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Phone Tap: Naughty Librarian · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: to your phone tap. Is there any place more boring
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  Speaker 1: to work than at the public library in your city?
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  Speaker 1: I've never worked there, but I think librarians get really
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  Speaker 1: excited about what they do. Actually, I mean, sure, the
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  Speaker 1: books are interesting and the stories are great, But for
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  Speaker 1: the people that work there, I would imagine it gets
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  Speaker 1: pretty monotonous every day. Yeah, tell you go over and
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  Speaker 1: search the browser history of whoever is. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: about that, but that's why one listener wanted us to
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  Speaker 1: prank their coworker by having us call the library to
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  Speaker 1: ask about renting a video from their collection. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking for a very particular type of video to help
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  Speaker 1: me out. Now, I had to change my voice for
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  Speaker 1: it to sound a little bit creepier. We'll see how
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  Speaker 1: they react in your brand new phone tap. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: the public library. This is Aaron, how might help you? Hi? Aaron.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Sophocles. My friends call me soft. I
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  Speaker 1: was hoping maybe you could help me with something. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: what can do for you? So? I have a really
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  Speaker 1: hot date tonight? Is this a joker? No? I really
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  Speaker 1: have a tender date tonight. And why are you calling
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  Speaker 1: a library back? Well, because here's what I'm thinking. I'm
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  Speaker 1: thinking we're going to come back to my place and
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  Speaker 1: then when that happens, I want to put on a movie.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm assuming you're calling because we read mobile viewser Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm hoping that I can get her in the
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  Speaker 1: mood with the movie, and I'm wondering if you might
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  Speaker 1: know a good one. We have a large amount of moon.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure I can help your situation, but I'll
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  Speaker 1: help you if I can. I guess. Can I just
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  Speaker 1: tell you the ones that I've tried before that didn't work,
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  Speaker 1: so you don't have to tell me these? Sure? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So a couple of weeks ago, I put on Fast
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  Speaker 1: and Furious Tokyo Drift. Okay, that's a pretty awful movie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it didn't work. I would imagine that. Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean she was furious and then she left fast.
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  Speaker 1: But that's it's not what I was going for. Fair enough, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I also tried the Ghostbusters remake. Is that the one
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  Speaker 1: with the girls. Yeah, I mean it was entertaining, but
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't want to make you take your clothes off
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  Speaker 1: and do stuff. I mean all right, So and then
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  Speaker 1: my biggest mistake you want to hear about the worst one? Sure?
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  Speaker 1: That was when I rented ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know he was in it until I
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  Speaker 1: put it in, So that was my bad. Yeah that
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  Speaker 1: sounds awful. Actually, total mood killer didn't get any action,
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  Speaker 1: no play. You're really bad at cooking movies. So well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's why I'm asking for your help. I would love
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  Speaker 1: any recommendation that's not a total bar killer. I tell you,
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  Speaker 1: who is the weirdest calling I will buy? So, uh,
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  Speaker 1: give me one second? This looking up here, all right?
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  Speaker 1: I kind of searched for you, like putting the sexy
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  Speaker 1: vibe thing on it. They're just trying to see if
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  Speaker 1: there's something that comes up. Yeah, really sweet. Yeah you
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  Speaker 1: may want to try. Probably heard of it, but cruel intentions.
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  Speaker 1: I heard it's kind of sexy. I'll be honest, I'm intrigued.
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  Speaker 1: Could you maybe tell me about it. I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: running out of time, but let me just give you
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  Speaker 1: this explanation it really quick. Okay, I'm ready. So that
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  Speaker 1: who was? Reese Witherspoon comes upon in Sebastian's deliciously diabological
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  Speaker 1: wager of sexual conquest? Oh my god, is this making
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  Speaker 1: you hot right now? No? No, So she intends to
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  Speaker 1: stay pure until she marries her boyfriend. However, Sebastian gets
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  Speaker 1: more than he bargained for as he attempts to woo
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  Speaker 1: and that do bad. So it's uh, oh, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: liking that one. Yeah, so it's incredibly hot. But I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not reading anymore. It's just getting odd. So you
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  Speaker 1: get the idea though, right, Oh I get more than
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  Speaker 1: an idea, So I got the whole pie. You want
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  Speaker 1: me to hold it and reserve this movie for you?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm gonna be up for a
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  Speaker 1: date after you and I just went through what we
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  Speaker 1: went through together. Boy, we didn't go through anything together.
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  Speaker 1: Just to make that clear. And why are you breathing
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  Speaker 1: so hard just listening to the You're breathing hard listening
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  Speaker 1: to me talking about a movie? Tell me again, about
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  Speaker 1: the diabolical plan. Listen, I'm just trying to do my job.
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  Speaker 1: So is there anything else I can help you with? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I would like to lodge a complaint again you because
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  Speaker 1: after you read that description, I ruined my pants. Come
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  Speaker 1: on it, seriously, knock it off. I don't have time
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  Speaker 1: for this. Do you want to reserve the movie or not?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I mean. Your boss Taylor said
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  Speaker 1: you were all business and she was not wrong. Have
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  Speaker 1: you been here before? How do you know, my boss?
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  Speaker 1: I have not been there, but I have talked to
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  Speaker 1: Taylor on the phone, because she's the one that sets
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  Speaker 1: you up for this prank call. Where are you talking? Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: this is a joke. My name's jeff from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap. Are you serious? I'm sorry, man. Your boss
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  Speaker 1: Taylor is the one that set you up for this
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  Speaker 1: because she says I can get really boring working at
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  Speaker 1: the library, especially during this time of the year. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, you have me freeing going. Man, No, you
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  Speaker 1: had me going. That's why my pants answer worthless. I'm done.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so done. Wake up every morning with food tabs
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,