Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Big Rick's Tow Yard Proposition
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- 0:16Speaker 2: In today's phone tap, we call a guy whose car
- 0:18Speaker 2: got towed. He went to the impound but didn't have
- 0:22Speaker 2: enough money to get it out. Yeah, so he's been
- 0:27Speaker 2: scrambling talking to family and friends trying to come up
- 0:29Speaker 2: with the funds. And you know you've got good people
- 0:33Speaker 2: in your life when they don't actually give you the money. Yeah,
- 0:37Speaker 2: but they will take the time to email a radio
- 0:39Speaker 2: station and ask for a prank call in your moment
- 0:41Speaker 2: of moment. And just so you know, they do have
- 0:44Speaker 2: the cash, but before they handed it over, they wanted
- 0:46Speaker 2: us to mess with him first. It's your phone tap
- 0:49Speaker 2: right now?
- 0:49Speaker 3: Another Hello?
- 0:56Speaker 4: What hello?
- 0:57Speaker 3: Friend? Am I speaking to a Jacob Man?
- 1:00Speaker 4: Am?
- 1:02Speaker 3: Uhm, it's me. Yeah, that is exactly what I say.
- 1:10Speaker 3: That is what I did say.
- 1:14Speaker 1: Are you what is this about?
- 1:16Speaker 3: Oh? I am calling you today from tolding.
- 1:19Speaker 4: My name is Big Rick I am a fellow that
- 1:21Speaker 4: told your call last week. You're the guy who told
- 1:25Speaker 4: my car said, I send a little hostility friend.
- 1:29Speaker 3: Now hold on here, Okay, I'm here to I'm here
- 1:32Speaker 3: to help. Well, give me my card back.
- 1:35Speaker 1: That's how you can help.
- 1:36Speaker 3: Well, listen, listen, I heard you will hear yesterday talking
- 1:39Speaker 3: to shaw Res at the front desk. You know, yeah,
- 1:44Speaker 3: she said you could not afford to get your call
- 1:46Speaker 3: out and we had to caepe. It is that true. Yeah,
- 1:51Speaker 3: money's a little tight for me right now, but I
- 1:52Speaker 3: need my damn card back. Well, I recommend you do
- 1:56Speaker 3: something because the cost is going up about for that
- 1:59Speaker 3: dollar a day's forty dollars a day.
- 2:02Speaker 1: That's why I gotta get my car out of there.
- 2:05Speaker 3: Well, big Rick understands. And I am a very chair
- 2:09Speaker 3: I say, I am a very charitan. I I will
- 2:12Speaker 3: I like to help people. So I have a proposition.
- 2:17Speaker 1: Are you a drugs or something?
- 2:18Speaker 3: Well, if you consider sway taya drug, then yeah, I
- 2:22Speaker 3: am high as a guy. That's a joke. I'm just
- 2:24Speaker 3: from the South. So what are you proposing that we
- 2:27Speaker 3: do to get my car back? Well, fuss, how old
- 2:30Speaker 3: are you? You've seen Naka you sound a little younger,
- 2:33Speaker 3: like you got a little bit of youth up in
- 2:34Speaker 3: that there a meat locker.
- 2:37Speaker 1: Listen, I'm thirty five years old, and what I.
- 2:41Speaker 3: Remember when I was thirty five, I was a gentleman
- 2:43Speaker 3: about town. I'll tell you what, prancing around, dancing with
- 2:48Speaker 3: any lady who wanted to dance.
- 2:49Speaker 1: I tell you, Can you get to the point, please,
- 2:51Speaker 1: I don't have all days.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Well, look, if you would like to get your car looking,
- 2:56Speaker 3: I say, look at it split with a highly reduced price. Wink, wink,
- 3:03Speaker 3: you're hearing the wank, friend, I'm listening.
- 3:07Speaker 4: God, Okay, I'd like to introduce you to Clara Jeane,
- 3:14Speaker 4: my daughter.
- 3:17Speaker 3: She's a little princess of a doll, a little doll princess,
- 3:21Speaker 3: I call her. What does this have to do with
- 3:23Speaker 3: me getting my car? Well, let's just say she doesn't
- 3:26Speaker 3: get a lot of dates. Okay, not a lot of
- 3:29Speaker 3: gentlemen suitors hollering after what is probably because of the tooth?
- 3:33Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
- 3:36Speaker 3: I mean it is a little bit misshaped. It's kind
- 3:39Speaker 3: of entertaining and miscolored, So I mean that could be it.
- 3:43Speaker 3: We don't know if it's an infection or what we
- 3:45Speaker 3: don't believe in Dennis in this family?
- 3:48Speaker 1: What does this have to do with me?
- 3:50Speaker 3: Well, I believe you would fancy her because she looks
- 3:54Speaker 3: just like a well hold on, hold on, let's hold
- 3:57Speaker 3: your horses. I'm saying she looked just like me, isn't
- 4:00Speaker 3: that sweight?
- 4:02Speaker 2: So you want me to date your ugly freaking daughter
- 4:06Speaker 2: to get my car back?
- 4:07Speaker 3: Exactly? That's the tray, take you or leave it. Fifty bucks.
- 4:12Speaker 3: You get your car back right now, and you got
- 4:14Speaker 3: a hot date tonight with Clara Jean and her tooth,
- 4:20Speaker 3: but she doesn't got a lot more of it out
- 4:23Speaker 3: of your mind. No, Yo, wanna your mon If you
- 4:25Speaker 3: don't want to join this family, you just son in.
- 4:28Speaker 4: Law because I just want my card.
- 4:32Speaker 3: But I just want this phone call to end at
- 4:34Speaker 3: this point because I'm running out of time and I
- 4:35Speaker 3: gotta play a song.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Are you talking about?
- 4:39Speaker 3: I'm sorry, this is actually Jose from the Ratio show
- 4:42Speaker 3: Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing a phone
- 4:44Speaker 3: tap on you.
- 4:45Speaker 1: Man, Oh god, are you kidding me?
- 4:47Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not my real voice.
- 4:49Speaker 1: If you couldn't tell, Oh my god, this is too much.
- 4:55Speaker 4: You going your friend Greg set you up.
- 5:00Speaker 3: I said, your car got towed. You don't have the
- 5:01Speaker 3: money right now to get it out. Sorry about that brother.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Oh man, what a he is?
- 5:07Speaker 3: Hey? Would you want me to invoice him? Huh oh
- 5:09Speaker 3: that would be great. Oh I got you have a
- 5:11Speaker 3: better idea. I could send him out with Clara Jane.
- 5:16Speaker 3: That's brassless, am I right?
- 5:19Speaker 1: Yeah, Well he's an ugly man too, so they'd get
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