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Phone Tap: Too Ugly For Kevin Hart · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. We got
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  Speaker 1: an email the other day from a guy who wanted
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  Speaker 1: us to prank his wife because they're both huge fans
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  Speaker 1: of comedian Kevin Hart. Okay, oh, yeah, that's why the
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  Speaker 1: other day she surprised him with a pair of third
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  Speaker 1: row tickets to Kevin's fun. Isn't that nice? Yeah? What
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  Speaker 1: a great woman. Why would you want a breaker? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know how he's gonna surprise her. How he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: use me to give her a prank call that she'll
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  Speaker 1: remember for the rest of her life. It's your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: for Bianca. My name is Reginald Lewis. I'm calling from
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  Speaker 1: Heartbeat Entertainments the stand up Specials for Kevin Hart. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, yeah, great, you recently got tickets to a
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  Speaker 1: show that Kevin is doing in your city? Correct? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we did? Oh please tell me that it's not like
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  Speaker 1: sold out. Well, I mean it is sold out, but congratulations,
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  Speaker 1: you got the tickets like it's it's an awesome show.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have the best time ever. Yeah, third row,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, we saw that. That's actually part of
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  Speaker 1: the reason that we're calling everybody who sits up front.
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  Speaker 1: We just have to check. Um, you're okay with being
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  Speaker 1: videoed because there's gonna be cameras everywhere because he's doing
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  Speaker 1: a Netflix special that night. There's a good chance I
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  Speaker 1: cannot believe this. Well, here's the deal. Um, I hope
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  Speaker 1: I'm not being too invasive here, but I looked you
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  Speaker 1: up on social media and you have a husband named James,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm assuming that you're going to the show with
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  Speaker 1: your husband. Yes, he is almost as big a fan
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  Speaker 1: as I am. Okay, maybe it's I I don't know that.
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  Speaker 1: That's great. Um, we will have to move James down
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  Speaker 1: the road though, just about five or six seats over.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean, well, just so that he's out
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  Speaker 1: of the camera area more in the shadows of the theater. Wait, okay,
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  Speaker 1: what why? Well, Kevin wants the best connection with the people,
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  Speaker 1: but I want to sit with my husband, Sure, but
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  Speaker 1: Kevin doesn't want that. Wait, so Kevin saw my Instagram
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  Speaker 1: and like, I don't I'm happily married. Oh no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's not like that. Kevin is happily married too. This
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  Speaker 1: is for a completely different reason. Well then I don't understand,
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  Speaker 1: because he bought these tickets. Okay, Well, if your husband
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  Speaker 1: refuses to move, we'll be forced to put someone six
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  Speaker 1: foot seven or taller in the seat directly in front
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  Speaker 1: of him. Yeah, why we don't worry about the Why.
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  Speaker 1: The beauty of Kevin Harden I mean, just hear me out.
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  Speaker 1: The beauty of a Kevin Hart show is you don't
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  Speaker 1: even really have to see it. Your husband could just
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  Speaker 1: close his eyes and still enjoy the whole thing. Why
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't he be allowed just seve the stage? I don't
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  Speaker 1: get this. It doesn't compute. I'm trying to be as
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  Speaker 1: polite as I can here, but the camera is going
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  Speaker 1: to be focused a lot on audience reaction. And you know, Kevin,
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  Speaker 1: he's just he's used to having a good looking audience.
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  Speaker 1: So what are you saying that you've looked at my
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  Speaker 1: husband's Instagram and you don't think my husband is attractive?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to put I would never say anything
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  Speaker 1: like that out loud. Well, it's pretty much what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: But we're look, I'm in the entertainment business, and we
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  Speaker 1: really have to focus on what works for us. For
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  Speaker 1: your information, my husband is not ugly. He is a
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  Speaker 1: very handsome, respectable man, and you're treating him like some
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  Speaker 1: circus an them all. Oh, a circus. That's not a
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  Speaker 1: bad idea. If he'd like tickets to the circus, we'd
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  Speaker 1: be more than happy to compensate your husband for his troubles.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, row in the circus. We can get
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  Speaker 1: him for you. That's not the point. And if Kevin
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  Speaker 1: Hart is behind that, then I don't want to go
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  Speaker 1: to his show. Oh perfect, Absolutely not. Actually, that's great.
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  Speaker 1: That solves all my problems. So you're cool if I
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  Speaker 1: just refund you the price of the tickets and we
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  Speaker 1: call it good. I want to speak to whoever is
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  Speaker 1: above you, you're supervisor, whatever. The person above me, well,
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  Speaker 1: that would be your husband, James. He's in charge. He's
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  Speaker 1: the one who set you up for this prank phone call,
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  Speaker 1: so I have to defer to him. God, oh my god. Yeah, Bianca,
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  Speaker 1: you're actually on the radio right now my name is
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  Speaker 1: jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap. Your husband, James is the one who
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  Speaker 1: set you up. He said you bought Kevin Hart tickets
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  Speaker 1: in the third row for his birthday and he thought
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  Speaker 1: we could mess with you Kevin Hart style. I like,
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Hart is calling my husband ugly. I mean not ugly,
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  Speaker 1: just not camera worthy. Oh my god, the special is
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  Speaker 1: going to be an HD. You gotta think of that
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