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Phone Tap: Motel Cheater · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: One of our listeners asked us to prank his wife.
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  Speaker 2: They own a small motel together. Oh, she works the
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  Speaker 2: front desk, answering all the phone calls, and she's told
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  Speaker 2: her husband multiple times she does not like awkward situations
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  Speaker 2: or confrontations with customers, which.
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  Speaker 3: Is why, per the husband's request, we're going to make
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  Speaker 3: this phone call as uncomfortable as humanly possible for in
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  Speaker 3: your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: Another twenty twenty thank you for calling like motel. This
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  Speaker 1: is Louise.
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  Speaker 4: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: I think my girlfriend is cheating on me right now
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  Speaker 3: in one of your motel rooms.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: My girlfriend told me that she was going out to
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  Speaker 3: get her hair done, but we share our locations on
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  Speaker 3: our phones and it says that she's at your motel
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm really sorry to hear that.
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  Speaker 3: Did a blonde woman check in today looking like suspiciously happy,
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  Speaker 3: but she was going to pull one over on her boyfriend,
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  Speaker 3: and there was just that look in her.
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  Speaker 4: Eyes, like.
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  Speaker 1: You seem like a nice person.
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  Speaker 4: Can you?
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  Speaker 3: Can you just check if she rented a room there.
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  Speaker 3: Her name's renee Fulmont.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Sometimes she wears a hat and.
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  Speaker 3: It should have the word sleep written that wraps all
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  Speaker 3: the way around the outside, because that's what she does,
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  Speaker 3: she sleeps around. Oh my god, Sorry, sorry, have you
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  Speaker 3: ever cried so hard that you almost drowned in your
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  Speaker 3: own tears? I mean, I'm sorry. Sorry, I'll get it together.
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  Speaker 3: It's renee full Mont. Just look that name up.
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  Speaker 1: How do you f U?
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  Speaker 4: L M O N T.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes she uses fake names when she's sneaking around on me. Gosh,
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  Speaker 3: she goes by the name free Delivery.
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  Speaker 4: No check it. There's no free Delivery.
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  Speaker 2: No, I would have remembered it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, can you check Jenna Talia. She likes that when
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  Speaker 3: she thinks it's funny.
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  Speaker 4: No, we definitely didn't have anybody check in by that name.
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  Speaker 4: I have about twenty more fake names that she likes
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  Speaker 4: to use. Yeah, I'm Joanna hand.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have the time to go over all of
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  Speaker 3: these names, and you sound like a really nice guy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry that I am a nice Why why do
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  Speaker 3: you think my girlfriend would cheat on me like this?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know, maybe just somebody about it.
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  Speaker 3: I am talking to somebody you, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But like I'm I'm you know, I managed this motel,
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  Speaker 4: so I'm not really well. If if you could just
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  Speaker 4: connect me.
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  Speaker 2: To her room, we don't have anybody by those names here, so.
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  Speaker 3: I maybe you could just transfer me to room by
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  Speaker 3: room to start at room one oh one, and I'll.
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  Speaker 4: Just talk to them. We can't do that.
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  Speaker 3: If that's not them, I'll go to room one oh two.
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  Speaker 4: I can't just connect you to random because I see
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  Speaker 4: how it is. You're on her side.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm just trying to run a business.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know, I get it.
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  Speaker 3: Girl codes sisters before misters, excuse me. Probably just love
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  Speaker 3: having cheaters as guests. Over all the time. They're like
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  Speaker 3: your best customers, So why would you wrap them out right?
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  Speaker 1: So we rent rooms to customers, what they do in
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  Speaker 1: them is their business.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe you should have like a questionnaire for customers
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  Speaker 3: that says, like, am I going to use this room
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  Speaker 3: for cheating?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That is it's not gonna happen, and.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe they would recognize you on trip Advisor as the
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  Speaker 3: number one motel in the world for infidelity. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: they'll probably even give you a plaque.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, sir, great suggestion. I will keep that in mind.
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  Speaker 3: There anything else I can do for you because I
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  Speaker 3: have to run. Yeah, I would like to talk to
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  Speaker 3: your husband too, Your husband, Sam, Please, my husband.
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  Speaker 4: How do you know my husband's name?
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  Speaker 3: Because he invited me to come over to the motel
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  Speaker 3: and spin a sign in the front that says, come
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  Speaker 3: cheat here.
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  Speaker 4: What was cheating in the world?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, after I'm done doing this prank phone call on you,
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  Speaker 3: He's like, let's have all the cheating in this motel.
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  Speaker 4: I'm really a radio host. My name is jeff from
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  Speaker 4: the show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is
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  Speaker 4: the prank call.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, so bad for you.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even know what to s I know you
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't listen to my list of twenty fake names that
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  Speaker 3: she goes by.
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  Speaker 4: I can't believe that you got me good, you know brow.
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  Speaker 4: Are you sure that that name's not on there anywhere?
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  Speaker 3: Definitely not.
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  Speaker 1: The wake up every morning was full taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,