Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap PODCAST: Flirty Apparel
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- 0:17Speaker 1: month on the twenties. I'm moving ninety five. Thank you
- 0:23Speaker 1: for calling Peril. This is Brittany. How can I help you? Hey, Brittany,
- 0:28Speaker 1: how's it going? I'm well, how can I help you? Well,
- 0:32Speaker 1: my name is Rob Stumps and I just got a
- 0:34Speaker 1: big promotion at work and I need a wardrobe upgrade.
- 0:38Speaker 1: Oh wow, congratulations, that's fantastic. Thanks thanks a lot, absolutely
- 0:45Speaker 1: powered executive on the phone here, Oh an executive. I
- 0:49Speaker 1: like that. I like that too. So I'm wondering if
- 0:53Speaker 1: you might be the goal to help me out. Sure? Sure,
- 0:56Speaker 1: So does this have to be more business than a
- 0:59Speaker 1: little more dressed or a little bit of this, a
- 1:01Speaker 1: little bit of that. I should note that I've got
- 1:04Speaker 1: pretty big feet, so I'm hoping you have some size
- 1:06Speaker 1: fourteens in the house. Oh wow, size fourteens as are
- 1:11Speaker 1: big well, depending on the style we may have to
- 1:14Speaker 1: specially order those, but it just depends on what style.
- 1:18Speaker 1: You know that you were looking for, no problem. I
- 1:21Speaker 1: mean when you got feet as big as mine. You're
- 1:23Speaker 1: used to that. You know what they say about a
- 1:25Speaker 1: size fourteen foot, don't you? I think I do? Lucky?
- 1:31Speaker 1: You're right? Yeah? Yeah, really lucky me. Aren't you a
- 1:35Speaker 1: smart one? I hope you don't mind me saying this,
- 1:38Speaker 1: but you actually sound really cute. Well you don't sound
- 1:42Speaker 1: so bad yourself? Oh I'm bad? Oh yeah, yeah, bad
- 1:48Speaker 1: addressing myself. That's why I need your help. Wow, I
- 1:51Speaker 1: can totally help you out in that area. What did
- 1:54Speaker 1: you say your name was? Again? My name is Rob. Rob.
- 1:58Speaker 1: That's a cute name. Oh yeah, thanks Britt. Yeah, you
- 2:05Speaker 1: have your time today. You think you could fit me in? Oh?
- 2:10Speaker 1: I can totally fit you in today. All right? If
- 2:13Speaker 1: you want to come down to the store, you can
- 2:15Speaker 1: try some things on, you can take some things off.
- 2:20Speaker 1: Are we still talking about clothes here? M maybe? Okay,
- 2:28Speaker 1: I may need to get some other measurements from you first.
- 2:32Speaker 1: We're looking for any jackets or maybe some nice pair Yeah, yeah,
- 2:36Speaker 1: I mean I want it all everything you have to offer. Well,
- 2:41Speaker 1: I do have it all. So Rob, tell me how
- 2:45Speaker 1: tall are you? Oh? I could tell you, but it
- 2:48Speaker 1: might be more fun if you guess. Oh okay, well
- 2:52Speaker 1: I guess with the size fourteen shoe and your voice
- 2:55Speaker 1: does sound very deep and masculine. Yeah, I'm gonna guess
- 3:00Speaker 1: that you are a tall glass of water at six
- 3:03Speaker 1: four six four close. I'm actually four foot six. Okay, Row,
- 3:11Speaker 1: are you so funny? You're funny, but I am serious.
- 3:14Speaker 1: I'm very short. I'm more like five foot, but I
- 3:16Speaker 1: do have very large feet. Oh okay, um, well that's
- 3:22Speaker 1: all right. I kind of like that you do. Thank you.
- 3:28Speaker 1: You're bad. You're bad. You are Rob Bread. So do
- 3:36Speaker 1: you have any ties? So I will need some ties.
- 3:39Speaker 1: We have a lot of ties. Are you looking to
- 3:42Speaker 1: get tied up? Raw? God? Well, I do need some
- 3:46Speaker 1: formal wear for sure. I can get that for you.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Do you need any underwear? Oh? Wow, you are bad?
- 3:57Speaker 1: I mean I can be. I just like to make
- 4:00Speaker 1: sure that all my customers are completely satisfied. Is that right.
- 4:05Speaker 1: I'm a very handsome aunt helper. If you buy from me,
- 4:10Speaker 1: you will not be disappointed, trust me not. You know.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Maybe I'll buy some clothes from you and then after
- 4:18Speaker 1: we could go out for a drink. Oh okay, well
- 4:22Speaker 1: that could work. I'm kind of already a little tipsy,
- 4:25Speaker 1: a little drunk. What maybe I had a few mimosas
- 4:30Speaker 1: for breakfast this morning? Promised not to report me to
- 4:35Speaker 1: my manager, Rob. I just hope your manager. Don listen
- 4:39Speaker 1: to the radio. The radio, what is that up to
- 4:42Speaker 1: do with it? It's a joke. And your co worker
- 4:46Speaker 1: Lana set you up. Wait what Yeah, she said that
- 4:50Speaker 1: you're always very flirty with your mail customers, and she
- 4:53Speaker 1: wanted to see if I could creep you out. Oh
- 4:56Speaker 1: my god, No, yeah, really no, I think you creeped
- 5:01Speaker 1: me out. Oh my god. Why? She was right, You're
- 5:06Speaker 1: definitely flirty. I mean I do have the highest cells
- 5:11Speaker 1: every month, so it's working. Yeah, I guess. But aren't
- 5:17Speaker 1: you really drunk? Well? Week up every morning with funk
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