Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Candy Man The Public Defender
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- 0:00Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
- 0:02Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
- 0:06Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
- 0:09Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
- 0:12Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away Phone tapp
- 0:17Speaker 1: Time Bros. Scrapboy Jeffrey, and today we're gonna call a
- 0:26Speaker 1: guy who's going to a music festival with his buddies recently.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Now that all makes sense to me. On the way there,
- 0:33Speaker 1: they got pulled over, illegal substances were found, and even
- 0:38Speaker 1: though he personally didn't do anything wrong, in fact, he
- 0:40Speaker 1: didn't even know they were in the car at the time,
- 0:43Speaker 1: he still ended up spending the night in jail. So
- 0:48Speaker 1: what's a bigger nightmare than Matt finding out that Jose
- 0:51Speaker 1: Bolognios has been assigned as your public defender? That's what happened.
- 0:56Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, brand new phone right after this? Hello,
- 1:08Speaker 1: Hey is this Luke's Yeah? Who's this? What's up? My
- 1:13Speaker 1: name's Pedro. I'm the public defender assigned to your case.
- 1:17Speaker 1: You're my you're my defender? Yeah, here to save the day.
- 1:21Speaker 1: What's up, man, how are you. How's your day going? Yeah,
- 1:24Speaker 1: it's going all right? What'd you say? Your name was?
- 1:27Speaker 1: My name's Pedro Man, but my friends call me Candy Man.
- 1:31Speaker 1: So if you're really one of my bros, you can
- 1:32Speaker 1: just you can call me Candy Man. Yeah, I'll probably
- 1:36Speaker 1: just go with Pedro all right, sweet. So, look, I
- 1:39Speaker 1: was just looking over your case, and if I'm being honest,
- 1:42Speaker 1: we got a little problem of ruski right off the bat.
- 1:46Speaker 1: What do you mean, Well, I spilled some mountain dew
- 1:49Speaker 1: code read on it, so you can't read it anymore.
- 1:52Speaker 1: You may just want to tell me what happened? Are
- 1:54Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah? I mean I guess this is like
- 1:57Speaker 1: a code red problem. Yeah yeah, so anyway, sorry, man,
- 2:02Speaker 1: go ahead, tell me what the problem was. Okay. So
- 2:06Speaker 1: my friends and I were driving to a music festival. Oh,
- 2:11Speaker 1: sweet bro, I love music festivals. Yeah, they're they're pretty great.
- 2:16Speaker 1: If you look you I'm not that one right now. Yeah,
- 2:18Speaker 1: I'm seeing really lucky. So sorry you were saying. So
- 2:23Speaker 1: we didn't get to enjoy the festival because on our
- 2:26Speaker 1: way there, we got pulled over by the cops and
- 2:29Speaker 1: one of my buddies had molly on them Oh, bro,
- 2:32Speaker 1: what a bomber? Dude? Cops am I right? Yeah? Wait,
- 2:36Speaker 1: you still got to go and rage at the festival though, right, No,
- 2:40Speaker 1: we got arrested. Why all of us got arrested? Bro?
- 2:43Speaker 1: They locked all you up? Yeah, damn dude, cops suck.
- 2:48Speaker 1: But these cops sound like total buzz kills. Man, that's
- 2:51Speaker 1: a bomber. Yeah, it is a pretty big bummer. Yeah,
- 2:54Speaker 1: because I didn't have any drugs on me, but you
- 2:58Speaker 1: said Molly though my friend had Molly. My friend in
- 3:01Speaker 1: the back seat. Honestly, I don't even know him. That
- 3:03Speaker 1: will help Molly. It's kind of like twenty sixteen ish,
- 3:07Speaker 1: you know, like there's way better stuff out there, right
- 3:09Speaker 1: Why Colorado cocktails, moon Rocks, soap dope, disco biscuits. Oh man,
- 3:14Speaker 1: I'm kind of creating the disco biscuits. I'm sorry. I
- 3:16Speaker 1: don't really want to talk about all the drugs that
- 3:19Speaker 1: are at music festivals or the ones you may or
- 3:22Speaker 1: may not have done. I want to talk about my point.
- 3:24Speaker 1: My point was like, there's just so much better stuff
- 3:26Speaker 1: out there to enjoy. Yeah, you know, I don't actually,
- 3:32Speaker 1: and that's time to the point. Because I've been arrested
- 3:34Speaker 1: for drug possession when I possessed no drugs. Oh, so
- 3:38Speaker 1: I would really like to talk about that. Dude. You
- 3:41Speaker 1: just made a good point. You got arrested for drugs
- 3:44Speaker 1: that weren't your drugs. I'm going to write that down.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Hold on a seconds. The whole thing is okay, well,
- 3:50Speaker 1: hold on. That brings me to another question. Did the
- 3:52Speaker 1: dude friend with the molly did he offer any to you? No?
- 3:56Speaker 1: I didn't even know that he had it until the
- 3:58Speaker 1: cops found it. That's cold, Like, I hate it when
- 4:01Speaker 1: your homies got some stuff and then they hide the stash. Right,
- 4:04Speaker 1: You're like, hey, share the wealth, bro, Why are you
- 4:06Speaker 1: trying to taste the rainbow? You feel me your whole attitude,
- 4:09Speaker 1: the gold cavalier attitude about this whole thing, and really
- 4:12Speaker 1: started to scouting. I think that's I got everything I need.
- 4:15Speaker 1: I already wrote down the most important thing. You said.
- 4:18Speaker 1: They weren't yours, so that should just I think we're
- 4:20Speaker 1: pretty much done here, right, That's what I told the
- 4:23Speaker 1: police officers, and they arrested me. So well, there is
- 4:27Speaker 1: one more thing we can do. I think we're just
- 4:30Speaker 1: going to enter an insanity please here, what are you
- 4:33Speaker 1: talking about? Like, oh, man, I'm crazy, bro, you know,
- 4:38Speaker 1: Oh my god, is this really happening an insanity? Please? Well, dude,
- 4:42Speaker 1: I mean you were high the whole time. No, I
- 4:44Speaker 1: was not high. I wasn't even drunk. I was just
- 4:48Speaker 1: driving to a music festival. I can hear the air quotes.
- 4:52Speaker 1: I quote, wasn't high, didn't know anything. That's good. Hey,
- 4:56Speaker 1: they talked to you in court. Act like that, because
- 4:58Speaker 1: that's good man, And I'm not walking into a courthouse
- 5:02Speaker 1: with my public names Pedro the candy man. Okay, that's
- 5:06Speaker 1: not happening. My name's actually jose from the radio Joe
- 5:09Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm doing a phone
- 5:11Speaker 1: tap on you, man. I can hear the relief I'm
- 5:18Speaker 1: thinking right now. Oh bro, hey, look your buddy Max Man.
- 5:21Speaker 1: He felt bad that you missed the festival, so he
- 5:23Speaker 1: wanted us to play a prank on you. Oh my god,
- 5:27Speaker 1: my heart is pouting. By the way, can you give
- 5:29Speaker 1: me the digits of the dude that had the molly?
- 5:31Speaker 1: Because I haven't had some disco biscuits in a minute,
- 5:35Speaker 1: I wouldn't know anything about that, man. I got I'm
- 5:38Speaker 1: feeling as tweaked as I need to right now Yes,
- 5:41Speaker 1: keep that attitude in court. Bro wake up every morning
- 5:46Speaker 1: with taps on the broken Jeffrey in the morning.