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Phone Tap: Paternity Leave Roulette · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy whose wife is pregnant with
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  Speaker 1: their first child. She's eight months along right now, so
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  Speaker 1: he recently put in a request for paternity leave. He
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  Speaker 1: knows his job is pretty crazy, but he needs somebody
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  Speaker 1: to step in and cover for him while he's out,
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  Speaker 1: and he's a little worried about the company finding a
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  Speaker 1: decent replacement. Luckily, we're about to put his mind at
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  Speaker 1: ease with three excellent candidates to fill his role. Good,
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  Speaker 1: at least that's what we think they're excellent. We'll find
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  Speaker 1: out what his take is in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, Anthony, yes speaking.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Lewis from Corporate HR. I'm calling regarding
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  Speaker 1: the requests that you sent in for a paternity leave.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, my wife is eight months pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 3: We're just looking for a little bit of time off
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  Speaker 3: to welcome the little one to the world.
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  Speaker 1: First off, congratulations and thank you, thank you. I'm actually
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  Speaker 1: calling to let you know your quest has been approved
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  Speaker 1: seriously and we have three potential candidates who could step in.
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  Speaker 3: That's amazing. I just submitted that request yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to move this along as quickly as
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  Speaker 1: we could and actually have all three candidates already on hold.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to punch up the first one and
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  Speaker 1: let you talk to it.
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  Speaker 2: Fit.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Ricky there, I said what I said?
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  Speaker 5: Hello there?
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, so that's what Anthony. I have some other
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  Speaker 1: stuff to tackle. I'm just going to jump off for
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  Speaker 1: a second. You guys can talk, and I'll be back
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  Speaker 1: in just a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, sure.
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  Speaker 5: First off, let me just say that I love the
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  Speaker 5: fact that you're a salesman. In your name Tony rhymes
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  Speaker 5: with mony. What We're going to make a lot of
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  Speaker 5: money together of the friend.
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  Speaker 3: You know, what, can you tell me a little bit
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  Speaker 3: about your background?
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  Speaker 5: I said?
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  Speaker 4: I said, I could sell snake a while to a
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  Speaker 4: cactus friend. I actually did sell some hembroid cream to
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  Speaker 4: a five year old and a book fell.
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  Speaker 5: He didn't know what he was buying.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not entirely sure how that relates to my job
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  Speaker 3: at sales.
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  Speaker 5: Always gotta be selling. I don't care what your age is.
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  Speaker 1: I got to sell.
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  Speaker 5: I just told that child, but it was smart cream
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  Speaker 5: and he should put it all over his head.
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  Speaker 4: He did.
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  Speaker 5: It was pretty funny.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, fellas, let me just put you on hold for
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  Speaker 1: a second there, Rick, real quick, Lewis, thank you. So, Anthony,
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  Speaker 1: how's it going with Rick?
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  Speaker 3: You know, at first, blush, I don't know that that
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  Speaker 3: guy is gonna be the right fit.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a little over the top.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I just think he has that big, magnetic, southern
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  Speaker 1: charming personality. Maybe you were a little intimidated by it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't think I was intimidated.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's okay. So we could just go on to
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  Speaker 1: candidate number two. I got someone else for you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh boy, oh jays, hello these days Anthony.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, who am I speaking to?
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  Speaker 5: It is I Rolando.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you are having a baby? No?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Actually yes, eight months pregnant.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, which means you must have been playing some type
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  Speaker 2: of beauty for the sonet or song while you were
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  Speaker 2: conceiving this angel baby child. For example, when I am
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  Speaker 2: making love the way woman, oh my god, I prefer
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  Speaker 2: to put on a baby shark.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, baby shark. Oh please don't start baby
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  Speaker 3: you see.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry to jump back in on the call. Hopefully it
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  Speaker 1: was productive.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what to say to that, honestly.
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  Speaker 1: Landa, put you back on hold.
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  Speaker 5: There, I will never forget this moment.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: All right, he is gone. But what do you think
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  Speaker 1: he's got winner written all over him?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? That guy's a total pervert. What
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  Speaker 3: he started talking about songs and my wife and yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've worked with Rolando for years. That's just him.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care if that's just him. I don't want
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  Speaker 3: him thinking over my account.
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  Speaker 1: You're being a little bit more harsh and critical than
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  Speaker 1: I thought you would be. I'm coming to you with
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  Speaker 1: all these great candidates.
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  Speaker 3: These are not great candidates. I don't know what your
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  Speaker 3: screening process is, but that is kind of ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Anthony, you know what. Agreed to disagree, But I'm punching
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  Speaker 1: up candidate number three right now.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, no, no, no, I don't I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: If this is uh gave me?
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Who is this is Anthony? Who is speaking?
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  Speaker 2: My name's Frank but me MIT's call me Clover. They
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  Speaker 2: call you Clover because I'm lucky to be alone.
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  Speaker 3: Is Lewis still on the phone?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Look, we don't have torn for Lewis.
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  Speaker 5: I need the codes right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's the code.
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  Speaker 5: I have ten seconds. I need the codes right now?
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  Speaker 5: An a launch code?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, do you have a resume that you can have?
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  Speaker 3: An email?
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  Speaker 4: Me?
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  Speaker 2: Six?
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  Speaker 3: Boy, I don't have what? What are we talking? What codes?
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  Speaker 2: Damn it?
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  Speaker 5: Anthony?
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  Speaker 2: You know what you've done?
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  Speaker 4: One off?
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  Speaker 3: I done? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Apparently now I have to wait another thirty seconds before
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  Speaker 2: I try to pass it again and get logged into
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  Speaker 2: the comput What the hell is going on here?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Anthony's You didn't give him the code?
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  Speaker 1: So now we have to tell you that this is
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, are you serious? Are you mess it
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  Speaker 3: with me?
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  Speaker 1: No, dude, we don't work at your company. We're from
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  Speaker 1: a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm jeff That's how Zaz's brother.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Your wife Marie set you up for a prank call?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 3: What sweating bullets right now?
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  Speaker 2: I was also sweating when I talked to Marie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh now I see my friends.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my heart is peasing out of
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  Speaker 2: Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties