Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Rig The Soccer Game
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- 0:00Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and today we dive
- 0:02Speaker 1: into the dark, murky depths of children's sports, and we're
- 0:08Speaker 1: going to reach out to one mom whose daughter is
- 0:11Speaker 1: a referee for elementary school kids.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Oh that's cute.
- 0:14Speaker 1: So daughter's around fourteen or fifteen years old, and she's
- 0:17Speaker 1: already told her mom the parents at some of these
- 0:19Speaker 1: games can be a little out of control. Well, mom's
- 0:23Speaker 1: about to find out firsthand it's actually worse than she thought.
- 0:27Speaker 1: In your phone tap right now. It's another Saturday the twenties.
- 0:34Speaker 2: Hello, I'm looking for Zara.
- 0:38Speaker 3: This is her. Who's this?
- 0:40Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't know me? Uh? I think your teenager
- 0:42Speaker 2: referees elementary school soccer. Is that right?
- 0:46Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 0:46Speaker 1: Why great?
- 0:48Speaker 2: This Saturday at North Playfields, she's scheduled to reft the
- 0:52Speaker 2: Rainbows game versus the Blue Lightning. It's a one o'clock game.
- 0:57Speaker 3: Are you at the league?
- 0:59Speaker 2: No? No, I am not with the league. And pretend
- 1:02Speaker 2: you don't know this. But I'm one of the moms
- 1:04Speaker 2: from the Rainbows And who's your daughter? It doesn't matter.
- 1:10Speaker 2: What matters is I'm offering your daughter two hundred dollars
- 1:13Speaker 2: to throw the game.
- 1:15Speaker 3: Wait, what you heard me to No, I don't understand
- 1:20Speaker 3: what is going on right now.
- 1:21Speaker 2: This is a joke, right, you're really funny. This is
- 1:25Speaker 2: not a joke. I need to tell you that I've
- 1:27Speaker 2: raised a total brat. Okay, and I'm not dealing with
- 1:30Speaker 2: another tantrum from a grumpy fourth grader who lost your
- 1:33Speaker 2: socker game.
- 1:34Speaker 3: Oh my god?
- 1:34Speaker 2: Right, So, so just let me slide your daughter two hundred bucks.
- 1:38Speaker 2: No one has to.
- 1:39Speaker 3: Know you should be calling me.
- 1:41Speaker 2: I mean, come on, what does she make rough in
- 1:43Speaker 2: those games? Like twenty thirty bucks? Let's try ten times that.
- 1:47Speaker 3: What you're doing is wrong. You're offering many to fix
- 1:51Speaker 3: a kid's soccer game.
- 1:52Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm mister righteous.
- 1:54Speaker 3: I just do all the rules because now you're mocking me.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Okay, this it would have been a lot easier conversation
- 2:01Speaker 2: if I could just talk to your daughter directly. I
- 2:03Speaker 2: mean honest.
- 2:03Speaker 3: So the whole thing sounds so shady. I don't want
- 2:06Speaker 3: to do this. You were not talking to my daughter.
- 2:08Speaker 2: You're freaking out for no reason. It's gonna be real easy.
- 2:12Speaker 2: Just listen to me, real my daughter.
- 2:14Speaker 3: I don't even know you.
- 2:15Speaker 2: The plans in place before the match, right before your
- 2:20Speaker 2: daughter does that cleat check with the shin guard thing.
- 2:23Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, no, no, no, no, this is not happening.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Oh this is happening. Just tell your daughter, all right,
- 2:29Speaker 2: a guy who's about six foot five wey and three
- 2:31Speaker 2: hundred pounds. He's gonna have slip backed hair in a
- 2:34Speaker 2: Puma track suit.
- 2:35Speaker 3: I don't like that.
- 2:36Speaker 2: He's going to drop an envelope in the back of
- 2:38Speaker 2: the visitor's goal. That's where she'll find it.
- 2:40Speaker 3: What is wrong with you?
- 2:42Speaker 2: More than you know exactly.
- 2:45Speaker 3: You need to take a step back and look at
- 2:47Speaker 3: yourself and decide what is happening here.
- 2:50Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so you've gotten all your little jedgy judgments
- 2:53Speaker 2: out of the way. Carles, I am a bad person.
- 2:56Speaker 2: I'm okay with that, so we can just do this right.
- 2:59Speaker 3: No, that's not happening. That is not happening. You stay
- 3:02Speaker 3: away from my daughter.
- 3:03Speaker 2: Okay, listen. I didn't want to have to do this,
- 3:05Speaker 2: but at last year's auction party for the elementary school,
- 3:08Speaker 2: I have photos of you drinking what maybe some of
- 3:13Speaker 2: these photos makes their way to the internet.
- 3:16Speaker 3: You're a crazy person.
- 3:17Speaker 2: And gets a pass around with the headline drunk mom
- 3:20Speaker 2: bids on more wine as she drinks more wine.
- 3:23Speaker 3: What are you doing to do?
- 3:24Speaker 2: Threaten? Threaten? You know, no, I'm merely telling you what
- 3:30Speaker 2: could happen if the Rainbows end up losing that gate.
- 3:33Speaker 1: No, do you have a deal?
- 3:34Speaker 3: Deal? I don't want to be part of this deal.
- 3:36Speaker 3: I never asked for this. What are you talking about?
- 3:38Speaker 2: Okay, I'm tired of listening to you panic and wine
- 3:43Speaker 2: come up with fifteen questions at once that I've already answered.
- 3:47Speaker 2: So at this point, we're just going to be partners
- 3:49Speaker 2: in this.
- 3:50Speaker 3: This whole thing, this whole situation that you're trying to
- 3:52Speaker 3: broke me into, is not okay.
- 3:54Speaker 2: Oh and by the way, I do need to make
- 3:56Speaker 2: sure that the Rainbows win by three because I've got
- 3:59Speaker 2: another parent on the spread. What he's gonna get my problem?
- 4:02Speaker 2: So of course he couldn't resist action on this one.
- 4:05Speaker 3: Elementary school kids' soccer game. What are you talking about?
- 4:08Speaker 2: I've already been banned from Atlantic City, ringing O Vegas whatever.
- 4:12Speaker 2: This is the only action mommy can get.
- 4:15Speaker 3: Maybe there is something wrong with you. This whole phone
- 4:17Speaker 3: call is messed up. I don't even know why you're
- 4:19Speaker 3: contacting me.
- 4:20Speaker 2: Well, I was contacting you to politely bribe your daughter
- 4:23Speaker 2: and to throwing a kid's soccer game. But I guess
- 4:26Speaker 2: you want me to tell you the truth that this
- 4:28Speaker 2: is all a joke on the radio, set up by
- 4:30Speaker 2: your best friend Amber there.
- 4:32Speaker 3: What are you happy now? Oh my god, are you serious?
- 4:38Speaker 2: That's the only thing I'm serious about. Yeah, this is
- 4:40Speaker 2: actually brug for the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in
- 4:42Speaker 2: the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Yeah,
- 4:47Speaker 2: not the crazy soccer mom trying to bribe your daughter.
- 4:51Speaker 3: Ah, oh my god.
- 4:56Speaker 2: Your best friend Amber wrote us and said your daughter
- 4:58Speaker 2: started roughing kids soccer her game.
- 5:00Speaker 1: So that's cool.
- 5:03Speaker 3: You have me so scared. I'm like, I'm like, oh
- 5:05Speaker 3: my god, do I need to call like the cops,
- 5:08Speaker 3: protect me, protect my kids.
- 5:10Speaker 2: You need to protect yourself from your daughter because she
- 5:12Speaker 2: is not gonna be happy that you didn't take that
- 5:13Speaker 2: two hundred Oh.
- 5:15Speaker 1: My god, so much fro yo.
- 5:18Speaker 2: She would be swimming in it.
- 5:21Speaker 3: You do know my daughter
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