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Phone Tap: Young At Heart · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who's been applying for reality
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  Speaker 1: shows for over fifteen years. She's never made it, oh girl,
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  Speaker 1: and nobody gives her a harder time about that than
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  Speaker 1: her own sister.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, that is a sister's job.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not my role to judge if it's
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  Speaker 1: cruel or not for what she did to set her
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  Speaker 1: up for this. But her sister made a fake Gmail
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  Speaker 1: account claiming that she's a producer for a big Hollywood
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  Speaker 1: show and wanted to get in touch about a possible
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  Speaker 1: appearance in an upcoming series.
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  Speaker 2: Man, so the hook's already been baited.
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  Speaker 1: All that's left is to see what happens in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now working.
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, this is Flint Duchet from TV Productions.
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  Speaker 2: Is this Chelsea? Oh my god? Hi?
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  Speaker 1: Hi? Can I just say the producers here were so
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  Speaker 1: impressed by your video application and the write up that
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  Speaker 1: you sent in amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Really Yeah, and it says here it used to be
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  Speaker 2: a model. Yes, absolutely, he used to be a model.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it was a little bit while ago, but
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  Speaker 2: I'm really excited.
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  Speaker 1: Because actually I used to be a model too. Huh,
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  Speaker 1: You're back in my day. You may have seen me
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  Speaker 1: in the J. C. Penny catalog. I was the teen
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  Speaker 1: and the spider Man underws that were way too tight.
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  Speaker 1: I made a meme about me, but now I digress. No,
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  Speaker 1: this call, this call is all about EU.
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  Speaker 2: No, oh, thank you? Well, No, I'm really excited to
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  Speaker 2: hear from you. Yeah, us too. I mean you just
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  Speaker 2: seem so youthful and energetic.
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  Speaker 1: Frankly, I just need to be upfront and tell you you're
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  Speaker 1: in serious consideration to be a part of one of
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  Speaker 1: our next shows. WHOA Way?
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  Speaker 2: Are you being serious?
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  Speaker 1: One hundred percent serious? Me and three other producers, we
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  Speaker 1: all think you'd be a perfect fit for our guy, Morty.
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  Speaker 2: Morty, I don't know that show. Who's Mordy? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Well, look may have bee getting ahead of myself here.
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  Speaker 1: You can't leak this.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this is just between you and me.
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  Speaker 1: We've picked Morty as our next Golden Bachelor.
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  Speaker 2: Huh, well, I.
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  Speaker 1: Guess technically Mortimer is his full name, but he's quite
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  Speaker 1: a catch. Eighty four year old shuffle border from Long
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  Speaker 1: Island owns a deli, ready to hop back into the
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  Speaker 1: hot tub for love. No, what I'm saying there's a
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  Speaker 1: really good chance you could be selected as one of
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  Speaker 1: his female suitors on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Pre second, I don't words.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that show for old people? Ooh yeah, we prefer
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  Speaker 1: not to use that term. Behind the scenes, we like
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  Speaker 1: to say raisins or vegetable market because they shrivel and
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  Speaker 1: just kind of sit there. What but we were even
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  Speaker 1: thinking of calling the show final destination? Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: But on the air, let's just go with the term
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  Speaker 2: golden aged. Okay, but I'm not golden age. I'm young
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  Speaker 2: at heart.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not golden age rush.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's the spirit shelse sure. I'm sorry you didn't.
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  Speaker 2: You must have not read my bio. I'm forty six
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  Speaker 2: years old, right, forty six? Wait?
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what you're joking. We like the sense of humor.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna love the sharp way.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a second, hold on, I need more of that.
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  Speaker 1: How old did you think I was? I mean, we
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  Speaker 1: just thought you had a senior moment and accidentally switch
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  Speaker 1: the numbers. You're not sixty four.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not sixty four.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, because you list under your hobbies gardening and
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  Speaker 1: book club. I mean, what is that to do with
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  Speaker 1: my aim, which is those are interests that are more
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  Speaker 1: aligned with our female applicants to the Golden Bachelor.
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  Speaker 2: Jusy, do you understand whole offensive you're being right now?
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  Speaker 1: But listen, I'm not trying to be offensive. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: trying to make you a star or I guess as
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  Speaker 1: your generation calls it, a starlet starlett?
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  Speaker 2: What is wrong with you? It's sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know all the lingo from the nineteen forties,
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  Speaker 1: but can I just ask you a personal question real quick?
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  Speaker 2: What okay? Are you? Are you? Maybe you know, just
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  Speaker 2: fudging the numbers a little bit? You can be honest
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  Speaker 2: with me, stop it. It doesn't seem like from what
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  Speaker 2: I read. Sake, you know, I am not sixty four
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  Speaker 2: years old.
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  Speaker 1: But just under the social media part, you put down
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  Speaker 1: your Facebook page.
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  Speaker 2: That's all you go see exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody under fifty has a Facebook page. So all the
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  Speaker 1: red flags are going.
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  Speaker 2: Up on my end. This is more than offensive. You
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  Speaker 2: don't do that to somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I apologize, clearly. There's been some sort of confusion here.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't we do this? Why don't we have you
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  Speaker 1: come down to our production studios and you can just
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  Speaker 1: meet Morty.
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  Speaker 2: I am not meeting.
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  Speaker 1: Tub with him, see if there's a connection. He's a
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  Speaker 1: real sweet guy.
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  Speaker 2: I am not going on the Golden Bachelor. Just talk
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  Speaker 2: to him.
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  Speaker 1: About your interest croquet and embroidering, mittens or whatever you do.
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  Speaker 2: We'll just see if you love Sparks. Night is making
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  Speaker 2: crap up. I don't have any of that on my bio.
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  Speaker 2: That's not true.
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  Speaker 1: I just confirmed it with your sister, Milania.
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  Speaker 2: What you know she has something to do with this,
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  Speaker 2: right Melania? Really? Wait? You know this is a prank call.
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  Speaker 1: I mean her name, I'll be for that.
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  Speaker 2: Milania listens to our show.
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  Speaker 1: My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: She asked us to do a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm about to have a heart attack like a sixty
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  Speaker 2: something roller. We'll tell you.
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  Speaker 1: You get into that hot tub with Mortimer, He's going
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  Speaker 1: to make you feel like you're forty six.
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  Speaker 2: That's for sure. Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,