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Phone Tap: Millennial Assist · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It's almost
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Speaker 1: time for your phone tap. And today a young twenty
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Speaker 1: one year old guy wanted to play a joke on
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Speaker 1: his father. Okay, Oh, apparently he always gives his dad
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Speaker 1: a hard time about not teaching him how to do
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Speaker 1: little things like change the oil in his car. Okay,
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Speaker 1: or how to use a power tool. Yeah, sure, blame
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Speaker 1: dad for that opposite in my house. Well, however it
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Speaker 1: is we're gonna come to the rescue because we started
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Speaker 1: a brand new company to help show young people how
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Speaker 1: to do all the things their parents never talk. It's
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Speaker 1: actually smart. And now we just need the father's updated
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Speaker 1: credit card information so we can continue with his son's
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Speaker 1: life lessons. It's your phone tap right after this on
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Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Leonard calling from Millennial Assist.
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Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Bill Mott. This is he
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Speaker 1: who's this again? I'm Leonard with Millennial Assist. How are
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Speaker 1: you doing today, sir? What is this about? Well, I've
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Speaker 1: been trying to get in contact with you for quite
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Speaker 1: a while now through email and I don't know if
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Speaker 1: it's going to spam or something, but there's been a
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Speaker 1: problem with your credit card we have on file and
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Speaker 1: we just need to update your information. I think you
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Speaker 1: have the wrong number. I haven't signed it up for
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Speaker 1: any Millennial anything. Oh well, no, you have a twenty
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Speaker 1: one year old son named Sam. Correct. Yeah, okay, so
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Speaker 1: Sam gave us the permission to use your credit card
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Speaker 1: because of his current situation. What situation? Oh? Well, as
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Speaker 1: you know, Sam has a full time job in healthcare benefits,
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Speaker 1: but it's still not enough for him. What are you
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Speaker 1: talking about? Well, I'm saying Sam mentioned in his profile
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Speaker 1: that while growing up in your household, you didn't teach
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Speaker 1: him basic life skills. Excuse if you did, you didn't
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Speaker 1: teach them very well. What in the hell are you
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Speaker 1: talking about? Well, sir, I'm just reading the profile that
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Speaker 1: Sam wrote, and I'm assuming that's why he signed up
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Speaker 1: for a service called Millennial Assist. You should see it
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Speaker 1: on your credit card statement. We've been charging you since
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Speaker 1: last November, so that surprises me. November. Yeah, Sam didn't
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Speaker 1: say anything about it. I mean, well, you should definitely
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Speaker 1: speak with Sam. But in the meantime, can I get
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Speaker 1: your credit card number and exploration date? No, I'm not
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Speaker 1: giving you anything. I'm not sure what Sam signed up for.
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Speaker 1: But I don't like this. Okay, well, maybe let me explain. Okay,
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Speaker 1: you know those services where young people go to visit
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Speaker 1: the elderly and they help them out with tasks like
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Speaker 1: getting their groceries or taking their medicine. Sure, sure, okay,
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Speaker 1: Well we provide the opposite service where boomers go to
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Speaker 1: millennials homes to help them with the task that they
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Speaker 1: don't know how to do. And so Sam is signed
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Speaker 1: up for that. What you know, like he needs help
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Speaker 1: with certain tasks like frying an egg or making his bed,
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Speaker 1: frying the meg. He doesn't know how to fry egg.
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Speaker 1: You crack it in a pan and you fry it
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Speaker 1: like okay, Well maybe that's a lesson that you should
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Speaker 1: have taught him while he was growing up. So that
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Speaker 1: one's kind of on you. This all sounds like bulls.
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Speaker 1: This is not a real thing. Well, sir, I can
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Speaker 1: assure you it is a real thing. And I can
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Speaker 1: prove it just by going over what our records say
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Speaker 1: on what we've accomplished with Sam this past week. It
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Speaker 1: says he's upgraded to our premium Woke Gucci package. That's
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Speaker 1: very exciting. What is that? Normally we would only send
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Speaker 1: one adult, but Sam has requested to have three adults
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Speaker 1: come over. Adults for what to help him with his tasks?
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Speaker 1: Like one showed him how to use a fabric softener,
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Speaker 1: and my mother taught him how to read a real map,
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Speaker 1: not the GPS that you see on your phones. Are
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Speaker 1: you serious? I am serious? And just so you know,
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Speaker 1: the third adult just taught Sam how to fold a
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Speaker 1: paper napkin for you. See, this is exactly where it's
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Speaker 1: coming from. This he doesn't know how to do these things.
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Speaker 1: We did full pieces of paper while he was growing up. Well,
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Speaker 1: obviously it didn't sink in telling you that I didn't
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Speaker 1: sink in. I don't know. You didn't deliver the message
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Speaker 1: clearly enough. Listen, you need to relax with your tone
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Speaker 1: and where you're implying. Okay, well, maybe instead of teaching
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Speaker 1: him how to fold it like a rectangle, you showed
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Speaker 1: him in a triangle shape I'm sort of complicated, like,
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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure this out. Up. Sam's in
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Speaker 1: a lot of trouble right now, and I'm definitely not
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Speaker 1: paying for this. All right, Well, listen, it's up to
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Speaker 1: you on how you want to react to this. But
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Speaker 1: you should know we're about a week away from a
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Speaker 1: huge breakthrough with Sam, so i'd hold off on cancelation.
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Speaker 1: Are you talking about what breaks through? Well, according to
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Speaker 1: our mentors, seven days from now, Sam will finally be
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Speaker 1: able to mail his own handwritten letter with a stamp.
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Speaker 1: Attacks are talking about. He's still clearly a scam and
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Speaker 1: Sam should have no better. You're making them pay for
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Speaker 1: what folding papers and placing stamp well, actually sticker. No,
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Speaker 1: he keeps licking the wrong side of the stamp. That's
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Speaker 1: what's happened. Are you serious? I can't do it anymore.
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Speaker 1: Your son knows how to mail a letter? Okay, this
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Speaker 1: is actually a prank phone call. What Yeah, it's a joke.
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Speaker 1: My name is actually Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke
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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing a phone tap
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Speaker 1: on you. Oh my god, Oh my god, how ridiculous
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Speaker 1: your son Sam set you up? He said, He always
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Speaker 1: pokes fun at you about his childhood, how he never
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Speaker 1: learned anything. Well, that's on him. Man. If he wouldn't
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Speaker 1: have played all those same video games, he might have
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Speaker 1: learned something. Oh really, because when I talked to him,
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Speaker 1: he said, you made him play video games. Oh my god,
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Speaker 1: You're a terrible father. I hope not week up every
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Speaker 1: morning with funk tabs. Weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke
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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning