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Phone Tap PODCAST: New Company Dress Code · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Hello, this
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  Speaker 1: is Joel. Hey Joel, this is Bob Texbury from Corporate
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  Speaker 1: Human Resources. How are you doing today? Yeah, I'm doing good.
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  Speaker 1: How are you? I'm not too bad? So hey, the
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  Speaker 1: reason for my call today is that I'm reaching out
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  Speaker 1: to everybody in your office about our new dress code.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be sending out an email shortly. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay. Is it a lot different than the normal,
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  Speaker 1: like business casual thing. Well, no, it's still business casual.
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  Speaker 1: But as you know, as you know, our office is
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  Speaker 1: mostly male. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and we felt bad for
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  Speaker 1: the female employees, so we thought we would sort of
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  Speaker 1: level the playing field a little bit. So how are
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  Speaker 1: you guys going to do that? Well's actually it's a
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  Speaker 1: pretty fun thing that we're planning on doing twice a
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  Speaker 1: week on Tuesdays and Thursdays. We're doing skirts and heels. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: you mean like for like, all the women. No, I
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  Speaker 1: mean everybody in the office skirts and heels on Tuesdays
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  Speaker 1: and Thursdays. It's mandatory. Pretty cool, huh, I'm I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little I'm a little confused. So wait, you
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  Speaker 1: mean but not just for the women. No, everybody will
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  Speaker 1: be expected to wear skirts and high heels on Tuesdays
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  Speaker 1: and Thursdays, all of the employees. I'm sorry. So wait,
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  Speaker 1: why explay to me why you're doing this. Well, it's
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  Speaker 1: pretty simple. The company doesn't think it's fair that the
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  Speaker 1: ladies have to wear a certain attire that isn't as
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  Speaker 1: comfortable as what the men wear. So we thought it
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  Speaker 1: would be good for men to walk a mile in
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  Speaker 1: their shoes every Tuesday and Thursday. Maybe not a mile.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how much walking into the printer you do,
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  Speaker 1: but you know what I mean, that's ridiculous. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Well, I think it
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  Speaker 1: makes perfect sense. On Tuesdays and Thursdays, you will wear
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  Speaker 1: a skirt and high heels, and if you don't, you
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  Speaker 1: will be suspended. I'm suspended for not wearing high heeled
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  Speaker 1: And you've got to be kidding me. This is that's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: You can't. It's not just the high heels. And you're
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  Speaker 1: also going to be penalized if your legs are hairy
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  Speaker 1: or uncamped. What Yeah, so come on, that's just the
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  Speaker 1: most absolutely ridiculous thing, which is the only where I
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  Speaker 1: can think of, Like, you can't expect people to wear
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  Speaker 1: high heels and skirts and shave their legs. That's well,
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  Speaker 1: no one's gonna agree to do that. I can hear
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  Speaker 1: that you're a little bit upset, But don't worry. We
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  Speaker 1: are flexible. We are flexible on some things. Um, for example,
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  Speaker 1: the makeup. You can wear your own makeup if you'd like.
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  Speaker 1: We won't penalize you for that. When you can do
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  Speaker 1: it any way you want to. You just have to
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  Speaker 1: have some makeup on Wait a minute, this is a joke.
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  Speaker 1: I makeup, I shave my legs, wear heels and make
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  Speaker 1: up only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Yes, Oh, okay, only
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  Speaker 1: on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Yeah. Sure, there's got to be
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  Speaker 1: some law that it cannot be legal that you could
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  Speaker 1: force me and any of the guys in this office
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  Speaker 1: to dry like a woman to go to work. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the women in our office dressed like women to go
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  Speaker 1: to work. But they are women, but the whole wait,
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  Speaker 1: they're women. I'm not a woman. Have you ever worn
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  Speaker 1: a skirt before? One time five years ago for Halloween?
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  Speaker 1: But that was Halloween? You work, not every day? Right?
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  Speaker 1: And did it make you feel pretty? No? It didn't
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  Speaker 1: make me feel pretty. Jesus. I was dressed as like
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  Speaker 1: a naughty nurse. Pretty a naughty nurse. That's interesting. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's very interesting. What did you do that was
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  Speaker 1: so naughty? Okay? No, did you get somebody a naughty
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  Speaker 1: little sponge bath? Or maybe you forgot to calibrate the defibrillator.
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  Speaker 1: That's a naughty nurse needs to be punished. Okay, not
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  Speaker 1: doing her job. You work for hr man, you can't
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  Speaker 1: talk to me like this. I actually don't work for
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  Speaker 1: HR so I can talk to you about being a
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  Speaker 1: naughty nurse all day. What are you talking about? What
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  Speaker 1: is going on? It's a prank phone call. Your brother
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  Speaker 1: Jess set you up. He said that you just started
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  Speaker 1: a new job and wanted to prank you at work.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you plays got me you. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to wear makeup and my legs. Well, yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: in office. Hello, dude, I think you guys were going
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  Speaker 1: to ask you what kind of like purst I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna wear match my shot. Well, not even nurses don't
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  Speaker 1: wear purses. I know that that's true, that