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May 1st, 2026: An Interview With My Cousin Rose After Being At The Correspondents' Dinner · The Daily Sarcast

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is the daily sarcastic I give you the news and maybe a laugh I'm Lindsay Vernick
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and today is May 1st 2026 sorry I just realized that it's May as I was saying
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And now I know what you're thinking. Like, who the heck was that girl that you
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were talking to earlier? Well, let me tell you. That is my cousin Rose.
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She was at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, yes, last Saturday.
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And no, she's not a journalist. she's 21 years
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old and she'll talk about why she's there and
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without further ado let's get
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into what happened really at the
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white house correspondence dinner on saturday well i
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can't okay so i can't believe you win first off
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like that's so crazy that you got invited to
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the correspondence center so like why so like
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okay so you're in college yes for like everyone who doesn't know so you're in
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college you go to Penn you're a senior I'm a junior I technically I'm about
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to be a senior oh my god it's yeah okay so you're gonna be a senior it's so
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weird yeah it's gonna be my last year this is insane I can't believe that.
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So, yeah, you go to Penn. Yes. And then how come, like, so how come you ended up going to this dinner?
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Well, I don't know. I don't really understand my mom's job because she just
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gets invited to a bunch of stuff.
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And I'm like, okay, I'll just roll with it. Right, she gets invited to everything.
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Yeah, I'm like, she was at the Oscars earlier this year. She just went to a
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really cool, like, History Talks event the week before.
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And I'm like, I don't know. I'm not going to question it too much why she gets
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invited because I enjoy it.
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Going along for the ride but she i think fox invited her she's like a client
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of fox and so they invited her there was a bunch of like other comcast people
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she works for comcast there's a bunch of like comcast people there and she got
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extra tickets to take me and my sister lily,
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that's so cool and your dad didn't want to go he did not want to go he went
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last year okay and so he wanted lily to go i think it was like a lot a lot more
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boring last year because trump didn't last year right so there was like it was
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like everybody was there this year the entire administration was there it was
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my god insane I mean that was kind of dumb on their part but
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there was a lot more people there this year than there was last year right okay
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so wait so you got like a dress like you got like a whole dress for this right
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yes I did and that's like one of the worst parts is I didn't get to take cute
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pics in it because it was like the night was ruined I was.
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I got it. I was like, I got like the, these nice heels too.
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And I got a bag and I'm like, I'm all ready. I like maybe take some cute pictures.
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And it's like, no, no, the night is ruined. Wait, you didn't get to walk the carpet?
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Did you walk, can you walk the
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carpet? No, we avoided, we avoided the red carpet when we were going in.
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It was like really confusing when we were actually getting in. Okay.
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But it was, it was just, I don't know. I don't know. It wasn't worth it.
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We got there like pretty early because we were going to a cocktail party,
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a cocktail party beforehand okay so yeah i don't know i i didn't i didn't want
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to do all that anyways but it looked cool well was there okay so when you get
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there like was there like a security.
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No like absolutely no security it was
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crazy because i was like i would assume that there would have been
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security to go to like the cocktail parties and stuff like
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that but there was nothing we literally walk in also mind
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you our only ticket was a paper ticket it
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was nothing online they never scanned it they never touched
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it they literally glanced on at it a few times but
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it's like someone could have easily copied that same ticket and
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they didn't even need to feel it to see if it was real or not because they never
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touched it we never had to show id nothing like
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that wait so like insane anyone could have
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got so anyone could have like printed off like a lookalike ticket just
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went in yes yes yes very easily
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and they didn't have actual security until we
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were getting really close to the ballroom like for the event to
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actually start where they had like they had the
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metal detectors and everything like that but still it was like there was no
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like form of id check let me like scan a ticket or anything like that it was
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nothing like that and for the cocktail party there was like a bunch of people
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that you know were high up at fox that were there there were some like administration
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people there i saw erica kirk there um and like i got a picture i didn't get
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a picture with her but i got a picture of her.
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She was kind of pretty I wasn't expecting that But Okay,
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There was, like, a bunch of Secret Service in that cocktail party,
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but I was kind of confused why they didn't even have security for getting inside
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the hotel to just be around the area, you know? What?
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This is mind-blowing. It doesn't really make sense to me. And we were talking
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about it, too. Like, before anything happened, we were like,
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really? Like, this is it? Just this one ticket?
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Like, we're confused. I thought we were going to be around the president.
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We thought there would be something more.
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So there was no metal detectors or anything?
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No. Well, no, there was when you actually get close to the ballroom.
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But that was like before the dinner actually started so you
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could be around the area like oh my god beforehand
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yeah with a paper fake ticket yeah
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yeah my god this is okay
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yes also there was someone that got through the metal detectors
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somehow but then got forcibly removed by
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secret service right behind me they walked through right behind me and
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this guy like got kicked out i don't know why they
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were like arguing back and forth and the secret service is like
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no you're leaving and he like removed him but i was kind of confused by that
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right so i don't know what the hell their security was but oh my god this is
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crazy yeah okay it was really surreal so you get in and then you like sit down
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i guess you were like sitting with like fox people.
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Yes it was all fox people and we
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were sitting right by the doors so the
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closest doors to the lobby where if he were
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to actually have made it into the ballroom you know
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he presumably would have walked through those doors which is crazy to think
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about in hindsight oh my god that's so holy shit so yeah that's a little scary
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to look back at oh my god wait so you're sitting there you're sitting sitting
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and like you get appetizers did anyone speak yeah,
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literally it was like the dinner had barely
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started so president trump had walked in like 10
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minutes beforehand the president of the
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white house correspondents association went up
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and gave a little speech and then she was like go and eat your appetizers okay
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so we start eating your appetizers and like my god that
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appetizer sucked there was like a few pieces
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of cucumber a little bit of lettuce and like some cheese what
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and i'm like so yeah i was not enjoying that part of the meal and that's the
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only part of the meal that we actually got to so i was like really that's it
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and there was like we were looking at the menu and we're like there's lobster
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and steak so we're super excited right but no not even close it was like two
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minutes later we heard like a big bang wait like gunshots.
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No. So everyone has different opinions or perspectives on what happened.
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My perspective is that I heard one loud bang. I didn't hear multiple gunshots.
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I heard one bang and I was like, shoot, like what is, and I looked around and
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everyone started kind of getting down on the floor and all of a sudden like
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50 men in uniforms just like rushed to the doors and we're right by the door.
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So we see everything and it's like secret service, national guard, FBI, DC police.
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And I'm like whoa this is insane i've never seen so many officers i've never seen so many guns before.
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And actually like if there was like any revelation i
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took away with it it's that a man in a uniform is very
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attractive there's something about it like i don't
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know i don't know what it was i don't know if it was like guns or like
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the idea that they had power but i was like wow
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it's it was like we were in a spy movie or
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something oh my god wait so they were cute these guys oh
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my god yes well they're all like fit too like they're
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a lot of them were really fit obviously and a lot of them were kind of
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younger which i expected i guess like secret service to be a bit older right
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right but no yeah i don't know something about
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the uniforms that did it for me oh my god that's so
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funny that's yeah you took away i mean
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then they started screaming they were like get down get down so that's
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when we really like we're like all right let's like lower to the floor because at
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first we were like is this really happening right we didn't
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really know and then we kind of thought that
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there was actually a shooting within the ballroom yeah of course
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secret secret service was carrying out people that were injured like
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there was a lot of these old men actually so we
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couldn't tell whether it's like literally just the fact because they were injured or because
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they were old men that they couldn't walk but anyways there were
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these men that like were like limping and they were like holding their stomach
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and secret service was carrying them out and i'm like shoot like were they actually
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shot so that was like i think that was like the scariest part for me was Seeing
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people that were injured Being carried out That's really Wait how did they get injured?
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And so like after the fact, you kind of realize it wasn't they didn't have any
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blood, so they weren't shot.
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Right. They were most likely trampled by Secret Service when they were trying
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to get to the important people in the room.
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You know, they really just like they laid leaps and they were going over tables,
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jumping around, breaking glasses. Like all they cared about was getting to the
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front of the room where all the I guess part of the administration was. Wow.
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Oh, my God. It was quite insane. And also, this is when we, the bangs happen,
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two minutes beforehand, Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House, had walked in the doors.
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So he was out in the lobby beforehand, which is really interesting because if
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he was out there when this actually happened, I assume that he would have been
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a target of the gunman. So, right.
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Yeah, because I have photos. I have like a photos of, it's
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like about three minutes apart of I have a photo of Mike johnson
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after he walked in and i have a photo of my sister ducking down and i didn't
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like pull out my phone to record right away after the shooting happened because
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i was still in a state of shock yeah so it was probably like a minute after
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that happened i took a picture of my sister my mom like ducking under the table oh my god this is so.
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Why? Wait, how long were you under the table for? I mean, I think a lot of people
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stayed under for longer, but I kind of saw a lot of people standing up recording.
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So I kind of was like, all right, personally, I think that those Secret Service
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guys, I think they handled business.
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Well, I assume so, but also they weren't saying anything. But I'm like,
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I feel like it's safe to kind of look around.
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So I kind of got up and I started recording people, but everyone else was kind
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of still like ducking down.
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But I was like if people I don't know I
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assumed it was kind of safe at that point right and all
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I saw was like a bunch and bunch a bunch of secret service and
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officers at the very front of the room where I guess a lot of the more important
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people quote-unquote important people were sitting so I guess they were still
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kind of evacuating those people out first right and so I think it was like a
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matter of like it felt like forever but it was probably like five to ten minutes okay great of Um,
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and then we kind of stood up and we're like,
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all right, we need to get the hell out of here before they like really put this place on lockdown.
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We saw, you know, more parts of the administration being escorted out.
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And the person that we were with that invited my mom, she was like,
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all right, we need to figure out if we can get a car and, you know, leave.
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So we kind of like went back out into the lobby area.
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And that's when it was like, it was like crazy. Like everyone was walking everywhere.
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Where to the left there was like a side of
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reporters and press cameras like at least
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like 20 cameras and I was like wow how
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did they get how did they get there already well they're probably they're
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probably already there for the yeah yeah right they're
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probably already there like forgetting that this is literally event for the
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press so they were already there that's the funny part is like all the reporters
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are in the room so they're like actively reporting while it's happening it's
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just insane that's so insane that's so insane so we okay so when you're under
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the table like what are you thinking were you so scared,
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I kind of was like, what was going through my head was, wow,
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like, there's no way this is real.
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There's no way this is, I'm experiencing this right now. But I also was like,
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I personally don't think I should be a target.
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Unless it was like a crazy guy that was like trying to be, you know,
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a mass shooter and just kill as many people as they wanted to.
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I kind of assumed, I think their main target was Trump. Okay.
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Like, hopefully I was not in the, you know, I wasn't right in front of Trump,
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obviously. So, like, I probably was in the clear.
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I just didn't know whether or not they had got him. And I think that was the
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scary part. Like, could he just, like, come around the corner, you know?
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And, like, we had no ideas. They were not really telling us anything.
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So, I think that was pretty scary. Yeah.
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But also, like, I read a little bit of his, like, manifesto or whatever the gunman had.
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And it seemed like he was only targeting administration. so we.
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Seemed like we were in the clear but at the moment it's like no like
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it's like kind of crazy so did you
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text anybody I was texting my dad because my
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dad was watching on the news and I was like are you
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hello like he was not like saying anything and I was like how do
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you not see that we are what is going on right now right and he
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was like oh shoot what do you mean like I turned it off and
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I was like what are you go on the news and please watch the news right
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now like what are you doing yeah like I was
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like I literally texted him I just said one word I said shooting and
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he thought I was talking about a basketball game I was like no what
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what like world are we living in right now but basketball
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game that's so funny yeah so
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he turned it on again and then he was like texting they started calling
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non-stop and I was like all right now this is not the time I'm not
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like answering right now but I ended up calling
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him back later and everything was good so but you
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didn't text anybody else like oh my god no I
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kind of was like for a little bit I was not even on my phone because
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I was like I just was not thinking of that like I
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would have been like the first thing in my mind really the first thing in my mind is
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like oh my god I have to text my crush that I like him so what if
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he's never fine like that's what would be my first honestly I'd be like I have
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to text him and let him know yeah would you text like any last like I love you
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to any exes that you've had or something like that that you still have some
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like feelings for yeah no I would literally text all my exes and be like love
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you that's the that's That's the first thing I think of. It's like.
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Oh my God, I have to say goodbye.
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Yeah, I know. I think, like, consciously, like, when I'm not,
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like, in that crazy moment, that's what I would do, too.
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Like, I always, like, I'm definitely afraid of planes. I'm, like,
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if I'm on a plane and it's going down, I need to text everyone.
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But, like, when you're actually in the moment, it's, like, I don't even know.
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It's, like, the shock where it's, like, you can't even do anything. right so
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yeah that's so yeah that's so interesting
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yeah it was actually so crazy
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that you live in philadelphia and of all the shootings you
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have to go to dc you go to dc and experience a shooting
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no right like it's insane you would
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think it would have happened around philly i mean i've been
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in lockdown a few times at school because there was a
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guy outside with a gun but i've never experienced anything
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on this level before but oh sweet
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so what happened after so you guys go outside to the
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lobby yeah we go outside back to the lobby and we see
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lily first like taps my shoulder she's like
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look who's going right by us and it's erica kirk and she's sobbing
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and like literally i genuinely touched shoulders she was walking so close to
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us she was fully sobbing and i was like she was real giddy earlier like she
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was smiling and everything like that at the cocktail party but yeah she was
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not doing good i'm sure there's like yeah i can't imagine that yeah.
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Yeah, I know that. It must have been a lot for her. Yeah. Oh, my God.
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Yeah, but I didn't pull out my phone quick enough to record that.
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But after her, John Fetterman, the senator for Pennsylvania,
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he was like walking by and he's this giant guy. He's really big and giant.
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And he kept on walking back and forth in the lobby trying to figure out, like, how do we leave?
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It was very confusing. so i recorded him and then
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a second after that rfk is being
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escorted out by secret service and he looks so disoriented
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i got a video of him and i was like in this video he looks
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like insane like he looks like he's not like functioning well
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i don't know what happened to him maybe it got
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through him mentally i'm not really sure exactly but
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he like there was at least five secret service guys around
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him trying to like hold him up and yeah walking
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out so i'm like he probably needed more oh my
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god did you see cheryl cheryl heinz yes oh my
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god so cool i thought i thought rfk was supposed
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to be the strong guy like isn't he the one that's like super physically
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fit is he oh my god well i mean he carried a bear he carried a bear into central
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park so i guess he has to be very strong i mean like if you look at him he's
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like pretty ripped and like he's always talking about eating like crazy food
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to be healthy so i don't know i assume that he would have been fine,
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but maybe his workout regimen was not prepared for this scenario. Who knows? No.
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Oh my god. He's so old. He is old.
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I actually don't know how old he is, but I don't know. He's old. Wow. Oh my god.
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Wait, so you guys go back to the hotel after? Yeah, well, we got up to the main floor lobby to leave.
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And we are looking outside and there's like, again, so many cameras,
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so many press just taking, interviewing people, taking pictures.
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And we finally walk out and we're like, let's get a car and let's leave like immediately.
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And then we quickly realized that was not going to happen because it felt like
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every single street in D.C. was shut down.
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Okay. it was insane i mean the police were
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kind of just like bossing us around like don't walk there like you got to
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walk straight for a few blocks we literally walked at least
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for like a mile straight and there was still a cop car
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at the end of each block in your heels yes in
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our heels and i think like that honestly like we
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were high on adrenaline so we didn't feel it as much right i
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think like the day after it's like shoot like why am i
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so sore but we walked for like 40 minutes in our
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outfits our nice outfits our heels back to
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the hotel i mean there was two it was
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funny because we saw like to the left of me i was like tapping lily i
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was like are those two guys with our group there's like these two older
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guys and they got a scooter they found scooters somehow and they
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were just scooting along in their tuxes and i'm like what is
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going on like how did they find scooters right it was
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like hilarious that was like the lime scooters yeah
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yeah that's so mommy oh my god i know
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i was like that's so surreal because it was like this one older guy that like
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didn't speak that much at all and just to see him like this shy persona of an
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old man go on a scooter was like what's happening right now wait that's so funny
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oh my god yeah i mean he was a sweetheart they were all sweethearts that we were with.
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But, yeah, we, like, finally got back
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to the hotel and literally stayed downstairs in the lobby for a while.
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They put, like, the TV on and everyone was, like, watching the press conference that Trump gave.
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But I, like, went up to the room and I was like, I've had enough of this, you know.
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Right. I'm going to try and rest. But I couldn't even go to sleep.
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Like, I was up for hours. I was up for hours. I could not fall asleep.
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Yeah. So. I mean, I mean, what you went through was crazy.
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Yeah, I don't think I realized that my body was probably in threat mode and
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had so much adrenaline running through my veins that I don't know.
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It was not going to be possible for me to go to sleep at least for a few hours.
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Oh, my God. Wow. So how do you feel? Like, so now it's been,
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what, like, five days after?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, around that. Yeah. How do you feel?
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It feels a lot better now.
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I mean, now it's like, wow, that was, like, such a crazy experience.
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It doesn't even feel real.
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I think, like, in the beginning, both me and Lily, like, we were, like, we're fine.
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But then on Monday, we were kind of, like, no, we're not.
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And, like, we kind of got emotional. um just because
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it's like I literally don't even know if it was like the fear or
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literally just our bodies crashing because we were
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just like running on adrenaline for two years both right
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I feel like yeah it was probably a
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bit of both and so we kind of were like we felt like
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we needed to like connect with all of our friends and
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have them be supportive and so that was kind of like a I don't know that was
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a bit of a thing for a minute but I think we both feel a lot better now i actually
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don't know how my mom feels about all of it but okay yeah yeah yeah that's so crazy,
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oh my god i can't believe you went through all this i know and now i'm thinking
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like are they actually gonna do it again like within 30 days he's all talk i
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feel like yeah no he talks about,
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we were supposed to get chucks i mean he makes up the most crazy fucking best shit.
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Yeah he just will say anything i mean
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i thought it's so funny because like the the night that he did the press conference
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he was like he seemed like he was pretty nice to the reporters but then the
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next day he did that like 60 minutes interview and he came off as like a complete
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like full like complete asshole always yeah so i was like yeah his behavior
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even if you think he's gonna be nice for a minute.
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It's just going to go right back to how it was.
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So, I don't know. It's crazy. I just think, like, looking back at it,
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it's crazy that they had so many top,
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top administrative people like in the room
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the same room you know like god forbid
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they actually got into the ballroom right god forbid insane
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like i don't know what would have
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happened but there was a lot of a lot of
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fish for them to you know hurt if he actually got in so there was a lot of people
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yeah and yeah damn yeah oh my god wow well i'm happy that you are okay there's a good.
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I mean physically you're okay physically but
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i mean yes i yes i'm okay physically and mentally no you're
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okay emotional yeah no you're okay like yeah it's just like
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holy shit i know yeah it's it's
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quite insane you know i say like did you see like in his
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manifesto thing that he was like he excluded pasch patel as being like top priority
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to like kill no i wonder what i thought that was so funny he was like interesting
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he was like oh i'm targeting like all like the top like administration or whatever
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and then he said excluding cash patel and i was like what,
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why is why is he excluded very interesting
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because that article just came out about him about like he's like
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suing the atlantic because about like the whole being like drunk thing at
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work or something and like uh-huh yes yes
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i mean i wonder if that manifesto is actually real but who
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knows yeah patel i mean they all seem
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like they have a bunch of flaws so but yeah
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oh yeah no yeah it's it's insane
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oh my god i think i
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feel like we covered everything right yeah i
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feel like we got the most of it i can't really think of anything
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else i know i can't think of anything else either i mean there's probably other
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stuff but it's like i know i don't know my brain i know i feel like you also
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like black out a lot of it you like your brain blacks had a lot of stuff for
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you yes yeah so you don't have to remember any of that because it's like.
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Yeah it's just nuts but like looking back it's like we
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should have seen something crazy happening with the
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lack of security i mean if someone wanted to take that opportunity they could
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well thank you so much yeah you're welcome it was good talking with you i know
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and good luck on your finals oh my god i can't believe you final i know i just
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gotta get through the next like two weeks that I'm done oh my god oh and then
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you have to come up and visit me,
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yes I'm dying to go to New York actually you have to come now that I'm freaking here,
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my hot take the shooting wasn't staged but what do you think,
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Feedback, comments, questions, a nice Jewish boy looking for a date,
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email me at lindsay at thedailysarcast.com. Thank you so much for listening.
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Have a great, great weekend, and I will talk to you guys on Monday, or will I?