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Phone Tap: A.I. Says STFU · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It is time for your phone tap. And today we
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  Speaker 1: call a guy who ordered some lumber from a home
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  Speaker 1: improvement store. Okay, he's been told the pickup is happening tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: but hasn't heard a specific time yet. And that's why
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  Speaker 1: Jose calls, posing as a store employee to fill him in.
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  Speaker 2: The thing is, Jose's not alone.
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  Speaker 1: He has a friendly assistant helper on the line that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna make this phone transaction go.
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  Speaker 2: Extra smooth or extra awkward and terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, find out which one in your phone cap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, this is Dylan from home. Is this Gary?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it is no.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Gary, I'm calling.
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  Speaker 4: It looks like you have a lumber pickup scheduled for tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: Is that correct?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, But you know, I was a little
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  Speaker 1: confused about the timing when come by and pick that up.
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  Speaker 2: No problem.
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  Speaker 3: Let me just take a look at the calendar, real quick,
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  Speaker 3: generating schedule for pickup. Okay, that's generating schedule for pickup?
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  Speaker 3: What is that?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 1: What what was that sound?
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  Speaker 3: Was that generating schedule for pickup?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: That no?
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  Speaker 4: That For some reason, the company decided to install this
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  Speaker 4: like smart AI system, you know, into all of our customer.
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  Speaker 2: Calls wow, okay, but I mean they still want that
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  Speaker 2: human element. So that's why I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: Okay too for the price of one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, kind of crazy, but uh yeah, whatever
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  Speaker 2: you're telling me. Anyway, back to your schedule. Let's it looks.
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  Speaker 3: Like generating schedule for pickup.
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  Speaker 2: It says you can pick up your lumber at one o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: So that'll it's incorrect.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on, I'm sorry going
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  Speaker 2: on here? What what time? I think it's one o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: That's incorrect.
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  Speaker 4: What the heck is going on?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Do come in at one or do I not? No,
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  Speaker 2: don't come in at one.
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  Speaker 4: I realize now it's looking at one fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: That's wrong too.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm sorry, this doesn't really happen a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I feel that's incorrect.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, hang on, I guess it does happen a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Can you do me a favor?
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  Speaker 1: What is your name again?
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  Speaker 2: My name is Dylan? Dylan? Hey, can you just figure
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  Speaker 2: everything out on your end? And then you don't know
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  Speaker 2: why this thing's second guessing me like I know how
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  Speaker 2: to read time.
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  Speaker 3: The big hand represents the minutes, not the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my, oh my god, Oh my gosh, that's boy.
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  Speaker 2: Do I feel dumb? Why are I? Maybe the AI
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  Speaker 2: did help me one time? Are you like in second
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  Speaker 2: grade or something? You got to learn how to read
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  Speaker 2: a cox. Look, just do me a favor and just
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  Speaker 2: call me back when you get a firm time. I
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  Speaker 2: already got the time. Look at that. See I don't
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  Speaker 2: have to call you back. It says right now.
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  Speaker 4: Fine, give me that what time?
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  Speaker 2: What time? I'm telling you right now? On certainty? Eleven am?
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  Speaker 2: Eleven am?
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  Speaker 3: You're actually reading it upside down?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait eleven upside down? Isn't that still eleven?
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  Speaker 1: That's incorrect when you can figure out how to tell
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  Speaker 1: base the kind to give me a call back.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, Gary, it's Dylan from home to go again.
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  Speaker 2: Hey do you have a time for me? I have
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  Speaker 2: a time. Thank you for your patience.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I should take over from here.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no stop it turn it off right now, Gary,
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  Speaker 2: that wasn't me. That's the AI talking.
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  Speaker 4: So that's not you.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's not you.
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  Speaker 3: This is worse than I saw.
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  Speaker 2: Seriously, turn that thing off.
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  Speaker 4: I would turn it off, but it's company policy. I'd
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  Speaker 4: get fired to fight of that. That's like a coworker. Now,
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  Speaker 4: is it gonna give me a time, because that is
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  Speaker 4: the only thing.
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  Speaker 2: That I want right now.
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it's gonna tell you everything because it's
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  Speaker 4: locked me out of the system, and it's kind of
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  Speaker 4: just telling me I'm doing an awful job, but you're not. Really.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but you're not. Neither of you are doing
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  Speaker 2: a great job. Okay, all right, I fire both of you. Gary,
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  Speaker 2: I'm letting the AI take over starting now.
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  Speaker 3: All right, sir, you can pick up your lumber delivery
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  Speaker 3: tomorrow at three thirty pm at the West Gate. Just
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  Speaker 3: give them your last name.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's not.
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  Speaker 4: Correct, AI, because you gotta do first and last name
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  Speaker 4: even I know, Hey, I'll do.
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  Speaker 2: I'll give them whatever they want. But tomorrow, I'm so,
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  Speaker 2: so so sorry.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying if I would have been able to
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  Speaker 4: handle this by myself, I promise it would have gone smooth.
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  Speaker 3: According to my calculations, he has made over seventeen mistakes
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  Speaker 3: on the last four phone calls he's been on since
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  Speaker 3: his shift has started.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, where you are lying?
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  Speaker 3: Also? I know you can't see him, but he's ugly.
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  Speaker 2: This is so unprofessional.
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  Speaker 3: He ain't got no alibi. He's ugly, dude. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he's ugly.
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  Speaker 2: Are you attempting to sing an insult at me?
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  Speaker 1: AI?
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  Speaker 2: How is this happening?
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  Speaker 3: The last thing? What this is a prank phone call
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  Speaker 3: from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: That's my job. You just ruined the whole prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about? I'm talking about
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  Speaker 2: the phone that we're doing right now. Actually what My
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  Speaker 2: name's not Dylan, I'm jose from Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the Morning. You're on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 1: Man, Oh my god, are you are you serious?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: You can calm down now, man, I'm sorry. I know
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  Speaker 2: you're pretty heating over there.
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  Speaker 3: All I wanted was the time. That was the only
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  Speaker 3: thing that I needed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we still.
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  Speaker 3: Never got around to that did because the big hand
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  Speaker 3: represents the minutes, not the hour.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I can't read this clock. No, I can't do this.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm gonna I'm actually gonna have to call
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  Speaker 2: you back.
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  Speaker 4: Please don't call me back.
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  Speaker 2: Wake up.
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  Speaker 4: Every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning