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Phone Tap PODCAST: A Bad Case of SIBB · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Juble's phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with a
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred dy Away with offices in Seattle, Bellevue, Everett,
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  Speaker 1: or Tacoma. If you're charged with a criminal offense, your
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  Speaker 1: one call is one eight hundred duy Away, eight hundred away. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Casey right back. I'm calling from doctor's office.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for a Shauna Thompson. That's me, Hi. I
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  Speaker 1: know doctor saw you a few days ago for stomach pain. Correct,
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  Speaker 1: has that subsided? Um, well, it hasn't subsided one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little door and it was, but I still
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  Speaker 1: kind of have I mean, it's still just sort of
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of constant. Yeah, that's actually not surprising
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  Speaker 1: at all with the test results that came back. You've
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  Speaker 1: got them back already, we did. Unfortunately, you have what's
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  Speaker 1: called a severely inverted belly button I'm sorry what it's
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  Speaker 1: It's called SIBB SIB severely inverted belly button disase. I
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  Speaker 1: have never heard of that. You wouldn't have heard of
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  Speaker 1: it because it only affects about two percent of the population.
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  Speaker 1: How serious is this? Well, it can be serious without
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  Speaker 1: the proper procedure. Okay, what does that involve. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to have to take it off for you, take off
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  Speaker 1: my belly button. Yeah, we're gonna have to just kind
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  Speaker 1: of cut it out that well, we simply cut it
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  Speaker 1: out and then remove it and then just smooth it over.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot more common than you think. I see
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  Speaker 1: about three to four patients a week who come in
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  Speaker 1: suffering from SIB. I'm trying to picture my stomach without
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  Speaker 1: a belly button, and I'm sorry, that's just really doesn't
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  Speaker 1: it look good? Doesn't it look good? What doesn't it
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  Speaker 1: look good without a belly button? I think it looks
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  Speaker 1: more sleek, I really do. I think it would make
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  Speaker 1: I think I'll look like a mute. It's not that bad,
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna feel so much better when we pop
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  Speaker 1: that belly button out of you. Right now, the pain
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  Speaker 1: isn't that bad, and I would rather deal with the
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  Speaker 1: pain than how have my belly button removed? Okay, but
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  Speaker 1: in cases of severely inverted belly button disease, the pain
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  Speaker 1: goes away for a little while and then it becomes
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  Speaker 1: a scruciating You won't be able to do anything We've
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  Speaker 1: got to get it probably off of your body within
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  Speaker 1: the next forty eight hours. Forty eight hours, so we
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  Speaker 1: needed to make a decision pretty quickly. I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: that this is real. How have I never heard of this?
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  Speaker 1: How is it possible that I have never heard of
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  Speaker 1: something that affects two percent of the population. I can
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  Speaker 1: tell that you're nervous, But think about this. Maybe you're
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  Speaker 1: wearing a tubetop and someone comes up to you and goes,
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  Speaker 1: where's your belly? But promise you I will not be
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  Speaker 1: wearing a toobtop without a belly button. Look at it
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  Speaker 1: this way, ma'am. At least you don't have nib. What's nib? Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. Where you have an inverted nostril and we
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  Speaker 1: have to surgically plug that, and having a surgically plug nostril.
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  Speaker 1: Of these things, you've never seen a person without a
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  Speaker 1: belly button or someone with a surgically plug nostril. I
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  Speaker 1: find and I know that you're probably worked up because
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  Speaker 1: you're scared of having to lose your belly button. People
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  Speaker 1: go through it. I counsel them all the time. Is
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  Speaker 1: the doctor there, Yes, he is man, but unfortunately he's
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  Speaker 1: busy in surgery right now with a patient who has BIB.
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  Speaker 1: What that's a severely inverted butt surgically plugging that person's chinning. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I am, this is actually jewel from Brook, a jewel
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  Speaker 1: in the morning, doing a phone tap on you. Your
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  Speaker 1: husband Pete set you up. I know you think I'm say,
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  Speaker 1: is that your eye contract? And then he said that
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  Speaker 1: you're the most global person he knows. So what time
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  Speaker 1: you want to schedule your SIB