Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Gimme Your Stereo
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- 0:16Speaker 3: Whenever you post stuff on Facebook, Marketplace or any online
- 0:19Speaker 3: forum for sale, you hear people say how horrible it is. Yeah,
- 0:25Speaker 3: because you immediately get ten emails, all with low ball offers,
- 0:29Speaker 3: and then one weird guy who says, I'll trade you
- 0:32Speaker 3: my cat and fifty nickels for it, but not today. Today,
- 0:39Speaker 3: I'm the buyer and I want to pay full price
- 0:42Speaker 3: for a guy stereo only. Caveat is he's not there
- 0:47Speaker 3: and I'm already at his house. Wait a minute, can
- 0:51Speaker 3: just pop in and grab it real quick? What's it
- 0:53Speaker 3: a big deal? It's your phones at right now?
- 0:56Speaker 1: As on the twenties, Hello, hey.
- 1:03Speaker 3: You're selling the stereo system on Craigslist right what I'm sorry,
- 1:08Speaker 3: the stereo system on Craigslist for two hundred bucks? Is
- 1:11Speaker 3: that the RB uh?
- 1:13Speaker 2: You are right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah that's right?
- 1:16Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, cool, I'll take it. Okay, great, So can
- 1:21Speaker 3: I just like walk in and grab it or or what?
- 1:25Speaker 1: Well?
- 1:25Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to set up the time, I
- 1:27Speaker 2: can I can come meet you.
- 1:29Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm here. I've been knocking on your door
- 1:31Speaker 3: for a few minutes and no one's answering, So I
- 1:33Speaker 3: don't know. I figured i'd call you.
- 1:35Speaker 2: You're not going you're knocking on my on my door? Yeah,
- 1:40Speaker 2: what do you mean you're you're at my You're at
- 1:43Speaker 2: my house?
- 1:44Speaker 3: Yeah. I just googled your phone number and I found
- 1:46Speaker 3: your address on drive.
- 1:49Speaker 2: That's you, right. Uh, that's a little bit weird. But
- 1:54Speaker 2: you why are you at my house?
- 1:56Speaker 3: I just wanted to get the stereo. I thought I
- 1:58Speaker 3: told you that. So I'm outside. You want to just
- 2:02Speaker 3: go in? I could leave the money on the counter,
- 2:04Speaker 3: just grab the stereo.
- 2:06Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry, man, this is really weird. That's not
- 2:09Speaker 2: how why. This is not how we do things.
- 2:12Speaker 3: Give mean, it's not how we do things. I'm doing it.
- 2:15Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I'm sorry. You don't you don't just do that.
- 2:17Speaker 2: You don't just show up at my house and we
- 2:19Speaker 2: have to.
- 2:19Speaker 3: Set up a right, Okay, Well, a separate question. I
- 2:23Speaker 3: brought a step ladder from my trunk, so I can
- 2:26Speaker 3: see into your living room. I'm just wondering what the
- 2:28Speaker 3: stereo that you're selling. Is that the one on the
- 2:30Speaker 3: entertainment center?
- 2:31Speaker 2: What the hell is going on here?
- 2:33Speaker 3: I'm seeing it looks like it has a scratch on
- 2:35Speaker 3: the front, so we should probably knock ten bucks off.
- 2:37Speaker 2: You can't be looking through my windows. And you know
- 2:39Speaker 2: this is this is so weird, like you already you
- 2:42Speaker 2: already found my address on the internet. It's some kind
- 2:45Speaker 2: of creepy soccer or something.
- 2:47Speaker 3: Well, is this how you treat all the people that
- 2:49Speaker 3: are interested in the stereo?
- 2:51Speaker 2: You are some You are some kind of crazy person.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Even if I feel like I want to sell you
- 2:55Speaker 2: the stereo, I will call you and tell you want
- 2:59Speaker 2: to come meet me. You don't come to my.
- 3:00Speaker 3: House, Andrew, I want to work with you, man, So
- 3:02Speaker 3: how about this, I'll leave if you throw in that
- 3:05Speaker 3: hockey stick that I saw in your garage.
- 3:07Speaker 2: See, you can go into my garage.
- 3:09Speaker 3: Well, the back door was unlocked, so I figured I
- 3:12Speaker 3: just went in.
- 3:12Speaker 2: And get off my property. Well, I just you know
- 3:15Speaker 2: you're crazy.
- 3:16Speaker 3: All I'm doing is I'm looking to buy your stereo.
- 3:18Speaker 2: This isn't even a bad stereo. Well you want to
- 3:20Speaker 2: you're trying to break into my house to steal my
- 3:22Speaker 2: stuff or I don't know what you're trying to do.
- 3:24Speaker 2: I'm calling the police right now. You should say where
- 3:27Speaker 2: you are.
- 3:27Speaker 3: You're going to call the police. Yeah, well, what are
- 3:29Speaker 3: you going to tell them? This guy offered to buy
- 3:31Speaker 3: my stereo and then he actually showed up to purchase
- 3:34Speaker 3: it with cash, And I'm gonna.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Say, you're harassing me, you're trespassing. You broke into my garage.
- 3:39Speaker 3: Well, the the back door was unlocked and there was
- 3:43Speaker 3: a welcome mat on the floor, so I figured that
- 3:45Speaker 3: was okay. I've used that in court before.
- 3:47Speaker 2: Oh so you've been there. You've been in the court before. Okay, Well, okay,
- 3:51Speaker 2: so you've done this. You're gonna be your way around
- 3:54Speaker 2: the justice system.
- 3:54Speaker 3: Then, Yeah, you're making it sound like a bad thing.
- 3:57Speaker 2: Well you weren't to court, mother. Oh you're going to
- 4:00Speaker 2: jail again.
- 4:01Speaker 3: Okay. Look, I can sense that you're clearly agitated. You
- 4:04Speaker 3: don't want me here.
- 4:06Speaker 2: You're damn right, I'm educated.
- 4:07Speaker 3: All right, Well how about this? Then I'll drive over
- 4:10Speaker 3: to your work at three two drive at your insurance company.
- 4:14Speaker 3: How do you know that I do my research and
- 4:16Speaker 3: then I'll give you the money, and then you can
- 4:18Speaker 3: give me the key for the front door.
- 4:20Speaker 2: My god, you are I don't even know what to
- 4:23Speaker 2: do here. I'll call you. Stay where you are. I'm
- 4:26Speaker 2: calling the cop. Don't do that.
- 4:27Speaker 3: They're not gonna think this prank phone call is funny,
- 4:29Speaker 3: but your buddy Eric might.
- 4:34Speaker 2: Ah.
- 4:39Speaker 3: Yeah, man, my name is jeff from the radio show
- 4:41Speaker 3: Broke In Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a prank
- 4:43Speaker 3: phone call. Eric sets you up for it. He said
- 4:47Speaker 3: that you're selling a stereo on Craigslist. But I'll tell
- 4:50Speaker 3: you he never mentioned you'd be such a jerk about
- 4:52Speaker 3: not letting randos go in here place. What's that all about?
- 4:56Speaker 2: Hey, man, You know you never know what's the internet
- 4:58Speaker 2: these days?
- 4:59Speaker 3: Thought like I was pretty polite about it. I told
- 5:01Speaker 3: you that I broke into your garage. Come on, I
- 5:05Speaker 3: welcome out on the floor. That's you inviting criminals in.
- 5:08Speaker 3: You're right, You're right, all right, Thank you, Thank you
- 5:11Speaker 3: for taking accountability.
- 5:13Speaker 2: All right? Thank you.
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