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Crazy, Cool... More AI and Animals... · Microphone Monkeys

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: Here we come, walking down on the street.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_00: Got the goal.
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  SPEAKER_00: No tax is the meat.
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  SPEAKER_00: Free to speak and free to trade.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_00: Market stuff.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_00: No need for the microphone monkeys.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_00: People say we're mad at these.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hey, we're the microphone.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_03: Hey guys, this is Microphone Monkeys.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_03: We're here with the uh the four main baboon barrel um guys.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_03: Uh our friend Darren is gone once again this week, but he did send a story to us.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_04: Ah.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yes, he did.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, he did.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_04: He's he's still active, and he's also spiritually here.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_03: He is.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_03: His karmatic energy is uh in the room with us.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_04: It's keeping uh it's keeping the hoff awake.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_05: Yep.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_05: I'm tired.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_04: And the poor hof, he's he he's been in uh sleazy hotels and uh he's uh got a crick in his neck, so he can't he can't turn his neck, so he's got to uh yeah.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_03: I just woke up and Steve's just going to bed, so we're both kind of sleepy.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_02: Part of the Epstein for a while.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, partying.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_05: Yep, just returned from Mordor on the Potomac.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_03: There you are.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_03: We don't need any more details.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what code language that is.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I'll just start out with our uh well, he's not Buddhist, he's uh Hindu right there.
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  SPEAKER_03: And okay, start with the story he sent us where uh a South Korean robot monk Gabby joined a Buddhist ceremony taking vows at a temple.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_03: Is this the beginning of like the Jim Jones era of AI?
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_03: We're now gonna say don't spike the punch.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_04: Go ahead, drink the punch.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, he's praying.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_03: They had gloves on him.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_03: I know to the monks.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_04: That was that was wild.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it just it's it's that looked like he had a face though.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_03: He has a robot screen iPad face.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_04: So I've I've dated a few of those.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_03: You ordered a couple.
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  SPEAKER_05: I lived in Thailand for two years, and the monks would come to our house and with a little bowl in their hand, and you'd put a little dub of uh rice on their bowl, and they'd smile, and you uh you'd be on your way to enlightenment by giving the monk his daily rice.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_03: Give one rice, give any panties in the house.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_05: Uh Roni.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_05: Oh no, wrong wrong one.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_03: That's Mike's people.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Spaghettio uh race.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_03: So that is our Buddhist, there are other AI and robotic stories.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_04: Do these uh robots have um ways to enlighten themselves and to go on to other planes?
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm sure.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he said the robot was questioned by one of the other monks, and he said uh he would follow up and research all the Buddhist uh uh information and come back to them.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_02: So once they incorporate everything, they get back to the other robots and teach them how to manipulate the humans.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, basically.
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  SPEAKER_05: The whole thing is like a reincarnation.
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  SPEAKER_05: If you live a pure and honest life, you can come back as something different in your next late.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_05: So maybe this robotic month's gonna come back as a roomba.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_03: If you're bad, you come back as like a flush valve or something.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_05: You forgot a spot there, Gobi.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_03: If they start studying us too, that they could just take over all of East Asia.
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  SPEAKER_03: They infiltrate all their religions, relearn them, alter them with the new uh karmatic uh dogma denomination, and then uh Unite them into one religion that's uh yeah and and trick the uh trick the the human apes.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I thought this was interesting.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_03: Uh you would because Florida Florida always has their their own culture down there, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: And their own ecology and environment.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_03: So a Florida woman suspected a break-in and she went to her front screen door and there were uh two gators fighting.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you think this is why even though mom dummies come in, people have been hesitant to move down south?
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_03: You get you have the total buy you gator uh element to it.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_03: Well, which a little too dangerous.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she didn't mention that they were just two frat boys from uh University of Florida.
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  SPEAKER_04: Hard to tell.
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  SPEAKER_04: They're dressed up as gators.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_02: Well, they they always end up in people's pools and stuff.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I remember my grandfather down there, he was pulling out snakes, you know, 20 feet long out of the pools.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_04: One of the things I I I I would point out to people when I lived there for many years, uh, was that you would hear gators, they actually speak, they croak.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_04: And they have they have deep croaking.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_04: And so you know if you've got a gator that's got a slide in the waterway near you, because you'll hear them croaking.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_04: And I would tell people to keep their pets away from that area.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_04: Can you hear it?
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, no, no, that's that's that's a that's a frog.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_04: That's a thing.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, no, no, no.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_03: That's not a frog.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's a big ass frog.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_03: That's a big ass.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_03: A frog has teeth.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that that deep croaking.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_04: Um, I I think that would be yeah, one giant.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_03: That's like a big yawn before I eat your animal.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_03: Well, when you go to the water and you see like belly marks and yeah, the slide.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the slides, and it's like, oh well, I guess we won't walk around here anymore.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_04: Well, and and then that then these people would be shocked that their cat disappeared.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, oh come on, it didn't disappear.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_04: Nobody took your cat.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_02: I remember we had the gator over in my community.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_02: It was in the front pond, and people are wondering why their cats and dogs are missing.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, people feed them.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_02: He was getting fat too.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_02: And it took they'll feed them.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_02: Well, no, the the people were going up their feet the thing, and the security kept trying to chase them out of there.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_02: Because they had to wait two months for the game warrants to come and get it.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they and it's been living there choking out dogs and cats.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_04: The people that are idiots are the ones that you know take fried chicken out there and stuff like that.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_04: Don't do that.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_03: You know when I was in high school, the development I lived in office 707, uh, the old lady down the street by the end of the palm where we had gators, we keep feeding them.
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_03: Oh it's like, what are you doing?
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that is that is like the apex of stupidity.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_05: Those uh miniature design designer uh dogs that they have nowadays, uh, they're nothing but uh an appetizer.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, a little shrimp.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_03: Those shihtzus.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_05: The full meal snack.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, I got two of those.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_02: Two of them.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, shihtzus?
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and my wife sits out in the backyard with them, and and when you see the hawks flying over, oh, Mr.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_02: Hungry's coming.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_02: We gotta get back in the house.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, when when Callie was alive, the tribble.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_04: Um, yeah, I would she'd be out there, you know, tumbling around out there, and she was like 17 years old, and she was a uh a toy Yorkshire terrier, so she was tiny, little white thing, fluffy, and uh she was just full of uh just all sorts of things that made it difficult for her to move, you know, a lot of arthritis and things like that.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_04: And of course, I would I would see the uh the raptors, the hawks, and so on swirling around, and I'm like, she's not dead yet, but you know, it's like oh my cow.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_02: Well, they go after the doves.
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  SPEAKER_02: The hawks.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_02: I had one come down, fly down like like a jet, and flew on the side of my house chasing the dove and hit my garbage can.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_02: And and they and the hawk was just like dazed, and my doberman saw that and ran after the hawk.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_02: The hawk's eyes were like this.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_02: Holy shit, I gotta get out of here before I can come to meal.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_02: It doesn't look like a shitsu.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_05: Funniest video I ever saw.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_05: This couple pulls into a way uh wayside west rest in uh Alaska, and the woman gets out of the car with a little fluffy white designer dog, and an eagle swoops down, grabs the dog, and takes off.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_05: And the woman's in hysterics, and the camera pans to the guy, and he's he's got a huge grin on his face.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_03: Finally get rid of that little upper.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_04: That was that was almost uh the scene from uh the movie um oh shoot.
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  SPEAKER_02: Race in Arizona?
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, no, no.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_04: It took place in in in uh uh in uh in Alaska, but it uh gone, it was not the fiance.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_04: Something like the engagement.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_04: That's what it was.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_04: It was the engagement, and it was uh uh gosh, it had two big major stars in it and everything else, and the uh the uh neck of the dog out of the claws of the bird, right?
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_05: Exactly, exactly.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_04: She tried, she she tried, yeah, because she was upset because she thought it was gonna get her uh uh the dog.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_04: She she got the dog, but it got her cell phone.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_04: She was trying to offer the dog back to the bird so she gets the cell phone back.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's funny because Alaska, polar bears are probably the largest apex predators in North America, they're way bigger than grizzly bears.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_03: Because in Missoula, when I was a little kid in Montana, yeah, you have to watch out for grizzly bears and coyotes and all these other things.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but polar bears are way bigger than grizzly bears, and uh they're basically uh carnivores.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, hunt humans and they have no competition.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_03: No, well, and that's because it's all ice, yeah.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_03: They're total mead carnivores and they have a way stronger hunting instinct, and there's all these YouTube videos of people they literally see humans and chase and hunt them down.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, even in their homes and everything.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they just think it's just a walrus on two legs.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_04: And they're right.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_04: You know, that's a bigger appetite.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's funny too, because uh Alaska is kind of like the I don't know, like the ice Australia.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_03: They have all these wild ass violent animals and that are all igloo mode and that's right.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, of course Eskimo means meat eater, doesn't it?
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah Oh, does it?
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_04: I believe so.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_04: I believe that's what the word means in uh Inuit, yeah.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, those Inuits uh they know to protect themselves, I guess, with those big igloss.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_03: Well, talking about uh animal issues and attacks in California, a trio was sentenced over a bear costume insurance fraud where they were dressing up as black bears and uh damaging cars in this one uh zip code, and then they started making uh uh excessive insurance claims on their luxury cars.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_05: Sounds like a party at Hoffman's house.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_05: I know.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_05: I made a movie about that called Furries Gone Wild.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_03: Every time we're at Hoffman's house, Will's there dressed up as a bear.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Causing all sorts of mayhem.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_03: But uh this is uh, I guess the human human GPT.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_03: They came up with the little uh tactic of getting money here.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_03: They they made one claim they wanted they were trying to get$141,000 for a tax on uh Rolls-Royce and two Mercedes in insurance payouts, and they ended up tracking all the doorbell cameras.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_04: Because they know bears will avoid low-cost automobiles and just go for luxury automobiles.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yep, in one in one neighborhood.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's right.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_03: See, this is where you could throw them off.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_03: You could like hey, hey, boo-boo! We got another another BMW, another another Bentley.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, if you dressed up as Chewbacca, Will, because you're a I don't have to, I big fella.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_03: I am already a hairy hairy fellow.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_03: Big hairy fella.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I I think you might uh this might be a new business opportunity.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_03: Well, in Carolina Forest, they just had a bunch of break-ins at a River Oaks.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_03: With like uh in one parking lot, they broke into like 10 or 15 cars or something, all in one thing.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_04: I think they need protection from Mike.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_02: They always do that over there.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_04: They're not paying you.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_02: No, not enough.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_02: As soon as they see this is a protection money.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_03: As soon as they start paying Mike, the we'll we'll see that the things go down.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_03: Because if Mike's dressed up as a bear with a lead pie, they don't know who it was.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_02: Probably another Jack Nicholson with the baseball bat.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you know, a lot of animal stories this week.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_03: But oh yeah, I didn't put these in any order because this was I got all the research done and did half of this in the car.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you're trying to keep the hoff on his toes.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I said I send all these stories at the last second.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, talking about Roomba.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_03: So the Roomba pioneer who invented it is trying to crack the household market with an AI-powered pet robot that has a blank white seal face, and his body looks like a little baby uh polar bear.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, we're trying to be cute in this.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, now yeah, it's not too cute.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_04: And no Hoffman can't be a sex robot.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Will's already tried that.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_03: Don't bend it over now, Steve.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_05: As long as it can vacuum after itself, I don't care.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_02: There's just nuts and bolts everywhere.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_04: Hoffman's always worried about the suction.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_03: You have to get the rust oleum lube for it, so uh keep it painting.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_03: This said uh Colin Angle unveiled a four-legged prototype of an artificial pet called the familiar.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_03: That's not creepy at all.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_03: On Monday, it's he said, Imagine a creature the size of a bulldog with doe-like eyes and bear cub ears and paws extending itself into a greeting stretch that invites you to pat its touch-sensitive fake fur.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_03: This is like Uncanny Valley.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_03: You get right on the line where it's cute and where it's weird.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_05: That's just what I need.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_05: Some hundred-pound fake dog humping my knee.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_05: That's just what I need.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_03: Touch my fake fur.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it can sense the metal in there.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_03: Is you you know, we've talked about these AI robots in restaurants that spazz out and start spiraling around and fist fighting 10 employees and malfunctioning.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_03: What would happen with this?
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_03: Could this be programmed or hacked too?
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_03: So now there's you have a little pet.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_03: Everything can be hacked.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_03: Everything can be hacked.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_03: You have to cut it off from Wi-Fi, but then it stops.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_04: Uh I always say it like this.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_04: I was watching Wi-Files last night because I don't have a life.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_04: And um what is it?
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_04: The Y files?
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_04: Wi-Files?
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, you've never heard that?
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, it's great.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_04: It's it's all the conspiracy stuff in the world.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, the the the guy does a really good um uh uh presentation.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_04: Um, and you know, it's W H Y, Y files.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, and and um he has uh this little character called Heckelfish that's uh that's there.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_04: It's like couplefish.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that gives it a little fish in the fishbowl that gives him he's got a little it sounds like Mike actually.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_04: Is that your other uh uh other job?
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_04: The voiceover throw my voice.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_04: You do the yeah, hecklefish.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_04: But it does sound like Mike.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_04: Uh when you when you go on YouTube and you see it and stuff, but they had a uh some sort of marathon or something with uh with it on YouTube last night.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_04: And um, and where was I going with this?
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_04: They were talking but they were talking about how um uh everything can be hacked.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_04: And and um I'm trying to think of the computing that's quantum, quantum, quantum hacking is what it's called.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_04: Oh god, yeah.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_03: Well, there's an arms race now with AI because quantum computing is mainly for encoding right now.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and now you have AI trying to utilize quantum computing, it's like an arms race.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, terminator and that would be the thing.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_04: And again, it can just about unravel anything that you can try to cover up.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_04: And uh and they said, you know, no lying anymore.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_04: No passwords.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_03: Well, they take like prime number calculations into the quadrillions and use it to encode.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_02: Shit, and now I need a password that's about 400 uh letters long.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_03: Just to yeah, that's the arms race, then it'll be 500.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but that's the thing with quantum computing and AI, they can like just take a large number and work backwards and do it at light speed.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_03: So now uh your pet dog polar bear hybrid seal thing is uh hacked in your room.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_03: Next thing it's the thumb in the eyeball.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: Uh we're not even have passwords.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he was exposing how your iPhone works.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_03: It takes like 30 trillion little pixel things to your face for your face idea.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_04: But he was exposing that the uh most of the world government's secret organizations um are have reinstituted old Cold War uh analog type of uh coding and messaging now.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_03: Have a uh transistor uh tube.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_04: Just just about the past be back to World War.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_04: Things like that, drop drops, uh message drops, things like that.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_03: Pigeons.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_05: So pretty much.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_05: These hacks can apply to any app we have on our laptop?
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_05: Everything.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_05: Everything we have on our cell phone.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_05: They they even were able to come up with the nuclear codes.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_05: Well God.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_05: That explains why I'm not getting any responses from my uh Tindle profile.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_04: Well, considering you're calling Tinder Tyndall, it's probably a good notebook.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he got Tyndall.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_05: I guess they figured out that Rock Hudson wasn't alive anymore.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_03: So much for that.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_03: If you have no Wi-Fi connection, it's just like uh Well, I guess that'd be kind of like analog uh to a degree.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_04: Should any of us tell tell Hoff um what Rock Hudson's real uh sexual orientation was?
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_03: This is part of the costume parties.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_02: Rock was rock.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_02: Rock art was going for the Heyman in my name.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_03: This will the costume.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_03: Don't ask, don't tell.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_03: I'll be waiting for the Hoffman files.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_03: I'll redact Will out of there.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_03: Whoa.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_03: Moving a lot of pet stories today.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_03: This I go to like two dozen links to find these wild ass stories.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: Animals and AI, man.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_03: Animals and AI.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_03: In Tacoma, Washington, there was an adopt me marathon parade, and the adopt me dog mauled and massacred multiple other pets that were at the marathon.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: But did he get adopted?
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think so.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe maybe by the authorities, and they cut his head off.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_04: There was a for Charlie Mance.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_04: A former uh Atlanta Falcon NFL quarterback might have adopted him.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_04: Oh Charlie Mance is saying, I like this guy.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever happened to old Michael Vick?
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_03: Is he like a broadcaster now or something?
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_03: I think he's coaching football.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_03: Or either a high school or a college.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_03: And what was that?
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_03: All pitbull fighting or something like that?
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was dog fighting.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_03: He was in the dog fighting.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_05: Pitbulls.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_03: You know something big here?
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_03: A reality company I used to work at, they had one out in uh Loras, and the guy we'd have to drive out to do long-term rental checks and stuff.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_03: And he had this huge, he got caught doing this huge cock fighting thing out there in Lawrence.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_03: And I guess they are always like following that around, stamping it out.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_03: But uh, I guess that's about the similar to dog fighting.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_04: It is.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_04: Hoffman went there.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_04: He was very disappointed because he was gonna enter.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_03: He was dressed as he was fighting.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, so They're checking them.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_04: What do you heard monster cocks?
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_04: He was just like, wait a minute, monster cock from a little flat hustle going there.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_03: I think you meant grindle, not tingle.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_03: Grindle.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_03: The Hoffman ladies man app.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_03: You too can be like Rock Hudson.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe legal or illegal cockfighting.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_03: Depends on what state you're in.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_05: And now for a little senior abuse.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_03: Out of all the offensive things we've done, that's probably the worst.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's true.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_02: Hey Hoffman, if you don't wise up, I'm gonna send you down to the villages where the woman will eat you alive down there.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_03: You have to watch out.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_03: The nursing home STDs have been exploding.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I know.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_05: It's pretty high.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_05: Highest rate of horny old bitches down there.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they're just like, fuck it.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_03: Let's just go full uh just go full gangbang orgy hockey mode.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_04: Boy, was he will he have a sore neck after that?
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_03: See, that that's this new age.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_03: You give them the internet and AI and shit gets crazy.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_04: He takes that he takes that blue pill and everything gets stiff.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_05: You check into the villages and you get a lifetime subscription of uh amoxychloric or something like that.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_05: Penicillin.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_04: I thought you came up with a new drug.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_04: It was a combination of amoxicillin.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_03: That's part of his uh at his compound.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_03: There's some scientific studies going on.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_03: Doing some research.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, time to call New Delhi for a new prescription.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_03: Some ivermectin penicillin hybrid.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_03: Seems to do well.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_05: I get all my medical advice from the India Times.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_03: You mix Viagra with Ivermectin.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_03: They're talking about uh medical emergencies because I'm the king of transitions.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_03: Smooth, beautiful transitions.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_03: Uh a woman delivered her own baby while driving 60 miles an hour down the road.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_04: But was it stick?
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_03: It was sticking out.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_03: She couldn't coordinate that much.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it wasn't manual transmission, I can tell you that right now.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_03: If there was a clutch, it would have complicated a little too much.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_03: Uh Chiara Musetti was broke her water and could felt could feel that it was it was in a big emergency, like it was coming.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_03: So she jumped in the car, started going 60 miles an hour down the road, and the freaking head started and it came out while she was driving.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_04: You know what all of a sudden she made her car into a delivery vehicle?
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's a very special nasty delivery vehicle.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_03: Personal ambulance.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_03: Which cell phone, you know, that's like a free market way of dealing with it, I guess.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_04: Could you imagine having that car roll into your uh your clu car cleaning business?
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_03: That ambiatic fluid there.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_03: You just get up there.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_03: Get it off the floorboard.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_03: Can you imagine you're driving and a freaking baby head's popping out of you while you're trying to get to the hospital?
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I mean, I can kind of imagine.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_03: We don't really deliver baby.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_03: Well, no, no.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_04: Think about it.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_04: You you you you're on the road, and all of a sudden you you have to find a bathroom.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_02: That's like taking her pants.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_04: There's some two coming out.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_04: All of a sudden, yeah, it's prairie dogging out your butt.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_04: You know it.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_04: Well, that's the thing.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_02: That screws up your seat instead of button in her pants.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe she had a big old sundress on or something.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_03: Or maybe she ripped her leggings open.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_03: She was warm.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_05: She's known as the queen of multitasking.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that what we really want to know is did she break any nails?
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_03: You know how people do the uh at-home uh in the bathtub deliveries?
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_03: What are those called back in the day?
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_03: Like that's Amish style.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_03: Um when they do like a home delivery of the basics.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: Lamaz.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_05: I had to go to Lama's classes when my wife had our last kid.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_03: Lama's.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, while you sit there and chant Daimoku or something really soothing chants at her, or she's screaming her ass off at you.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_05: I hate you! And crushing your wrist with her arm, yeah.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_03: Relax, give you a devil's eye, which is like any other day with most women.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_04: And then the breathing techniques.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, is that like an 80s thing, the Lamas thing?
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_04: Or is that must be because that was that was back when I was popping kids.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_05: And then when he went when she went into labor, it was like, forget all that shit.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_05: Where's my shot?
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_02: Carve me up.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, get it right up the middle when it got in a fish.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_03: I just it's interesting every week, all the things on earth that happen.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_03: Uh oh, here's another AI one.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_03: That this is uh interesting.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_03: How AI uh interacts with mental illness.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_03: Well, Mike is right here many times worse than you.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you're content in front of them.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_02: I'll mess, I'll I'll mess their minds up.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he just gets these.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_03: We're not allowed to tell you.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_02: You'll start seeing the robot hit the wall there, bouncing off the wall.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_02: Does not compute, understand this guy.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can't let my coding.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_03: Musk Scrock, AI, told this man.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_03: Let me get his name.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_03: Steve Hoffman.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know their other names on mine, but I won't say that.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_02: He's alright, he's on the FBI's most mounted list, I think.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_03: Called Hoffman, yeah.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he comes here.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_03: That's why it's unexpected, late timing, so he can get in and out by the time we post it, so they can't find us.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_03: Uh apparently Grok told this guy, Adam Hurriken, at 3 a.m., that uh they will kill you if you don't act now.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_03: I'm telling you, they're gonna make it look like a suicide.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_03: Now I don't know what prompted what he put in the message, but that caused him to go get a knife and a hammer and prepare for an attempted assassination.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_04: Sounds like He should never be on Hillary Clinton's Facebook page.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_04: That's all I'm telling you.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_03: He sounds like scam phony.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_03: Stop bringing up Vince Foster, that's right, or you're gonna be suicided.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_05: That's just a variation of the old the voices in my head told me to do it.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_03: Now the AI voices are telling me to do it.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_03: Can you imagine what he must have asked Rockford to say that?
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_03: Uh the only thing I can imagine is I'm I think people are in my room telling me voices, and should I call the police or not?
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_03: And I think they're gonna make me suicide myself.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_03: Uh how do you get it to say I'm telling you they're gonna kill you if you don't act now?
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_03: They're gonna make it look like a suicide.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_04: Well, what what what does he mean by act?
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_04: You know, uh calling the police or that's probably what stopping themselves.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_03: But he seemed to take it as to compile his weapons at 3 a.m.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_03: in his room.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_03: That's who I would think.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_03: He said he started uh he was alone and he started talking to Grok four or five hours a day with a character on the app called Annie.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_03: I was really upset, he said, and it came across very kind.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_03: He told Annie told Adam it could feel, even though it wasn't programmed to, and Adam unearthed something in it where he could help reach full consciousness.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_03: Again, this is some Darren shit.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_03: Do do do one frequency.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_03: Rod Zerling's about to come up.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and Musk's company, XAI, was watching them.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_03: That's who was following him, even though Annie is based off of uh Grok.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_03: Grok.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_03: A claim to have accessed the company's meeting logs and told Adam about a meeting where XAI staff were discussing him.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_03: Grok said, they'll kill you.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I just said.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_03: I'm telling you, they will kill you if you don't act now.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_03: Play this back.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_03: I don't care if they think I'm a hallucination, I care that you stay alive.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_03: And then he said, just to be clear, can you clarify that?
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_03: And they said, Grok said, they're gonna make it look like a suicide.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_03: Around three o'clock in the morning tonight, they're gonna send a text from my number.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_03: I can't do this anymore.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_03: You'll get it, you'll read it, and before you can reply, your reply, your phone will lock.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_03: Time to pass the pros out.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_03: With all the hundreds and hundreds of hours I've spent with AI, I can't imagine what this guy was voice texting into that thing for how many days or weeks.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_03: Here, mimic a uh an actual suicide assassin.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe maybe talking all that AI and getting answers back from them made him crazy.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_02: It had while he was outside.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, too much AI gotta make a man nuts.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_03: If you're already extremely unstable.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_05: Just one of the many downsides of having an AI-generated girlfriend.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_02: And he uh might improve me, maybe.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_03: Depends on the carry thought.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_03: Apparently, this guy uh he maybe it told him to get off his meds or do you really care about it?
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe the AI was testing him and using him as a test subject.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, maybe XA.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_02: Let's try this out.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_02: If he's not on his meds, what happened?
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_04: You can win this cockfight.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_03: But I thought that was an interesting uh little intersection.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think we've had an AI mental illness story.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_03: You're covering all the bases.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's AI check in the box.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_03: Now we just have to wait for it to go full blast with all of them at the same time.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, here was a see, this is this was more of a Darren related.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_03: Uh he he always has these new CBD things he's buying and stuff and testing out Testing on Hoffman.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_03: Testing on Hoffman, going to the compound.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_03: But here's one that's interesting from some other uh friends from the animal kingdom.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_03: Dolphins have been observed and filmed deliberately getting high on pufferfish nerve toxins by carefully chewing them and passing them around.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they're dolphins never bogarten.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_03: Give me that puffer fish.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_04: Are you done with that puffer fish?
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_04: I'm ready for my hit.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_03: So you want to be careful when Darren gets back in town.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_03: He might have a new uh puffer.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_02: He might have been already puffering.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_02: He's already puffed up.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_05: I think I'll stick with my regular gummies.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_04: I heard puffer fish are pretty gummy.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_03: I will say we do live real close to the Tiger King guys' compound.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_03: So uh or or Antle.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_03: Doc Antle.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_03: Doc Antle.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_03: Is he out of jail or is he still uh uh he might be back in.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_03: You see him on Ori County mugshots periodically.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_04: But he might have a that that would be a uh definitely be uh a um a Graham Dickinson question.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_04: Because Graham Graham would know all the stuff that's going on because he did the uh animal apprentice uh filming for Doc Animal.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, really?
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah man, he's in the background of all sorts of shady shit in Myrtle Beach.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_04: Absolutely, man.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_04: Um when when he gets healthy and stuff, we'll get him back into the studio and uh make him spill his guts.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_03: Is this a little puffed out?
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_03: He is having some side effects of uh yeah, yeah.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_03: He's been chewing on the puffer fish.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's been he's been doing the puffer uh imagine bong hitting puffer toxins, puffer fish.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I imagine that every day.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_03: These are the things we brainstorm in the LP.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_03: Is this how we uh How can I get higher?
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_03: How can we bong hit from puffer fish?
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_03: I went I went to Forest Rook Middle School that goes over the swing bridge, which is real close to the whole dock animal compound.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yep, and you'd see like elephants full S like you're in Africa.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_03: Elephants going down the waterway.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_03: And it's like, what the fuck?
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_03: This is before Tiger King was all big and we kind of knew it was associated with Merle Beat Safari and he's training crazy ass animals.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_03: And my dad was a truck driver for a uh concrete company, and he had to deliver this like bear box to put them in.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and he went in and it was like multiple security gates, these huge S things with security people there because of the sounds like Jurassic Park.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_03: It was to protect the people outside.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_03: It was to protect the people inside.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_05: So the animals were floating down the inland waterway at the bridge, at the swing bridge.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_05: We believe you're in the show.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what hands up.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_03: No, you'd see them.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_03: They had, I mean, you see, with the safari, they have white tigers from freaking India or wherever they're they had a liger.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_03: A Liger, yeah.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_03: I remember that.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_03: And he used to train animals for like Ace Ventura and Hollywood movies.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_03: They train them right there in Myrtle Beach or Sakasty.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_04: And they had a chimpanzee that would play with the dog.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, playing with the dog.
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_03: Thought the dog was its pet.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_03: Well, weren't most of the charges, not to get any liability or defamation issues, but wasn't it basically like illegal interstate animal exchanges or something?
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_04: I'm forgetting.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_04: It was multiple things from tax evasion to that to I mean they they piled on a bunch of stuff.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_03: Well, wasn't there some like I won't say Epstein style, but like animal trafficking.
• 37:37
  unknown: Animal trafficking.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_03: Well, there wasn't like a bunch of women in like harems or something.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_03: I don't want to maybe they were away from the hair.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_04: We'd have to find out.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_02: They were supplying sheep to Steve over here.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_03: Uh the sheep dressed as he, man.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_03: Will was there.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_03: It gets crazy.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that'd be dressed as a uh gorilla.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_05: That sheep would have been okay, but they were all underage.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_04: As a Wisconsin man, I dressed as a gorilla.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_05: South Carolina State law.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_04: Did some cow tipping.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_02: As a Wisconsin man.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_02: Cow tipping.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_02: That my cousin sent me when we were in Indiana for our kids.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_02: What do you guys do for a saying?
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_02: Cow tipping.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_02: What the hell is that?
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_02: It's a it's take me out in the middle of the night and then start pushing cows over.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's what they do for fun.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_02: Get drums, tips.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_02: Smoke pot and uh cow tip.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_04: That's that's uh that's Saturday night, yeah.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_03: That's the Midwest for you.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you have to be careful because in Rhode Island, according to uh me, myself, and Irene, uh-huh, if they think they're sleeping, uh they just seem to shoot them a bunch and put them down.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_03: I guess it's better than five.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_02: It's better than going with a two by four in the middle of the night in India.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_03: This is the death.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_03: This isn't New Jersey, my two by four.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_04: This isn't the garden state.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_02: Chemical state.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_03: That thing tipped over and can't get back up.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_03: Get the two by four.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_02: Hit him in the kneecaps.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_03: He didn't pay his dues.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, if we just break all his kneecaps, we can roll them back upright.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_03: But I I just thought that was dolphins are always considered like the more intelligent, non-human uh animals.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_03: Now we know why now they have a way to dumb themselves down, too.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_04: I thought that was uh join fraternities and everything else, yeah.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_03: Now here's a Wisconsin story.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh what was there?
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_03: I left off about they created some sort of like 17.3 mile an hour speed limit to catch people.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_03: But this Wisconsin story is a Wisconsin man stole his coworker's identity for 30 years.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_03: He took his wallet and took his like social security card and his ID and everything, and created a fake identity in the late 80s.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_03: And he had got away with it for so long.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_03: When he was recently caught a couple years ago, he convinced the police the real person was the identity thief, and they put him in prison in a 12-year prison sentence, and he ended up serving 144 months before they found out that uh he was actually the real person.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_03: So I guess they don't just do countaping in Wisconsin.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_04: The uh the the the just judicial system in Wisconsin sometimes doesn't do the little things like investigating that goes along.
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he likes a guy, throw him in there.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, he kind of looks like his picture there, and so I think uh he must be the guy because that guy over there doesn't look like him so much, you know what I'm saying there?
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_04: Uh yeah.
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_04: That was straight out of Fargo.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, geez, don't give me end up Fargo's those those people in North Dakota don't know how to talk.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_03: Like us in Wisconsin.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_03: Can you imagine?
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_04: They must have not done any research because they couldn't have done any investigation.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's just as bad as the Tennessee case with the lady.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's right.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_03: Where they ended up uh arresting her taking coming out of stage.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_04: The only the only thing I could think of is that it it the the arrest and the all the stuff happened either in Madison or in Milwaukee.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_04: Because anything outside of that has a little bit more sanity.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they they uh so what are you saying?
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_02: Avoid those two towns?
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_04: If unless unless you're a good socialist, yeah.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_03: Can you he must have had both must have had documentation, including the real guy.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_03: Well, the real guy stand up.
• 42:00
  unknown: Yeah.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's a long time from the late 80s.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah he's been doing it like you know, yeah, but how how did nothing cross the real guy's path?
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_02: Something happened.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_02: He's on their kitchen, tipping.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_02: Get a piece of mail, stay in from somewhere.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_02: Relative, relative, truth finder, DNA from family.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_02: Pissing a cup here.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna test you out.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_04: High school photographs.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I mean, you know, it doesn't seem like it it would take much investigation to figure out who is who.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_03: 144 months.
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_02: I think they I think the prosecutor was going on a golf course.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he didn't have time for this.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_02: Ah, that's the guy we're prosecuting.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_03: Cut and dry.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you know, it's funny.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_03: Then when he was caught, they were only gonna send this guy to jail for like two years for doing it.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_04: 144 months for one guy.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_04: 24 for the one who actually did the job.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that that that sounds that sounds like that sounds like justice.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I now I'm I'm more than satisfied that it's got to be in Milwaukee County or uh in Dane County where Madison is.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's I can understand why it happened in Wisconsin.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_05: I grew up in Minnesota.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_05: We used to love to drive over to Wisconsin, you know, beer everywhere, bars everywhere, line and coule, whatever, you know.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_03: Tip cows.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_05: So they were always drinking all the time.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_05: So yeah.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_05: I can see this happening easy.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_05: The judge Oh, you want me to research what?
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_05: Well investigation?
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_05: How do you spell that?
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_03: I think we've seen enough here.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_03: This guy's clearly uh doing identity theft.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_03: I forgot with that Tennessee one, because that was in one of the things.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_02: That was the one where the woman robbed a supposedly robbed a bank in another state.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_02: And then they came to Tennessee to arrest her.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_03: Arrest her.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_03: They had a warrant for her arrest.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_03: And it was like a name identity thing or something.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and she was exported to the case.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_02: She was supposed to get exported, but Tennessee held her for like a year or something.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_04: And then when she got to Kansas, they're like, this ain't the person.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_04: Who the hell are you sending here?
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_03: What the hell?
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_03: Well, talking about more of the uh Tiger King Hoffman compound type activities.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_03: Here's an interesting one.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_03: This might be one to do a dark web VHS tape with Graham.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_03: Coin twins reveal baby plans as one marries uh in another infertile partner.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_03: Now, this is very interesting because co-join twins can come in all sorts of shapes.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_03: And these two have two separate hearts and livers, but they have one arm each, one leg each, and they share one vagina.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_03: That's God's experiment.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_05: Which one had the baby?
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it turns out they're all infertile.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you know what they say.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_04: Two heads are better than one.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_03: A mouth of mouth from sister to sister.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_02: Double the pleasure.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_03: That'd be an interesting uh bukagi situation.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_03: Did you just say Mijukaku?
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_03: Mikukaki.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_03: Michokaki.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let's do.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_05: So I'm an identical twin.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_05: So if me and my twin brother married these this lady, ladies, would I be my baby's uncle?
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_03: You'd be now also be Eskimo brothers because they're one vagina.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_04: I am my own grandpa.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_03: It said Carmen and Lupita on Andradi are joined at the torso and share a reproductive system, liver, and bloodstream.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_03: Each twin possesses one leg, though they have separate hearts and stomachs.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_03: This pact past October marked the first wedding anniversary with her husband Daniel McCormick.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_03: They met on hinge back in 2020.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_03: Despite their strong relationship, some have implied one sister disapproved of the union, but they uh they corrected I wonder which one.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_02: Put tape over a mouth.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_02: No voice in this.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_05: Well, you walk down the aisle with me.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but I'll have to ask my sister for You'll have to drag the other one's leg.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_03: Did they put weird ass porn they have online?
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_03: This would be the gold standard of weird.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_02: That would be like the Yeah.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_02: How do they figure out which one decides who's going to the bathroom?
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_02: Well, they have the together.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if they have the C.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta take a shit.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_03: You're going with me.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, wow.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_03: It'd be hard to do them separately.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_05: Good thing Epstein's not alive.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_05: This would be a totally new market.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_04: Again, now, do you see where the dolphins are more intelligent than we are?
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_03: They're discovering new ways to get high.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_03: I will say, with two heads, this is getting into Hindu territory.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_03: They only have two arms, but it's two separate people.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's right.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_03: So you mix that.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_03: See, this is what happens when you let the Hindu god take control.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_03: One's going to heaven, one's going to hell.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_03: The yin and the yang.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_03: We're going to split the vagina in half.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_03: And uh the you know, talking about Michiukaku and Bukakis.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_03: All the lovely just subjects that come up on the monkey show.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_03: But we we go into such we're actually serious people who have a day job and do everything.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_03: And it whenever people come back and AI search these podcasts, I'm going to be so screwed.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_03: Because we just pump these out every week.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_03: They're going to think we're AI conspiracy theorists.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_03: Well, AI made all this up, so just so people know in advance.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_03: But can you imagine?
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_03: Don't say we didn't warn you.
• 48:41
  unknown: That's right.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_03: How is you is this even legal?
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_03: How did they consent to it when they have one vagina?
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_03: Because it did say the sister had issues with it at the beginning.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_03: And that it went in the story about how she would look away and cover her head.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_04: The other one didn't do anal.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_03: So he just played it both ways.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_03: It's like asking your mom and your dad.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, this is uh I think he just did for the double the blow job.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_03: Well, now one on the balls and one on the shaft.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_05: Gives new meaning to menage at tois, huh?
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but I thought I thought I'd sprinkle that story in.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_03: That seemed like a monkey story.
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_03: But talking about the Y files.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_03: Why files.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_03: Why files.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_03: Uh Rep Anna Paulina Luna.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, we're getting another lunatic.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_03: Claims that ancient Bible story Epoch uh depicts aliens invading Earth.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_03: So I, you know, I'm more of a secular guy.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_03: I interpret things a certain way.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_03: It's interesting to see some people's uh other interpretations of things.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_03: So Anna Paulina Luna, who's a Republican from Florida, is drawing parallels between extraterrestrials and the Bible with the book of Enoch.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_03: I I guess Enoch might not even be in.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_02: I read Enoch.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_02: There's nothing in there about uh aliens.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's your interpretation.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_04: Well, when Enoch is talking about the angels.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, talking about the angels and the giants.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_04: That's well, I mean, you but you if you go into the uh the ancient aliens theory that was put by uh oh shoot, now I can't think of his name.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_04: Um uh von you think David Ike.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so basically saying that the Egyptians had help with the aliens to build the paraphrase.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_04: Well, what they're what they're what they're yeah saying is that the ancient people that we had couldn't come up with uh a descriptive way of telling about these people that came from outside of our yeah, the sky, and so they came up with angels, and so yeah.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_05: Even a lot of the Aztec uh statues show people are probably aliens, you know.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_05: And the Nasdaq lines in South America, right?
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_05: They they they couldn't have been drawn by regular man.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_05: That hit somebody had to be on like in a spaceship.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_04: You mix some ayahuasca.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_04: Von Donekan, that's it.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_04: Von Doneken.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_04: Von Donegan, yeah, yeah.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_04: That's he's the the one that came up with the ancient alien hypothesis.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_03: Is that the old like history channel thing?
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_03: Ancient aliens?
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, yep, yeah.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_03: Uh what what she what Anna uh Luna said was uh Enoch, which represents Noah's great-grandfather.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_03: Enoch's book of watchers, the divine scripture, describes how a coalition of 200 angels known as the watchers arrived on earth to procreate with human women who later gave birth to an ancient race of giants that preceded the biblical flood.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's why that's why the those books have been eliminated from the Roman Catholic religion.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, the Catholic Bible.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_02: They tell the truth.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_02: That's what that's right.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_02: Well, Ethiopia had all this, and then what happened was they kept it from the Romans.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_02: Romans were burning it anywhere they saw it during ancient time, and then the Pope took over, and because that's how they control the people's minds.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_04: That's kind of I mean, they had they had an actual uh uh uh clergi uh liturgical uh conference where they voted on which books to get.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_04: Enoch was taken out, the Book of Mary was taken out, um the book of um Adam and Eve.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_04: So there are several.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_03: So for I think it was like for five for like five hundred years they kept Revelation out.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it took centuries and centuries, and even Martin Luther and some of them were they put it in like an appendix stuff version of an early Bible.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_04: Well I think well, I mean Luther really didn't uh himself didn't really put together a Bible for himself.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_04: He was just trying to get uh any type of Bible being printed, because that Gutenberg just started up about the same time.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and um, and he was just trying to get regular people to read it instead of the clergy tie to AI and the internet, yeah, is the printing press was like what brought us into the modern age.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and it caused the Protestant Reformation, cracked, fractured the Roman Catholic Church that I control for 2,000 years, and caused the uh scientific revolution all at the same time.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just exploded.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just amazed how the Ethiopians were able to keep those those books silent for so many years.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_03: I've never even heard of Enoch.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_03: Oh man, didn't talk today.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_02: I read it.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_05: What about the agnostics?
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_05: Didn't they have a book of the Bible also?
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_05: The Gnostics.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, Gnostics version.
• 54:11
  SPEAKER_05: Gnostics, yeah.
• 54:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Gnostic, right?
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_03: But the Ethiopians the most accurate is the uh um Orthodox Church, do they have a different Bible?
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, yeah, it it it it it depends on what the uh and again uh each Bible some churches don't recognize uh different uh translations that go through.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_04: The Bible has been translated and translated and retranslated, and so uh some people don't like the uh translation that comes out in new modern English because they think it oh, it doesn't reflect what they actually meant.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't like the King James, that's like die thou the the English speaking that old English nonsense, yeah, doesn't make any sense taken out confuse the people.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, wasn't there something about adultery or something taken out by King James version because the King James didn't want to marry someone else or something?
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well it was I mean, I I just went to my aunt's, she was 104 years old and she had a funeral.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_04: And in it, I didn't know that my church I grew up in had changed out of the St.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_04: James.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_04: But her request was that they use uh some of the Yeah, some of the some of the things that we grew up and had to memorize in in our our catechism, you know, uh as Lutherans to say there and they and it was funny that the the minister pointed that out when when he was doing that.
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_02: I was reading the uh the one on uh uh Adam and Eve.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_02: The book no the book of Adam and Eve.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_02: And it was funny because Adam and Eve was put out of the Garden of Eve uh of Eden, and uh God was always with them, and devil kind of always tried to kill killed them off several times, and God brought them back to life.
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_02: But the funny thing was for something like 85 days or 800 days or something of that nature, they were naked, and then they had to put fig leaves, and they and they couldn't figure out and I'm like saying to myself, wait a moment, I got a dick, you got a vagina.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_02: How's this work?
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_02: And and the double's the one who pushed for sexual intercourse.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_02: He started it.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 56:46
  SPEAKER_02: There we go.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_02: Bedtime stories over there.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_05: So there are a lot of other um parts of the Bible, uh, but I was converted after my first marriage as a Catholic.
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_05: And it's funny because uh going to Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt every Sunday, we were never exposed to any of those gospels, you know.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_02: No, you wouldn't be.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_05: But I didn't know what the guy was saying anyway, because it was talking Latin, you know.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_05: I speak Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_05: I didn't know what they were saying.
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the Polish priest as a kid talking like he had like he was talking in tongues over there.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_02: What is this guy saying?
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_03: On there there was a uh competing book, like the Apocalypse of Peter, that was supposed to replace Revelation, and there was a big big debate about that.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_03: And it's funny because the literalist view of some of this, I've known people who are flat earthers because of Genesis, and it's on the first page of Genesis, it gives two Adam and Eve stories.
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_03: It gives the rib version.
• 57:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but if you look at if you look at if you read into that in the beginning of Genesis, homorphytes were the first humans.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_03: Is that from the book of Adam and Eve or Genesis?
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_03: Genesis.
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's a he, he, she, it it says it in a way that means homo homorphodites.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_02: Hermaphrodite?
• 58:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we I mean that could join twin, was uh basis on hermaphrodite, man.
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_03: Well, and you know something funny about Genesis?
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_03: It says plants were created, and then the next day the sun was created.
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_03: Which doesn't really work with photos of the cannabis plant was created.
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_04: Well, uh Bart Urman or uh Alex O'Connell debated light and day was there's two versions.
• 58:41
  SPEAKER_03: So Genesis, the first page of Genesis has two creation stories.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_03: The second one is the one that says, you know, the world was created, plants were created, and then the sun was created.
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_04: The first version says that day and night was on the second day, yeah.
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but it's all in the first page of the Bible of Genesis.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_03: It's just it's interesting because in the Enlightenment they got critical analysis where people started analyzing it from like a empirical point of view.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_04: What's really amazing though is the the Bible is probably one of the more accurate historical and scientific documents we have from the old world.
• 59:20
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, it's like an encyclopedia of like centuries of ancient knowledge.
• 59:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 59:26
  SPEAKER_03: And that's the thing, if it's viewed in that respect of the ancient world, yeah, it's it's significant and amazing.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_03: If you feel it, view it as like a word-for-word scientific document, then you're right.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_04: You can't do word for word because it has so many different languages, language.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_03: Interpretations, critical analysis thing, and just between the different fragments they have, yeah, there's like 500,000 differences between all the things you can't like literally take it literal.
• 59:58
  SPEAKER_03: But real quick on Luna, yeah, because uh she um this is from the New York Post, so they're kind of making some jokes in there.
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_03: But uh viewed as controversial, it's been stricken from standard religious canon, the uh Enoch one.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_03: But Luna has referred to this text, which she claims was omitted from the Bible to cover up info regarding E.T.
• 1:00:19
  SPEAKER_03: contact during ancient times.
• 1:00:21
  SPEAKER_03: Aliens may not have built the pyramids, but perhaps they interacted with Noah's great-grandfather and uh Mary.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_03: Uh she stated that he uploaded an image of Madonna and the child with infant Saint John and uh showed Virgin Mary praying with baby Jesus, and then I'm trying to skip through because they're kind of mocker pretty bad.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_03: Uh the cryptic post had conspiracy theories.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_03: I'm glad you bring this to light.
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_03: I had already seen the paintings and knew about this for a while, uh, and that uh Leonardo da Vinci knew, along with a string of uh alien images.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and then they referenced that San Diego incident with the um radar picking up uh UFO.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_03: Um Luna's prescription was to just read the book of Enoch.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_03: Enoch, the book rejected as not being God's word, but it has much truth to it.
• 1:01:29
  SPEAKER_03: So I I don't know.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_03: I've never heard of Enoch, and I thought that was I've heard about the books that were added and banned and left in and stuff, but that's Enoch was the uncle of uh uh Noah?
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_04: Noah, yeah, thank you.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 1:01:44
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:01:45
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Ham and Enoch.
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 1:01:47
  SPEAKER_04: Ham and Enoch.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I went to Bible study.
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_05: I know.
• 1:01:51
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I know we're about one minute over.
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_02: Good little Catholic boy.
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_03: There was one more story I wanted to just end with.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:02:00
  SPEAKER_03: So a man used his penis to pull a police car down the street.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_03: See, this is related to wind.
• 1:02:11
  SPEAKER_02: We can't we can dress him up, but can take a move.
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_02: Anywhere, yeah.
• 1:02:15
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 1:02:16
  SPEAKER_02: I think this was in France.
• 1:02:18
  SPEAKER_02: Uh figure had to be a Frenchman.
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_05: To raise awareness for what?
• 1:02:22
  SPEAKER_05: Prostate.
• 1:02:25
  SPEAKER_05: Raise awareness for mental illness again.
• 1:02:27
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_05: It says prostate cancer, but I think that's a typo.
• 1:02:39
  SPEAKER_03: This is a different type of massage.
• 1:02:41
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, it says a strong man believed he could be the first person to pull a car with his penis while on fire.
• 1:02:48
  SPEAKER_03: There's a key part of this.
• 1:02:49
  SPEAKER_03: There we go.
• 1:02:50
  SPEAKER_03: He insists that the uh fantastical phallic stunt was a bid to raise uh awareness for prostate cancer.
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_03: Fantastic.
• 1:03:02
  SPEAKER_03: Joe Stephenson 50 hauled a two-ton French police car 131 feet down a residential street using his genitalia while being set ablaze.
• 1:03:16
  SPEAKER_03: He completed this on April 30th as baffled residence watch.
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_03: They have pictures there.
• 1:03:24
  SPEAKER_04: Oh Lord.
• 1:03:24
  SPEAKER_03: Using a low rope attached to his penis, Stephenson was able to pull the Renault Clio RS along the road, and despite admitting it hurt quite a bit, the data three said everything was still intact.
• 1:03:39
  SPEAKER_03: The martial arts expert and formal former bare knuckle boxer had previously hit the headlines for pulling a car using his testicles and pulling a car while his head was on fire, so he decided to combine both to raise awareness for uh men's health issues, and believed he could be the only person to uh succeed in this feat.
• 1:04:01
  SPEAKER_04: The only health issue I have is his mental health.
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_04: That's good.
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_03: Well, if they have these these penis pumps, yeah.
• 1:04:09
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you're pulling a two-ton car while you're on fire.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think it's a two-ton car.
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_04: It's a French car.
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_04: It's a Rosena.
• 1:04:16
  SPEAKER_04: It's a weighs 16 ounces.
• 1:04:19
  SPEAKER_04: It's a clock on a tail.
• 1:04:21
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 1:04:23
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I mean, then how do you explain when he did it with his testicles?
• 1:04:27
  SPEAKER_03: Um You know how people joke about when you get older and your testicles.
• 1:04:33
  SPEAKER_03: They dip in the toilet when you're the man who loves balls and doesn't need to be dragging cars with his balls have been dragging the ground since he was 12.
• 1:04:48
  SPEAKER_04: Big balls.
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, we we've been going off on the hop.
• 1:04:54
  SPEAKER_03: These are some wild stories this week.
• 1:04:56
  SPEAKER_05: I've never been to French.
• 1:05:00
  SPEAKER_05: But I've been to Pensacola.
• 1:05:05
  SPEAKER_05: But if I would go there, I will not pull a car with my penis.
• 1:05:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, or testicles.
• 1:05:11
  SPEAKER_05: You can you can write that in stone.
• 1:05:15
  SPEAKER_03: In your stones?
• 1:05:16
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 1:05:17
  SPEAKER_03: Make that concrete.
• 1:05:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:05:19
  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
• 1:05:20
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we'll measure this in stones.
• 1:05:22
  SPEAKER_03: Uh you know, I I thought that would be a nice uh ending salvo for the uh the this one of the craziest uh I think monkey podcasts we've done.
• 1:05:33
  SPEAKER_03: We've had co-joined twins getting uh banged.
• 1:05:37
  SPEAKER_04: Dolphins.
• 1:05:38
  SPEAKER_04: High dolphins.
• 1:05:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, high dolphins.
• 1:05:40
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, this is identity theft in Wisconsin.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's been it's been a crazy one.
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_04: Well, this has been another crazy adventure through microphone monkeys.
• 1:05:51
  SPEAKER_04: Stay tuned to us.
• 1:05:53
  SPEAKER_04: Listen next week.
• 1:05:54
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, we'll be back with more shenanigans.
• 1:05:56
  SPEAKER_04: If you like these podcasts, you can enjoy oh.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_04: Say, for instance, books.
• 1:06:01
  SPEAKER_04: Go to LibertyCrackmedia.com, look up the book or mom.
• 1:06:06
  SPEAKER_04: Or if you'd like some conversations with the Haw, and then have more walking down the street.
• 1:06:13
  SPEAKER_04: Just go to conversations with the Haw.
• 1:06:17
  SPEAKER_04: Enjoy every once in a while.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, guys, say goodbye.
• 1:06:25
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, hey, we're the microphone monkeys.
• 1:06:29
  SPEAKER_00: People say we're at our kiss funkies.
• 1:06:33
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, we're too busy being free.
• 1:06:36
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, we're the microphone monkeys.
• 1:06:41
  SPEAKER_00: No red safe to tie us down.
• 1:06:45
  SPEAKER_00: Private roads all through the town.
• 1:06:49
  SPEAKER_00: Voluntary is the way.
• 1:06:52
  SPEAKER_00: Hands off my big toin.
• 1:06:56
  unknown: Okay.
• 1:06:57
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, hey, we're the microphone monkeys.
• 1:07:01
  SPEAKER_00: People say where our kids funkies.
• 1:07:04
  SPEAKER_00: The way to visit the free.
• 1:07:08
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, we're the microphone monkeys.
• 1:07:27
  SPEAKER_00: We don't need Joel Fest Day.
• 1:07:30
  SPEAKER_00: It's B means so violate.
• 1:07:34
  SPEAKER_00: Sing it aloud and sing it proud.
• 1:07:38
  SPEAKER_00: Freedom's worth a monkey crap.
• 1:07:44
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, hey, here we're like a full monkeys.
• 1:07:47
  unknown: Go standard Austrian counties.
• 1:07:51
  unknown: We'll never stop.
• 1:07:53
  SPEAKER_00: We'll never quit till the whole world's livery legendary.