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Phone Tap: Cowboy Dan The Balloon Man · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It's phone
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  Speaker 1: tap time. And if you're a fan, you've probably heard
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  Speaker 1: Rolando the sensual Latin lover on the show. There's Clover,
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  Speaker 1: the ex British intelligence officer. That's my boy, Jeff, don't
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  Speaker 1: do the impression. That's Jose's character. I don't like double clothes.
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  Speaker 1: Today we're about to me a brand new person. His
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  Speaker 1: name is Daniel, but in the children's entertainment biz he's
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  Speaker 1: known as Cowboy Dan, the balloon man. I am, that's
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  Speaker 1: a cute name. I'd actually hire you. I'd be great. Kids.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like he just got booked last minute to
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  Speaker 1: do a kids party this weekend and the father doesn't
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  Speaker 1: know about that yet. About he's about to find out though.
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  Speaker 1: In your phone tap right now. The twenties. Hello, Well,
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  Speaker 1: how are you there? Am I speaking with mister Garrett? Ye? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: What is this in regards to well, this is none
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  Speaker 1: other than Cowboy Dan the balloon Man. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, balloon Yeah, sorry, I don't understand what is this?
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  Speaker 1: What is this about? I'm the entertainer for your child's
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  Speaker 1: birthday party this weekend. Oh okay, my wife said, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna get a call from a magician. Sorry about that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Oh you mean the amazing pepperoni. Yeah, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. She was just I was waiting for
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  Speaker 1: a call from Yes, sir, Yes, sir. He was scheduled
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  Speaker 1: to do this gig. Well that was before his accident.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, apparently he pulled a rabbit out of his
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  Speaker 1: hat and the little feller just bent his arm clean off. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he accidentally bought one of them Tasmanian flesh eating bunnies
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  Speaker 1: from down under? Oh my god, nowhere down under? What
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  Speaker 1: is that? Texas? Usually Australia. That's a no, that was
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  Speaker 1: a joke. Oh that's a little cowboy humor for you.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing below Texas. That's as south as it gets. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So how can I help you, Cowboy Dan? So, Cowboy
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  Speaker 1: Dan the balloon Man is happy to offer his services
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  Speaker 1: for your little tich's birthday soiree. It's a fancy word
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  Speaker 1: for party. Okay, what's the little cow polk's name? Your
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  Speaker 1: son Lucas? All right, well listen to this, Oh Lucas.
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  Speaker 1: He's got a lot of mute ass, and I hope
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  Speaker 1: he does and puke ass up at the party ride?
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  Speaker 1: What was that? I come up with songs on the fly?
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  Speaker 1: I call him proud. You give me your word, any
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  Speaker 1: word at all, and I will make a little contraditty
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  Speaker 1: about it. It's my specialty. Well, go ahead, give me
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  Speaker 1: a word. You know you've already done. My son Lucas
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  Speaker 1: as mucus. There's not a lot of words that rhyme
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  Speaker 1: with Lucas, so I don't really know how he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: feel about anything more. Well, why don't we try a
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  Speaker 1: different word? Oh, I come on, just try me try railroad?
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  Speaker 1: Did you say railroad? I did? Yeah, I don't like
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  Speaker 1: that word. But no, I don't like it that. How
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  Speaker 1: about a different word? Let's skip no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you said any word? Well one of them I supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do railroad sale. I don't know. You're the one
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  Speaker 1: that provides a song. Well, you're the one that gave
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  Speaker 1: me the only word in the world that doesn't rhyme
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  Speaker 1: with anything. That's not my problem. I haven't idea. How
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  Speaker 1: about we do something for the tops, Oh tall lays.
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  Speaker 1: They're farm boys and at the party will be singing
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  Speaker 1: a lot of no. All right, it sounds like you
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  Speaker 1: like you're just making all this stuff up. That's where
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  Speaker 1: the skill comes in. It's called improvamization. Well whatever, it
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  Speaker 1: is fun for kids, Oh fun, Oh, let's have some
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  Speaker 1: let's have some fun. Let's all gonna readne I hope
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  Speaker 1: you don't shine. And I'm legally licensed in this state
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  Speaker 1: to carry, but I won't bring it with me to
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  Speaker 1: the party unless you want me to. No, okay, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's fine, That is totally fine. Were the worst children's entertainer, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: entertainer and entertainer. There should be a disclaimer because none
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  Speaker 1: of this is real. What are you insane? Burn? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, what do you think? It's a prank? What?
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  Speaker 1: This is actually a jose from the radio show Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Man, this is a frank phone. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna have to call my wife. Speaking of
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  Speaker 1: your wife, that's who set you up, Susan. She said
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  Speaker 1: that you left all the birthday planning up to her.
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  Speaker 1: She wanted us a mess with you, and boy, howdy
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  Speaker 1: did we. I'm so glad because I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna handle the rest well, getting rid of you, Jared,
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  Speaker 1: letting me handle the rest hit it. Oh, speaking of susing,
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  Speaker 1: she has been boozing and after this pryank phone call,
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  Speaker 1: we're all losing. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, can
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  Speaker 1: I can I come to the party now? Yeah, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: We have enough. We have enough of fiddle stairs. Wake
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with Foe tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Morning