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Phone Tap PODCAST: Beauty Rats · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And what happens if
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  Speaker 1: you're married and you both wake up one morning, walk
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  Speaker 1: downstairs to have breakfast and there's a big, hairy, gnarly
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  Speaker 1: rat munching on food under your dining room table. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my wife kill it, yea, because it would scream and
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  Speaker 1: get up on top of a chair. Literally. That actually
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  Speaker 1: happened recently, and both people took a very different course
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  Speaker 1: of action because the wife wanted to call an exterminator, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but the husband immediately wanted to call us to prank her. Yeah. Now,
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  Speaker 1: apparently the rat that they saw was real, like he
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  Speaker 1: didn't plan a fake one. But the all that Brook's
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  Speaker 1: about to make is going to take it to the
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  Speaker 1: next level. So it's your brand new phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello. Hello, my name is Teresa. I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: from Beauty. I'm looking to speak with Lizzie. This is her.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hi Lizzie. I hope your day is going fabulous. Um, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty good. Great. I was just calling because I
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  Speaker 1: saw on your account that you recently ordered a fragrance
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  Speaker 1: from our risque line I did. Yeah, okay, have you
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  Speaker 1: received the package? Yeah? All right, I'm hoping you haven't
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  Speaker 1: used it yet. Um. Yeah, well I don't understand. Why
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't I have used it? Well, turns out that specific
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  Speaker 1: fragrance you purchased from us came from a bad batch,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, they did everything to try to recall it,
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  Speaker 1: but some of it got through the store and was
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  Speaker 1: sold before we could stop it. Oh my god, what's
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  Speaker 1: wrong with it? Apparently, when the fragrance is applied, it
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  Speaker 1: can produce pheromones that attract rodents. So you heard me? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I heard you. What does that mean? You mean? What
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  Speaker 1: a rodents? Because I had to look that up too.
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  Speaker 1: They're like rats and myself. Yeah, I got that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: real clear on that. I don't understand. How what do
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  Speaker 1: you like? I don't understand? H Yeah, So I don't
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  Speaker 1: know all the scientific details about it or how it
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  Speaker 1: works like that, you know, I just do beauty, but
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  Speaker 1: it just does. Okay, but I actually have rats? Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: you do, yea. My husband and I thought one under
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  Speaker 1: our breakfast table yesterday morning, and I wanted him could
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  Speaker 1: call the exterminator, and he said that he was going
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  Speaker 1: to handle it. Oh my gosh, it's all because if
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  Speaker 1: you're perfume, I don't, I don't even I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know what to say. Oh, I am so sorry. I
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  Speaker 1: am just so sorry. I just need to know how
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  Speaker 1: many days have you been using it? Were your four?
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  Speaker 1: I think, oh wow, that's a lot more than the
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  Speaker 1: other women that I talked to. I'm freaking out right now.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? The only other person I spoke
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  Speaker 1: to that had used it for three days she found
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  Speaker 1: out a family of rats had already created a nest
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  Speaker 1: in her crawl space. Oh this cannot be happening. I
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  Speaker 1: can't stand wrote it. I can't. I can't stand rats
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  Speaker 1: or mice or any of those things. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: want a gerbil in my house. I don't think it
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  Speaker 1: works on gerbils. I think you're safe there. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I was kidding. Okay, what? Oh okay? So I am
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  Speaker 1: sorry about the news, but you should definitely dispose of
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  Speaker 1: the perfume, but at a state mandated hazardous waste area.
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  Speaker 1: I mean if you can, oh and definitely call the exterminator.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you think, Yeah, I'm definitely gonna do that. Thank you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good idea. I do have one more thing. I really
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  Speaker 1: don't want to talk about this anymore. A handful of
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  Speaker 1: people who use the fragrance did have their skin turn
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  Speaker 1: green and after a few days. But it's only for
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  Speaker 1: a couple of days. Yeah. Wait, I'm sorry there's skin
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  Speaker 1: turns green? What are you talking about? Oh? But good news,
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  Speaker 1: it goes away. I mean it goes back to normal.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like maybe three or four days of green. Yea,
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  Speaker 1: my skin is gonna turn green? I mean maybe maybe not.
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  Speaker 1: Only forty five percent of users had experienced that. That
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  Speaker 1: is a lot. Forty five percent is a lot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but we are so sorry this happened, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: we want to make this right. I'm sorry, how are
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  Speaker 1: you going to make this right? Apparently rats are going
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  Speaker 1: to be running around my house and I'm gonna end
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  Speaker 1: up looking like the wicked talking witch. Yeah, gets sorry
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  Speaker 1: about that. But for your trouble, we are willing to
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  Speaker 1: give you a fifteen percent off discount on any gift
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  Speaker 1: card purchase over two hundred and fifty dollars. Yea, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know. No, I would never buy from you again ever,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm going to tell all of my friends to
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  Speaker 1: never order from you again. We'll make sure to also
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  Speaker 1: tell your husband Mike not to order from us either. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: how do you know my husband an order from you,
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  Speaker 1: because he's the one that came up with this phone break.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually broke from Brook of Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. Please tell me
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  Speaker 1: that this really is a joke and I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: turn green. Veriously, You're not gonna turn green. Yeah, your
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  Speaker 1: husband told us that you guys did really see a
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  Speaker 1: rat in your kitchen yesterday. We total, we did, like,
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  Speaker 1: we totally. He said, you're a super freaked out, but
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  Speaker 1: don't worry. He caught the rat. Oh my god, he
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  Speaker 1: hadn't told you yet. See good news. Yes, that's very
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  Speaker 1: good news. It is not really great news for him,
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  Speaker 1: because I think I'm gonna have to kill him. God,
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  Speaker 1: wake up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties point five