off to you, right? So I
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  Speaker 4: have got it installed here at.
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  Speaker 1: Big Rick's house. And boy, is he scary. Don't make
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  Speaker 1: eye contact.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, excuse me.
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  Speaker 1: You have it at your house?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you are absolutely 100% correctamundo about that, because that
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  Speaker 3: is our lowest customer guarantee, and it's how we're going
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  Speaker 3: to take care of you.
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  Speaker 1: My mind is blown right now. I don't understand.
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  Speaker 4: This is at your house, out of the box.
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  Speaker 1: Put together.
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  Speaker 4: This is Big Rick's highest level of customer service, okay?
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  Speaker 1: We have tested it. We have assembled it.
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  Speaker 3: This is insane to me.
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  Speaker 4: And on November 1st, I will personally come and deliver
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  Speaker 4: it to your home.
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  Speaker 3: November 1st?
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  Speaker 1: That's like the day after Halloween. What the f * * *
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  Speaker 1: am I going to do with a pumpkin king outside
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  Speaker 1: my house after Halloween? Like that, ooh, happy Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 4: Now you ain't wrong with that information. Okay, but on
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  Speaker 4: my good- I know, I'm very correct. Okay, well, on
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  Speaker 4: my good conscience, I cannot hand over a product that
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  Speaker 4: could be deemed faulty.
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  Speaker 3: How could it be faulty?
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  Speaker 1: It's brand new, and it should have been in the box,
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  Speaker 1: closed up.
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  Speaker 3: Not touched.
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  Speaker 1: I have waited two years to finally get this one.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on me. Correction. And you have ruined this for me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it was brand new.
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  Speaker 4: But when I took it back to my RV park,
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  Speaker 4: I tripped over a tire, and I dropped it.
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  Speaker 1: So there may be some damage.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you're hearing me.
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  Speaker 4: I want to talk to your manager.
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  Speaker 1: I need a supervisor to call me. Okay, well, it.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds like you're having some kind of cranky Karen kind
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  Speaker 4: of day.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a Karen.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I don't even get it.
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  Speaker 4: What kind of person takes home somebody else's purchase?
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  Speaker 1: Put this together in their trailer park, and then has
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  Speaker 1: the audacity to tell.
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  Speaker 2: Me they're going to deliver it after Halloween.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm trying to be helpful, and I
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  Speaker 4: am being condemned for that. You are not helpful. You
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  Speaker 4: are insane.
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  Speaker 2: Something is seriously mentally wrong with you.
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  Speaker 1: You are right. Something is wrong with me.
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  Speaker 4: The second I got hired by a radio station, I thought,
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  Speaker 4: these fools is crazy, boy.
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  Speaker 1: Hiring Big Rick. I don't want radio station. What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: The one that your husband, Matt listens to. He's the
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  Speaker 4: one who set you up for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: He said, you finally got the 12-foot pumpkin in, and you're, like,
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  Speaker 4: all excited about it.
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  Speaker 1: I am literally sweating right now, and I'm about to
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  Speaker 1: go take a little drive around to the trailer parks
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  Speaker 1: and see who has the skeleton pumpkin king, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to kill him. Hey, I'm sweating, too.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: I just had to assemble a 12-foot skeleton, boy, and
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  Speaker 4: it is scary, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's looking at me. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: This one is cursed by a demon. This ain't a
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  Speaker 4: fake one.
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  Speaker 3: This is a real.
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  Speaker 1: One. Looking Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.