Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Sleepless in Stuttgart

Transcript

Phone Tap: Sleepless in Stuttgart · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: away dot com or call.
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y away. We're in the home
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: stretch to Valentines and if you've somehow managed to book
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: a reservation at a romantic Italian restaurant the day of Wow,
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: consider yourself luckys ago, unless that restaurant is the same one.
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: Are helpful? Resident German. Hans Gluber, a German working at
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: a romantic Italian restaurant, confusing. This should be interesting. I
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: wonder what he wants in your phone? Tap right now.
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: An Hello, Hello, This is Hans Glooba from Italian restaurant.
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: Am I speaking bits of keys?
• 1:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah? This is Keith. How can I help you?
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: Sorry? I'm saying keys, but they cannot say very well
• 1:07
  Speaker 3: because my accent. Your name is keys, like I'm going
• 1:09
  Speaker 3: to know you.
• 1:11
  Speaker 4: You're like Keith like k e I t h oh okay.
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: I was saying keys, but it is keyscardy okay, I
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: see you having the reservations at our restaurant for Valentine's Day.
• 1:23
  Speaker 4: Yes, sir, I'm excited, man, one of my favorite places
• 1:26
  Speaker 4: to go.
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: Ooh and in the north here I will say this
• 1:29
  Speaker 3: quiet list so no one is hearing. But it says
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: you're hoping to be proposing to your freudlan.
• 1:34
  Speaker 4: Nope, nope, not hoping. I am going to get engaged.
• 1:37
  Speaker 4: I'm excited about that.
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: Oh vulderabar Oh, I am loving that energy. But can
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: I let you in on a little secret, like.
• 1:45
  Speaker 4: What you guys are gonna do something special for us?
• 1:48
  Speaker 3: I would consider this very special for you. You see,
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: I do work at this Italian place, but I also
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: work as the finest German restaurant in the entire city,
• 1:58
  Speaker 3: maybe even an involved on time.
• 2:02
  Speaker 4: Okay, so what does this have to.
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: Do with me though, Well, here is an Italian restaurant.
• 2:06
  Speaker 3: It's very basic. Or I have a limp noodle, I'm
• 2:09
  Speaker 3: going to slurp and maybe have a bread, the boring
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: but on German restaurant. Oh now we are speaking the
• 2:18
  Speaker 3: language of the lovers.
• 2:20
  Speaker 4: So you're saying you don't want me to go to
• 2:21
  Speaker 4: the Italian restaurant.
• 2:23
  Speaker 3: Well, of course I am not outright saying that, because
• 2:25
  Speaker 3: that it would be against the employee handbook here, I
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: would get in trouble. I would never say that. But yes,
• 2:31
  Speaker 3: you should leave.
• 2:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know about that, man. It's kind of weird,
• 2:36
  Speaker 4: especially you working at one restaurant trying to get me
• 2:38
  Speaker 4: go to another.
• 2:39
  Speaker 3: Well, I should show you how much better one as
• 2:41
  Speaker 3: the restaurants he is. And have you ever known how
• 2:44
  Speaker 3: romantic German people are? We are a very loving bunch.
• 2:48
  Speaker 4: Nah, I've never met a romantic German person ever.
• 2:51
  Speaker 3: You're telling me you've never seen the famous German movie
• 2:54
  Speaker 3: sleep lesson strut.
• 2:55
  Speaker 4: God, I've never seen that movie.
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 2:59
  Speaker 3: No, everyone has seen some movie two lovers meeting over
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: strudel and then one that's taken to prison for falsifying
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: secrets to the other and then relays the information to
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: the KGB do slip blessing strutcard.
• 3:10
  Speaker 4: Dude, that's not a sexy movie.
• 3:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, you must watch it? Are you kidding me? You
• 3:14
  Speaker 3: know how much of this sexy time I had after
• 3:16
  Speaker 3: watching that movie? Okay, can you guess VI's a sleepless.
• 3:20
  Speaker 4: Because he's in prison?
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: Well, yes, but he's also still making love not by choice.
• 3:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not I'm not interested in a German prison
• 3:29
  Speaker 4: love movie. I don't even know why we're talking about
• 3:31
  Speaker 4: this and doing this over the phone.
• 3:33
  Speaker 3: Well, in Germany, a prison love is the highest form
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: of love and romance. But you know it's different.
• 3:37
  Speaker 4: Cultures, dude, what the hell are you talking about?
• 3:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, never mind, Look, if you really want to do
• 3:43
  Speaker 3: the proposal at the Italian restaurant, I would love to
• 3:46
  Speaker 3: hear about it.
• 3:48
  Speaker 4: Well, got a little dinner, right, and then German black
• 3:52
  Speaker 4: got some candlelight, German I got chocolate, I got flowers,
• 3:56
  Speaker 4: and I'm gonna have the ring deliver in the flute
• 3:59
  Speaker 4: of champagn Oh.
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, I mean that's very basic. Again, I mean you
• 4:05
  Speaker 3: could do it that way. But think about this, if
• 4:07
  Speaker 3: you were in a gum in restaurant instead of a
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: tiny champagne float, imagine a ring floating in a seventy
• 4:14
  Speaker 3: to ounds steel stein and she must drink the entire
• 4:18
  Speaker 3: steinings and she proposes to you as this tradition.
• 4:21
  Speaker 4: Man, it's not wrong with you.
• 4:22
  Speaker 3: Plus, it is a proof of tolerance. You would like
• 4:25
  Speaker 3: a strong woman who can pound the bills.
• 4:28
  Speaker 4: Look, man, i gotta go. Oh me and my lady
• 4:30
  Speaker 4: both black Italian. We're just gonna do the Italian restaurant.
• 4:33
  Speaker 4: We don't want German. Dude.
• 4:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, I was not prepared to do this, but I
• 4:37
  Speaker 3: will pull out all of these toppings for you. Okay,
• 4:40
  Speaker 3: I am going to give you one free strew the cake.
• 4:43
  Speaker 4: Nah Man, I make it to myself.
• 4:45
  Speaker 3: I can put a little blue pill in it.
• 4:47
  Speaker 4: If you like. Hey, man, just chill. I told you
• 4:50
  Speaker 4: I don't want your reservation. I'm gonna do it my way.
• 4:53
  Speaker 4: We're going to the Italian restaurant. That's it.
• 4:55
  Speaker 3: Well, fine, you can keep your reservation. But now I'm
• 4:58
  Speaker 3: mad at you. Just know if you see me, Okay,
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: I'm mad me and your friend Nae Son who set
• 5:02
  Speaker 3: you up for a prank phone call. You're going to
• 5:04
  Speaker 3: be pouting all night.
• 5:06
  Speaker 4: Did you say, Nathan, how do you know my boy? Nathan?
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: Oh? You mean your best friend, because he's the one
• 5:10
  Speaker 3: who set you up for this prank phone call.
• 5:12
  Speaker 4: This is actually right. I knew this. I knew this
• 5:14
  Speaker 4: was so stupid.
• 5:16
  Speaker 3: I could tell you new a little bit. Man. My
• 5:17
  Speaker 3: name's all from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
• 5:20
  Speaker 3: the Morning. We just did a phone tap on.
• 5:21
  Speaker 4: You and the crazy thing is I was gonna ask
• 5:24
  Speaker 4: this so to be my best man.
• 5:26
  Speaker 3: Oh I would love to be your best man. Oh
• 5:28
  Speaker 3: my god, not making more sensing. Yeah, okay, well I
• 5:34
  Speaker 3: was thinking, you know, best man, maybe movie Night You
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: or me sleeplessens through God.
• 5:39
  Speaker 4: No, I'm cool that movie probably on tub
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: We every morning was the fun tap weekday mornings on
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the morning