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Phone Tap: Stoner Max The Grocery Goat · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We've done a lot of prank phone calls on this show,
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  Speaker 1: talking hundreds and hundreds of these. Sometimes, yeah, sometimes we
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  Speaker 1: call the person to shock them. Sometimes we try to
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  Speaker 1: trick them. Very rarely, though, do we call just to
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  Speaker 1: waste their time. But that's what happens today with Stoner Max,
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  Speaker 1: the Instacart delivery guy.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine, it's mine.
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  Speaker 1: Today. He's calling from the grocery store checkout line and
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  Speaker 1: wants to put in his two cents about the guy's
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  Speaker 1: order and feel basically be anything but helpful. It's your
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  Speaker 1: phone tapp right now?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello? He yeah, Hello, Hey, what's up?
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  Speaker 3: Bro?
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  Speaker 2: I knew you were gonna answer.
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  Speaker 3: Dude.
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  Speaker 2: In my head, I was like, he's not gonna answer.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so early. But here you are. Oh this is Ricky.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wait Ricey?
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  Speaker 4: Is that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's your name?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, my name.
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  Speaker 2: Your name is Ricky.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Max, and I'm your instat card shopper.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, is something wrong? I mean you're not supposed
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  Speaker 3: to be here for twenty a few more hours.
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  Speaker 4: No, man, everything is so coach, super coach bro. I'm
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  Speaker 4: actually I'm actually I check out just like standing around
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  Speaker 4: right now.
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  Speaker 2: You got a lot of groceries.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean is there you said there's no problem?
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  Speaker 3: Are you gonna are you gonna be early? Or what's
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  Speaker 3: going on?
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  Speaker 4: If I'm being a hundred with you right now, Bro,
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  Speaker 4: I feel like you've made some questionable decisions.
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  Speaker 2: You were shopping today? Really yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Bro? First things for salt and vinegar chips?
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  Speaker 2: Just why bro? Why don't you use buy salt and vinegar?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, then put them on.
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  Speaker 4: Chips and then make your Oh my god, I know
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  Speaker 4: how to make salt vinegar chips.
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  Speaker 2: I just figured it out. Man.
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  Speaker 3: I just like the flavor, dude. I mean I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to be Yeah, I don't need a third degree
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  Speaker 3: on my grocery list.
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  Speaker 4: May I suggest Fritos? Those are way better chips for you, bro?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like my salt and vinegar chips. Bro, So
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  Speaker 3: if you're there and you want to get Frito's for yourself,
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  Speaker 3: then feel free to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Well you're gonna buy me Friedos, dude, you're not a man. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: it's so nice of you. On top of a tip.
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  Speaker 3: Like incorrect, I better not see Fritos on my built.
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  Speaker 2: What about this cream cheese though? What are you using
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  Speaker 2: that for?
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  Speaker 3: What am I using it for yeah, probably to go
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  Speaker 3: with the bagels that I asked you to get.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like cream cheese. The only time I've used
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  Speaker 2: it was all my dog. Did you know it'll.
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  Speaker 4: Make your dogs fur a super shiny once it washes off.
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  Speaker 3: I'm allergic to, dude, So like, I mean, my darn it,
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  Speaker 3: are you gonna be here?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, I'm gonna pet a puppy today for you and
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  Speaker 4: your honor. Just for you, brother, I shout out to
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  Speaker 4: your allergy.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have time to be stuck on the phone
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  Speaker 3: with you right now.
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  Speaker 4: May I just say, wonderful palate choosing a chicken pot pie?
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  Speaker 3: Bro?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, those are three of my favorite things,
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  Speaker 2: chicken pot pie.
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  Speaker 4: And then you come bind all three of them. I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: this guy is brilliant.
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  Speaker 3: Man, Oh my god, this is so unprofessional.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, do you have any mushrooms in your car? If not,
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  Speaker 4: may I maybe not.
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  Speaker 3: The kind you probably like to eat.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, that's funnier than you realize. I think you made
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  Speaker 2: a joke.
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  Speaker 3: You don't even know, ded, Yeah, nothing about this is funny, right.
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  Speaker 2: Because I do eat mushrooms. You get it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it? Man? Oh cool, listen, man, whatever
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  Speaker 3: you're on right now. You need to just like consider
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  Speaker 3: maybe like not doing it anymore because it's affecting your
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  Speaker 3: performance and it's pissing me off quite frankly, Like, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know how you've kept the job as long as
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  Speaker 3: you have.
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  Speaker 2: What did you know? I was on viagra? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's a little more than that, man. It is.
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  Speaker 4: It's also called coffee because I'm actually a morning radio
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  Speaker 4: show host and I've had like ten cups of coffee
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  Speaker 4: before I called you.
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  Speaker 3: What is going on right now? Man?
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  Speaker 4: My name's jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 4: in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Man, this was all a brown Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: It's your roommate, Paul.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, m I soon to be dead roommate, Paul. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: thanks for telling me.
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  Speaker 2: No, But in all seriousness, dude, think about chicken.
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  Speaker 3: Pot pot Shut up.
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  Speaker 2: It blew your mind too. Huh Yeah, all right, Well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm coming.
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  Speaker 4: Over with these freedoms. Do you want anything else before
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  Speaker 4: I get there.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a little unclear my grocery is actually still coming
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  Speaker 3: or oh dude, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, you may want to check your own app I
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  Speaker 4: have nothing to do with that, all right, Okay, week
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