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Phone Tap: Your Horn Sucks · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Today we call a guy who dropped off his car
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  Speaker 2: for annual maintenance at his local Lata body shop. He
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  Speaker 2: thinks he's going to get it back at the end
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  Speaker 2: of the day, but we're gonna tell him, Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 2: not gonna happen.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure he's going to be super cheerful about that.
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  Speaker 2: Jose thinks the reason is completely legitimate. Oh, it is
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  Speaker 2: because the pitch and tone of his car horn is
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  Speaker 2: slightly off by point zero zero one decibels.
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  Speaker 3: I mean way off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and while that might not sound bad to us,
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  Speaker 2: to a trained ear of someone who went to horn school,
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  Speaker 2: it's a disasterating to happen in your phone.
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  Speaker 4: Tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Another on the twenties. Hello, Hey, this is Kurt from
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  Speaker 3: Adam's autobody. Am I speaking to Mike?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it's Mike.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got your Honda a cord here. Just finished
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  Speaker 3: changing out your brake pads, oil filter, a few other things.
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  Speaker 4: Cool.
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  Speaker 3: Cool, But I do need to call because I think
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  Speaker 3: we need to keep her overnight.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, maybe over the weekend. I found a potentially serious
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  Speaker 3: issue here, Like what, well, see what you think? All right?
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  Speaker 3: You hear that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? The horn?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Here, we have another Honda accord in here. This
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  Speaker 3: is what it's supposed.
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  Speaker 4: To sound like. That sounds exactly the same, it doesn't You.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't hear the difference there?
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  Speaker 4: Not really?
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  Speaker 3: Now well here, let me do it again one second.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it wasn't a loud enough. That's your car, okay,
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  Speaker 3: and this is what it's supposed to sound like. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: now that we're on the same page, let's schedule a pickup.
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  Speaker 4: We're not on the same page. I don't understand what's
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  Speaker 4: going on here. That sounded like the second horn was
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  Speaker 4: maybe a little louder.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Listen, I did three years at autobody college and
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  Speaker 3: I'm minored in horns. So this is my specialty. Yours
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  Speaker 3: is jacked up, man, and not in a good way.
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  Speaker 4: It's a horn, like, as long as it's making some
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  Speaker 4: kind of sound, and I could hear it that's really
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  Speaker 4: all that matters.
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  Speaker 3: So look, I can't let you take the car in
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  Speaker 3: good conscious with a horn like this. Listen to it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that that is a safety issue.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care. They need my car like you can't
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  Speaker 4: just keep it.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine an emergency situation, right, there's an ambulance behind you.
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  Speaker 3: You have to get out of the way, and then
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna play this.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like the same sound, dude, like you played
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  Speaker 4: me the exact same noise of a horn. Do you
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  Speaker 4: realize that that's not no.
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  Speaker 3: I am worried about you and your safety, so.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not worrying about me. It's a horn.
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  Speaker 3: Once we get it to how it's supposed to sound,
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  Speaker 3: then you will get your car back.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds how it's supposed to sound. Let it go.
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  Speaker 4: I'm coming to.
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  Speaker 3: Be getting Look, I don't expect your pedestrian ears to
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  Speaker 3: catch it. But let me play this for you again.
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  Speaker 3: Remember I am the expert. Keep dude, Okay, that's your car.
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  Speaker 4: That is. It's not going to change my opinion of it.
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  Speaker 3: You are frustrating me. Do you remember I'm minored. Oh
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  Speaker 3: you're frustrating horns.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Look, this is obviously you tryna rip me off,
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  Speaker 4: get more money out of me from my car so
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  Speaker 4: you can keep it overnight. No, I need the car back.
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  Speaker 3: I'm used to dealing with high end, fancy cars. Now
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  Speaker 3: that's my car. Now that is a class?
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  Speaker 4: Are you as some kind of absolute.
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  Speaker 3: Look you have a horn? Can we can we just.
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  Speaker 4: Admit that you can even take the horn out of
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  Speaker 4: my car? I don't give it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, then what are you gonna do? Smart? As you
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  Speaker 3: see a guy parallel parking the wrong way, what are
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  Speaker 3: you gonna do? Wave at him and whistle?
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  Speaker 4: Do you yell at all of your customers like this?
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  Speaker 4: Like this is pathetic customer service. I hope you know that.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm tired of hearing about this horn.
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  Speaker 3: I'm done with you good. I am tired of explaining
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  Speaker 3: the intrick thank God of the horn game to you.
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  Speaker 3: They call me Horny Hornerson for a reason.
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  Speaker 4: That's the dumbest nickname I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 3: You know what? Ron said? You were gonna be like this,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm tired of it.
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  Speaker 4: Ron said, what what hold on? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Your best friend Ron?
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  Speaker 4: Ron?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, the iron I guess we could call dies, he said,
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  Speaker 3: you up, man, this is a prank phone call. My
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  Speaker 3: name's he'll say. From the show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the Morning.
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  Speaker 4: Holy, I knew this was like too dumb to be real.
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  Speaker 3: He said. You've been looking forward to a big date
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  Speaker 3: this weekending. You needed your car back and you were
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  Speaker 3: worried they weren't going to be done with it at
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  Speaker 3: the shop.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, come on, though, now that you know, do
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  Speaker 3: you really think your date's gonna go? Well, if you
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  Speaker 3: show up in a car something like this, you can
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  Speaker 3: borrow my car, buddy, and then get all the tail
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  Speaker 3: you'd like.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I can hear them putting their pants back on
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  Speaker 4: after hearing that.
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  Speaker 3: Jack Show's what they do to me too. It's pretty
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  Speaker 3: accurate there.
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  Speaker 4: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 4: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning