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Phone Tap PODCAST: Emojicons · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It is time for your phone tap and Brook's about
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  Speaker 1: to get into her sexy tech speak, her emoji games
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  Speaker 1: on fire. She's about to prove it with your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now. It's on the twenties coy, I'm moving
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  Speaker 1: ninety two point five. Hello. Hello, is this Heidi? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: this is hi Heidi. We haven't spoken before, but my
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  Speaker 1: name is Nancy Klown. Okay, apparently you've been speaking quite
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  Speaker 1: a lot to my son Travis. Does that ring a
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  Speaker 1: bell um? How did you get my number? Oh? Because
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  Speaker 1: you sent it to my son and I looked on
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  Speaker 1: his phone, because that's what a good mother does, read
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  Speaker 1: his messages. That doesn't matter. What does matter is that
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  Speaker 1: there is a young man upstairs right now, in his
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  Speaker 1: bunk bed that is in danger of having his little heartbroken. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So Travis lived with you. I'm his mama, and this
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  Speaker 1: is his home. He's my little birdie and he's safe
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  Speaker 1: in his nest. Right now, Travis is like twenty five
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  Speaker 1: years don't live any You're correct, but that doesn't change
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  Speaker 1: the fact that he's steal my baby. Wow, Okay, you'll
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  Speaker 1: understand when you're a mom, you will. I guess I
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  Speaker 1: just didn't know he lived at home or anything. Well,
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  Speaker 1: even big boys live at home sometimes after they grow
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  Speaker 1: up and get jobs. And that's besides the point. The
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  Speaker 1: reason I'm calling you is that I would like to
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  Speaker 1: know your intentions with him. Oh my intention I've seen
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  Speaker 1: your messages, even the naughty one. Oh my good man,
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  Speaker 1: and you need to explain something to me. When you
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  Speaker 1: put the OK sign next to the pointy finger? What
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  Speaker 1: does that mean? Boy? I was just thinking, is it
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  Speaker 1: like a game like where the submarine has to find
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  Speaker 1: the docking station? Oh my god, I can't believe that.
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  Speaker 1: It's Okay. I may not know all the emoji cons,
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  Speaker 1: but I have been known to get down in my past.
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  Speaker 1: All right, girlfriend, um, can you just give me a
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  Speaker 1: second because I'm trying to process all of this. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you you put a couple of Manhattans in
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  Speaker 1: this moment and there's a forty percent chance my top's
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  Speaker 1: coming off. I don't even know what to say about failing.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you and I should party sometime. I haven't had
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  Speaker 1: a night on the town since Clinton was in office.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, do you know him? He was quite a hunk. Well, um,
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  Speaker 1: I really think I should probably go now. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: know winky ace peach emojican. Oh my good man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: really feeling uncomfortable right now. I'll let you go. But
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  Speaker 1: here's a little advice girl the girl. Okay, Travis has
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  Speaker 1: a little ticklish spot right where the rubber meets the road.
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  Speaker 1: Touch him there and he'll never leave. Oh wow, you're welcome. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think I should go now. Will wait, wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: one more thing I have to tell you. This is
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call. This is a what Yeah, of course,
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  Speaker 1: pointy finger egge plant, but Nana donut emoji? What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about. I'm not Travis's mom. What. My name's
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  Speaker 1: actually Brooke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on. Oh my god, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you were so good with her, so embarrassed. Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: your friend Kendras set you up. She said, you've been
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  Speaker 1: setting naughty texts a guy named Travis. Goodness, I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe me. Okay, she just wanted to have some funny.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if she actually knows Travis is Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, when you said that part about the pointy
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  Speaker 1: finger and the okay five, I almost lost it there,
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  Speaker 1: but really, like, what does that mean? I think I
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  Speaker 1: better go for real now because I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: discuss this any further. Week Up every morning with Foo
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