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Phone Tap: A-Hole Therapy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I don't think anybody here has actually been to a
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  Speaker 1: therapist before, even though, let's face it, we all probably.
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  Speaker 2: Need well, everyone needs it especially.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a proud thing.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, from what I've seen on TV and
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  Speaker 1: in movies, it's a very long, complicated process where they
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  Speaker 1: ask you lots of subtle questions to find the deeper
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  Speaker 1: you and get in touch with your inner feelings. Well,
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  Speaker 1: today we're just gonna skip all that boring stuff when
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  Speaker 1: we call a guy and get right down to it
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  Speaker 1: and ask why do you think you're such a hot mess?
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  Speaker 1: And nobody that's how they should do it. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: give it a try. In your phone tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's another.
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  Speaker 2: Twenties Hello, Hi, this is Kathy Turner from Health Therapy.
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  Speaker 2: Is this Pete?
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  Speaker 3: It is he help you?
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  Speaker 2: Hi? Pete? It looks like your wife, Samantha set you
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  Speaker 2: up for a session with us. That's exciting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she's she's into the full therapy thing. I've
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  Speaker 3: never tried to before.
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  Speaker 2: But right, yeah, are you nervous?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I don't have any kind of
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  Speaker 3: crazy issues going on, but I'm stressed a little bit. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody thinks they need it till they get punched in
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  Speaker 2: the mouth. Then all of a sudden, plans go out
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  Speaker 2: the window.
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  Speaker 3: Huh wait, I'm sorry what.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's just a Mike Tyson quote.
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  Speaker 3: You wait, your quote, Mike Tyson. And you're a therapist's office.
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  Speaker 2: If we have to, yeah, if we have to. So
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a little homework to do
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  Speaker 2: before the therapy session. Okay, could you take out a
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  Speaker 2: pen and paper for me? And I just want you
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  Speaker 2: to try to answer this question, why do so many
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  Speaker 2: people hate me?
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  Speaker 3: Wait?
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  Speaker 2: What is that hard for you to hear? It's just
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  Speaker 2: a simple question.
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  Speaker 3: It's a weird question. I don't feel like I don't
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  Speaker 3: feel like people hate me. I'm being honest.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm just making a note to your strong denial.
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  Speaker 3: Wait. Interesting, it's not the Nile. Don't write that down.
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  Speaker 3: I'm being honest. I'm people don't hate me.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't we compromise, Pete? Why don't we do this?
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  Speaker 2: How about you talk to five co workers and find
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  Speaker 2: out why they think you're an apphole?
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  Speaker 3: Are you getting curious right now?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Truth hurts. That's from Lizzo.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not okay. I don't see how this is helpful
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  Speaker 3: at all. Isn't therapy about helping the person become a
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  Speaker 3: better self. I'm not gonna what you want me to
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  Speaker 3: walk around asking people if they think I'm an asshole?
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  Speaker 2: Ding ding ding ding ding ding, Pete. Yes, we all
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  Speaker 2: need to start somewhere. And so if you really don't
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  Speaker 2: feel comfortable with those options, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't. I don't feel comfortable with those options.
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  Speaker 2: I hear you. I hear you. Now, I'm just going
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  Speaker 2: to ask you to do something a little bit easier,
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  Speaker 2: more on your level. I'm not could you call your
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  Speaker 2: mother and find out why she loves your older brother
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  Speaker 2: more than you?
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  Speaker 3: And you know what? Okay, I am sick of you
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  Speaker 3: insinuate that I'm some kind of a bad person.
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  Speaker 2: My sense that you're frustrated? Am I sensing that? Right?
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  Speaker 3: Really? Janius, do you hear my frustration?
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  Speaker 2: We're going to take a deep breath together, Pete. We're
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  Speaker 2: going to take a deep breath right now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not taking any kind of a deep breath.
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  Speaker 2: And then we're gonna pivot. Okay, we're gonna pivot to
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  Speaker 2: an easier question. Could you talk.
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  Speaker 3: About I'm pivoting to hanging up?
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  Speaker 2: You just tell me why you think your mother in
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  Speaker 2: law is an apphole.
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  Speaker 3: Where are you pulling this from. I love my mother
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  Speaker 3: in law, my mother. Wait that down. My mother in
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  Speaker 3: law is actually an incredibly nice, sweet person.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but that's not helpful for this exercise. Let's just
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  Speaker 2: say your mother in law heard you were going to
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  Speaker 2: a therapy session and she reached out to someone else like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know a radio station about it.
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  Speaker 3: What are you even talking about? You're making no sense.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean radio station?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, let's just say your mother in law reached out
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  Speaker 2: to Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and said, I
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  Speaker 2: want to do a prank phone call on my son
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  Speaker 2: in law Pete because he doesn't believe therapy is helpful.
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  Speaker 2: How does that make you feel, a peach?
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  Speaker 3: I'm confused. I don't know what you're talking about. What
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  Speaker 3: do you need? Mother in law?
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  Speaker 2: What confusion makes sense? Because this is actually brought for
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  Speaker 2: the radio station Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're
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  Speaker 2: doing a phone tap on you. Wait, shut up what
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a therapist. I probably need therapy, but no,
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  Speaker 2: your mother in law set you up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I feel creature. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: She actually wanted to say she's proud of you for going,
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  Speaker 2: and then everybody needs it and it's gonna be helpful
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  Speaker 2: and to have a positive attitude.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, well after this call, I think I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: need therapy.
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  Speaker 2: You wouldn't be the first person that we called that
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  Speaker 2: said that wake up every morning was phone tap weekday
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  Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning