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Uncooperative Monkeys! · Microphone Monkeys

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  SPEAKER_04: To keep the suspense this week.
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  SPEAKER_04: So then there will be even more editing.
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  SPEAKER_04: But this week to only start with the first story, because we have to keep it spontaneous.
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  SPEAKER_04: Third eye Atherton is not reading the list going in, so he's really winging it this time.
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  SPEAKER_04: He's letting the spontaneity kick in.
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  SPEAKER_04: Whoa.
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  SPEAKER_04: So the first story today, I have six, but I will not say them.
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  SPEAKER_04: It will be live.
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  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_04: We're doing it live.
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  SPEAKER_04: North Carolina police stopped two men driving an actual couch down the road.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_02: Was it remote control, do you think?
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_02: Like out of like the joystick?
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  SPEAKER_02: It was not.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_06: Wait, what is this on?
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  SPEAKER_04: What is it attached to?
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  SPEAKER_04: Let me see.
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  SPEAKER_04: See, I have to get the uh we're doing it live, so I have to get the uh Those North Carolinaans, I swear.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm right on the border.
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  SPEAKER_02: Things get weird.
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  SPEAKER_02: They really do.
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  SPEAKER_04: They do get weird.
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  SPEAKER_04: North Carolina people are a little different.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and they decided a border.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_04: They put a couch on two scooters.
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  SPEAKER_04: Oh, scooters.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_04: What are they?
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  SPEAKER_04: That's a danger.
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  SPEAKER_04: Which is a very Myrtle Beach-esque kind of transportation.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh tight turn corners on it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't those things separate?
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  SPEAKER_02: Like you're careful.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if they're sitting on the couch, the couch is kind of rocking like a teeter-totter as you're driving.
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  SPEAKER_04: They have it, they have an in-scooter.
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  SPEAKER_04: They put it anchored in the system, Derek clips.
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  SPEAKER_04: I'm sure it's purely logical.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I guarantee.
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  SPEAKER_02: Can you imagine chasing them in the cop car?
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  SPEAKER_02: Pull that up.
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  SPEAKER_02: What is it?
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  SPEAKER_04: Pull it, pull it to the side, pull whatever the hell that is to the side.
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  SPEAKER_03: You try to get it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Both both scooters are are licensed.
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  SPEAKER_03: I I think they're in good shape.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can see it right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: You two couch potatoes, pull that damn thing out.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, but they might get them for not having uh seat belts.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there you go.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's true.
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  SPEAKER_02: Among many other things.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait a minute.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait a minute.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's something missing from this, it's like a flat screen TV.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right?
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  SPEAKER_02: Like in front of them?
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  SPEAKER_04: If they wouldn't have been pulled over so quickly, this the charges would have probably escalated.
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  SPEAKER_04: People who are driving a uh what a couch, they probably found it a dumpster.
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  SPEAKER_04: Where they ride it.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's where all the best couches come from.
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  SPEAKER_02: They wanted to take it home and they didn't have another way because they only have scooters.
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  SPEAKER_04: That might be it.
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  SPEAKER_04: Uber won't take their couch to their house.
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  SPEAKER_02: This all makes sense.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I get it.
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  SPEAKER_04: What's the charges?
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_04: Well, here's what it says.
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  SPEAKER_04: Police in North Carolina are reminding residents to put safety first on local roads after two men were pulled over for driving an actual couch.
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  SPEAKER_04: Uh, the Charlotte Mecklenburg Police Department said on social media it was certainly a first last week when officers stopped two gentlemen.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, they're gentlemen.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't need to explain anymore, Charlotte.
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  SPEAKER_03: I find it hard to believe that it's the first time.
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  SPEAKER_03: It might not be the first time for them.
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  SPEAKER_04: But maybe in Charlotte.
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  SPEAKER_04: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_04: Charlotte is way better.
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  SPEAKER_02: What I love about the salve is like the criteria for gentlemen is really low.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like everybody's a gentleman.
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  SPEAKER_02: It is right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hello, gentlemen.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that guy's a serial killer.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's not a gentleman.
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  SPEAKER_02: These crackhead loitering gentlemen that were taken.
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  SPEAKER_04: It was certainly a first one.
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  SPEAKER_04: They stopped them traveling on South Tryon Street on a couch.
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  SPEAKER_03: Ooh, that's close to where I used to live.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, really?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Out on the uh couch dealer.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is that is it the good the good part of the city?
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  SPEAKER_01: Lucky that they get DUI.
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  SPEAKER_01: Drinking on the couch.
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  SPEAKER_02: What are they doing out there on the East End, do you think?
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that you know uh you know, the the usual uh moonshine.
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  SPEAKER_04: Moonshine, crack, porch thing.
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  SPEAKER_04: I could see Will being the scooter.
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  SPEAKER_04: He he wires them up so they have extra horsepower, so they're legal on the road.
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  SPEAKER_04: A photo from the scene, which please look this up if you're listening, shows the couch balanced across two electric scooters.
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  SPEAKER_04: While we appreciate the creativity, we do have to remind everyone, no matter what you're driving, and we're using that term loosely, please think of safety first.
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  SPEAKER_04: Ask yourself, should this be on the road with actual cars?
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  SPEAKER_04: Will the sheer shock of seeing this on the road cause other drivers to lose foot and drive unsafely?
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  SPEAKER_03: I think they looked at it, answered both questions.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they'll they'll be okay with it.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_01: That's all I guess very much how many they drive scooters, they drive electric bikes.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, major highways like 501.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ridiculous one of the best lights.
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  SPEAKER_02: One of the best I saw right near the border in the little river.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was a flatbed truck, a long flatbed, right, over six feet.
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  SPEAKER_02: They had a couch back there and they had a big screen TV on the back window.
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  SPEAKER_02: Girls sit in the back, like teenage girls watching TV as they were driving.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was like, is that I wonder, can they legally do this?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because there's you know, legally you can do weird stuff here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, I mean, this it was like a 60-inch TV on the back of this truck that they're just sitting there watching as they're going.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I remember I remember back in the day when I had the pickup truck and the four guys sitting in chairs with a keg.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's very similar.
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  unknown: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_04: Isn't it illegal to like ride around barefoot?
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  SPEAKER_04: Aren't there some 19th century South Carolina laws?
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  SPEAKER_04: I wonder, is it even legal to ride in the back of a I think it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: We'd have to check because I see it all the time.
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  SPEAKER_04: I think care.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_04: I do.
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  SPEAKER_02: I see it all.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think it I think it is legal here.
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  SPEAKER_04: That that definitely gives it the redneck Riviera.
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  SPEAKER_04: Oh man, we we own it.
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  SPEAKER_04: We've won that award.
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  SPEAKER_02: Multiple times we've won that award.
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  SPEAKER_04: You would think Little River, these are more fancy people.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_02: Well, Little River too is like my daughter used to work at the Dunkin' Donuts on the corner there in Little River, and there's a lot of action there.
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  SPEAKER_02: And what they do, and she has it, she's filmed it, and others have filmed it, they flee.
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  SPEAKER_02: So they flee from South Carolina to make it across the border, so the dispatches and the police can't coordinate to get them.
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  SPEAKER_02: So they jump the embarkments.
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  SPEAKER_02: She has them wiping out on film, spinning out, and the police going in all directions.
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  SPEAKER_02: The moment they hit the border, it goes to North Carolina's police, and then they've got to connect, you know, two to two sides.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's a slow response and they can get away.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_04: That's a loophole.
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  SPEAKER_04: Redneck loophole.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_04: Redneck loophole.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_04: It did say the police said, as a rule, probably best to leave the mobile furniture displays at IKEA.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_04: So these are some these Charlotte police have a couple jokes going here.
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  SPEAKER_04: They were a little silly about it.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_04: But I I don't know that the TV uh couch in the back of the truck thing might beat it.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_02: It might, but that's what I was asking like, why didn't they have a TV?
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_02: But I guess they won't they were relocating the couch.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they probably don't have the money for an iPad to watch anything while they're just like.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_02: You're reminding me because of the iPod thing.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_02: I I I used to have to drive a long distance to go to work, like almost like two hours.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_02: And these California freeways, they're huge, they're like really wide.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_02: Middle of the night, like I'm coming home at 11 o'clock at night, and I see this car off to the right of me, and I see the iPad on the window of the car.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_02: Right?
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_02: So the windshield, it's leaning against the windshield, and there's a lady driving, and she looks totally spaced out.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's watching it and then drived right into the embarkment.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_02: Oh she just literally went right off the road, and I'm on the freeway, and I pass her as she's driving right off the side of the freeway.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_02: Did you like wave?
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I was smoking.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_02: I was honing I couldn't figure out what else I could do.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_02: Interrupting her movie.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, but what was wrong with you?
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_01: She's trying to watch Joe Dirk.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_01: I caused her.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_02: She thought I was a stalker.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_02: It kind of makes sense.
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  SPEAKER_04: On the big LA highway with nine lanes.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, he was in San Fran back in the homeland.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_04: It's probably illegal in California to put your iPad right on your dashboard.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_02: Most everything is.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_02: Even bad thoughts are illegal.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's like you got the Teslas that they have that screen.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_01: That's almost like it kind of is.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's self-driving.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there's a loophole for that.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_02: And you can talk to it, which is fun.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_02: Hi, I'm confused.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_02: I'm in a vehicle.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_02: I need to get a sofa.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_04: If people don't understand, Little River is like a fancy fishing.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_04: People gamble.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_02: They do, yeah.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_04: It's named, it's an American Indian uh.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_02: I like it, but don't tell anybody.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_04: But there there are some police chases into Calabash.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_02: There's some weird stuff.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_02: There is weird stuff at night in Little River.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_02: There's weird the address for Duran Atherton.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_04: You can go highway watching.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_04: But speaking of weird, youngest NASA astronaut to walk on the moon says UFOs are demonic aircraft sent by the devil.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_04: I knew this is this is almost getting into monkey wrench territory.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_04: With this one.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_02: This is good.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_03: I I you know he's an astronaut.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_03: He's gotta know.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_03: He has to know.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_02: I think we already know what we don't know, and we're just trying to explain the fact that we don't know it, materialistically speaking.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_02: Materialistically.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I will say the alien demon thing is a big Christian thing.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_04: A lot of Christians think aliens are demons.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I you know, there's only one dimension, and this is it.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_02: It's only physical.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_04: It's only what's C touch and fart and see, this is Hindu trash talk if people don't realize what's going on here.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_04: Stop besides don't we live in the third dimension?
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it's all 3D for now.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_04: Well, there is a fifth dimension that Rod Serling lives in.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_04: Or he lives in the fifth dimension that hits the charts up in uh Detroit.
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  SPEAKER_02: So is this an hallucination, do you think?
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_04: I think the probability of aliens being anywhere close to the earth is very, very low.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_04: And anything uh so the history of the universe, the last four and a half billion years when our solar system started, is basically the point in the universe where any solar system could form chemically.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_04: So it's not like there's there's you know, solar systems that have been around for ten billion years and we're only four and a half billion, they all form around the same time.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_04: So the likelihood with light speed, it would take years at light speed to even get to our closest star.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_02: You're talking about matter.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_02: I am.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_02: So I mean but the theoretically, this is the theory of what we know about matter.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_02: Matter can't travel these enormous distances because it deteriorates in entropy and then dissolves and is gone.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_02: But outside of matter, but outside of matter that we don't know that we think we know what we're doing.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_02: People listen very carefully.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_04: This is the this is where it goes into Hindu territory.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_04: I just love this story.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_02: I'm waiting for Will's response to this.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like I'm cutting them off.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_02: Will what's going on in your head over there?
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you know, uh aside from a little porn movie going on.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_02: Oh alien porn?
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_03: I am I am I thinking, you know, it this is great because you have the the uh ancient astronaut theory that that comes back from the religious um background of Eric von Doneken, and he had his first book was Chariots of the Gods.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_03: So now they have the Chariots of the Demons as a kind of uh uh reciprocal that's the same.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, if people don't know, they have a follow-up to it, Chariots of the Demons?
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_03: Oh well, I mean I'm just saying this is just the same thing.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_04: Well, if people didn't know, Darren takes the Hindu angle, but Will takes a bunch of Zoom and watches Ancient Aliens at night.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I love Ancient Aliens too.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_02: I do the Chariots of the Demons.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, this this story is right with all sorts of stuff because we we just don't know.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_02: And like, what are what if these things are are not good entities?
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what what if they're not?
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_01: Well, look at look at era uh 51 back in 47.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_01: They tore they terrorized the aliens back then.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_01: Because they didn't trust them.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well I mean, I think it's the aliens that are scared of us.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, there's also the theory that the aliens aren't even here, they they could never make it, right?
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_02: So they're not here, and these are apparition that we're seeing manifested in our own minds.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's possible too.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_02: Our minds are extremely powerful to invent crap.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna get you're gonna get off that acid.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_04: Well, here's the thing of you could have if they if aliens came here, they would look at us like ants.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_04: We're like dirty grade ape animals.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but if they could travel this far and observe us.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_02: If you're saying that, I mean also too, it's like we have a fun time building things like farms, right?
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_02: We have a fun time like breeding things like horses and dogs.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_02: They could be looking at it the same way.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, they're sub-intelligence compared to us, but gee, isn't it fun to shake this shit up?
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_06: Right?
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_02: And that's why this guy might be seeing something that he sees as demonic and demon, because what if they're can what if they're this is just fun for them?
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like a laser beam with a cat, they just screw with us.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because if what you're saying is they're beyond super intelligence.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you, Trump.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_02: Everything's super intelligence.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_02: If they're beyond that, well, there's it might be fun to just, you know.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe that's why we're in a rush to get AI.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_04: It might be, and maybe they're here to stop us.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_04: We have the Wisconsin angle on everything.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_02: I see this as just another blip.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_02: Like you've got somebody talking like this, and then it'll just disappear.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_02: You know, they won't validate any of it.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_04: It's well, this guy's saying he walked on the moon.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_04: Do you believe that?
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_04: I you know, I don't know.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_04: Did Buzz Aldrin is he a big fat liar?
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_04: He's he has punched people before he got into it.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_01: The wife thinks it's it's all fake.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_01: And it's and if you think about it, when they put the flag up, you remember when they put the flag up.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_01: But it was like tinfoil.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_01: The the flag was waving.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_01: There's no wind on the moon.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_04: There's no air, but they they crumpled it up as if it's no, you're not listening.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_02: Materialist versus the conspiracy void.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_02: But I mean they had every reason to fake the initial moon landing because of the war with Russia.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_02: The red hot chili pepper said it to do that.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_01: The red hot chili pepper.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_03: Let me ask you this.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_03: Are you saying that they filmed it in a studio?
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, okay.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_03: Where's the wind in a studio, genius?
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_03: It's called a fan.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_03: Oh god, okay, guys, warm up the fan.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, come on.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_03: They're making it.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_03: They're trying to make a re a reproduction of the moon.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_03: So you're saying that these guys are smart enough to do that, but they're too stupid to turn the fan off?
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_04: That is if it wasn't a studio, that is a reverse criticism.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_04: Also, too.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_02: If it was on Earth, yeah.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_02: All right, so here's another one.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_02: The artifacts of the way film and digital reproduction of film have improved will show you the anomalies in the moon landing if they're really there.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_02: An example of this is when you look at old movies uh on 4K and you see the caked-on makeup.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_02: They were doing the makeup to work with the film then to make it look realistic.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_02: But you see the fakeness as we've been able to enhance the image quality.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_02: The same crap is true with these NASA footage.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_03: What gets me though is how much NASA footage they've destroyed.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_03: And they they have filmed over and stuff like that.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_03: Like they had budgetary constraints and they couldn't keep stuff.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, bullshit.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_04: From the moon.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, from a lot of things.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_04: Well, let me throw two things at you guys.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_04: Number one, we have moonrocks.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_04: One species.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_04: This is the materialist species that are bringing up.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_04: There are moon rocks that have been analyzed.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_02: Number two But moon rocks come, they can fall, they can be they can asteroids.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_04: Well, here's the here's the wild card.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_04: They put mirrors on the moon to bounce lasers off of that they do from universities.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_04: Which would imply that they landed on the moon.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_04: Or something did.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_04: Something.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_04: Some sort of wild animals.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_04: So if we're watching footage from Mars from rovers.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_04: But this was in like the late 60s, early 70s.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_04: See, I don't know.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if that was true back then, but I mean they probably didn't went to the moon now.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, they had the technology to do.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, if if Elon Musk can put uh his satellites in space, then yeah.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_01: I just don't know if the original moon landing was true.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_03: And remember, radiation builds.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_03: Russians landed stuff on the moon.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_03: They never put a person on it.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yes, before, yeah.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_03: So they could have put mirrors up there too.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_04: Is that when they put the monkey up there?
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_04: They put the monkey on the state.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_04: They literally in the dog.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, they put a dog.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_04: We put ham, the monkey, up in the space.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_04: That's very American style.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_04: That's how they don't put it on.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's what terrified me as a kid.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I was like five, five years old or something like that.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_03: My parents took me to the Washington, D.C.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_03: to the Smithsonian.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: And um I couldn't wait to go to the Air and Space Museum part of it.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_03: And there it was, in full uh uh astronaut uniform, sitting in a little chair, is Ham the Monkey staring back at you.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_04: The actual monkey corpse?
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_03: And I thought to myself, holy crap, what are they gonna do with the other astronauts?
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_04: You know, I don't want to be an astronaut.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_04: This is from the barn in Wisconsin.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_04: This is funny.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's like the movie there.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I wanted to be an astronaut.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_03: Then I had second thoughts, so I was like, shit, I don't want to be in the monkey at the beginning of your fascination with monkeys.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_01: There we go.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_01: It might be that's kind of disturbing.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_04: Well, and when you guys referred to what are their intentions if they did come here, there's the close encounters kind where they come and play keyboard solo and then they fly off.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_04: There's also the uh meaty to serve there's also to serve man, the Twilight Zone version where they treat you like you're on the menu.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_04: Your cattle.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_04: You you're some dirty cattle for them to slaughter and chew on.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_04: Like a big slim gym.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_04: So if they if they are coming, it could be either way.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, it's again, when do we know this?
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_04: Because well, when it's too late, well no.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_04: But it does say so much for sci-fi movie informed notions that extraterrestrials are benevolent beings aimed at bettering humanity.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_04: Former NASA astronaut Charles Duke claimed that UFOs are demons masquerading as angels, citing a Bible passage as evidence.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_04: The Lord says that we're see what we're seeing is real, but the devil can appear as an angel of light.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_04: The 91-year-old ex-spaceman said during a recent appearance on Christian Broadcasting Network.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's what Satan was.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_03: He was Lucifer is like light.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's a part of the until they came down.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_01: Here's a weird knock.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_02: Here's a weird one for you.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, they have like these particular animals that generally never attack humans.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_02: Like they just don't.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_02: Call Californians?
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_02: One of them just randomly attacks a human, and we're all surprised.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_02: We're like, oh my god, the anteater attacks somebody and harm them.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, you know, there's differences in personality.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_02: It's like Steve Witt's nipple would normally not attack, but then when it does, we're all shocked.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_02: When it does, everyone's very shocked.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_02: So why would why would these beings or entities or whatever all be perfect little angels?
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, they're all nice.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, no, everything's all different, and we don't know.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_02: We can guess what they're gonna do, but we don't know if they're gonna hit you.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_04: What do humans do when they see a spider in their house?
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_03: Smash it.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you know, you didn't have the third option of when they'd visit.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_03: And that's for anal probing.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_01: And uh rather just kill me.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_04: That's it.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_04: This is Steve Hoffman will give us details of his uh alien encounter.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna hear about anal probing later on when uh we get the work experiences of Mafia Mike, but yeah.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_04: His new uh his new nurse-themed VHS tapes he's doing with Will.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_04: In the crop circles, out in the crops.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, we're not just producing sports here.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_04: This is a new sport.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_04: Mike has invented his own anal probe activity.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_04: Uh the former explorer, who was a lunar module pilot for said spacecraft, claimed that he had long believed E.T.s were malevolent, but no one had believed him.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_04: When he decided to ask the Lord for a sign, his close friend, a businessman, who never discussed such far-out topics, would broach UFOs the next morning and it would prove his theory was true.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_04: Lo and behold, the next morning his friend said, Charlie, come over here.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_04: I want to start talking to you about UFOs.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_04: He said the suspicions were further confirmed by a passage in Corinthians where, and no wonder for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_04: During the excerpt, Apostle Paul cautioned his followers about false apostles who disguise themselves as true believers, espousing Christ's gospel.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_04: And then they show this fancy picture of a gremlin-looking alien.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_03: I thought that give evidence.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, that's great.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_02: And they're discussing the aliens and the connection to false, false deities and gods and stuff.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_02: But where's the evidence that this lunar lander dude saw?
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_02: Like what did he see?
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_02: What what did they say?
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_02: What makes them think Oh, there's no evidence.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm not even talking physical evidence, but like what did they say to him or do to him to convince him anal probe.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but he doesn't even say anal probe.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_02: He doesn't say he was, you know, abducted and thrown crop circles.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_02: Like what?
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_02: Too embarrassed to talk about his anal probe.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_02: There's nothing here, man.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_04: What happened was also against the Bible.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_04: So he doesn't want to discuss.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_02: This seems like a cry for help, really, to me.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_02: It's a cry for help and he needs redemption.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_04: But those are all the details he gave.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_04: That's all the details.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_02: We should believe what what here?
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what to believe.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_02: Believe all astronauts.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_02: All astronauts are infallible.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_02: But there's nothing here to believe in.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_04: It's like I do okay.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_04: Talking about belief in evidence, there's another related Bible story this week.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_04: There we go.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_06: That's good.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_04: No other date, quote unquote.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_04: Pastor who botched five rapture prophecies claims the world will now end on October 12th or 13th.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_04: This was on the 10th, he put this out.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_04: Today's the 16th.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_03: I think he's botched number six on this box story.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_04: But he did he say what year?
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_04: He did this year.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_04: He did it last year.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_03: I guess he he can't sell Kool-Aid, can he?
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_01: Not yet.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_01: He'll have to sell hot dogs on the corner.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_04: Just to give a little timeline before I go into the story.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_04: So this is a South African pastor, Joshua Mehelakia.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_04: They're smoking again.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_04: He said in June of last year, on September 23rd or 24th, the world will end.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_04: Then when that failed, that's the failure number one.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_04: Then he said, okay, no, no, it's October 6th to 8th of last year.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_04: Then when that didn't work, he said October 16th to 17th.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_04: These are all based off of visions he had.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_04: Then when that failed, he said April 4th to 5th of this year.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_04: And now this is the fifth one.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_04: He said October 12th to 13th.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_04: Something about the Feast of Trumpets and the eclipse and Well, he's he's wrong.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's October uh 18th and 19th of 2038.
• 27:55
  unknown: Okay.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_04: Will does this better.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_04: He puts it out a few years.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_04: He can get his followers going.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_04: You don't do it the same year.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_03: You get the money coming in.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_03: This is church leader 101.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta get those virgins lined up.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_04: I heard from virgins.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_04: This is this is Bible cult 101.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_04: You don't use the same year.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_04: Because then it goes down real bad.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_04: And your second one shouldn't be next year.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, this guy's 0-6.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_02: I feel that way about Blade Runner.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_02: I just wish they pushed it out further.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, 2049.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_02: We're in Blade Runner scale right now.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_04: Well, they did say we'd have flying cars, and then all of a sudden yesterday, Elon Musk has some sort of rocket launch, the vehicle coming up doing backflips.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_01: There are flying cars out there.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I've got to say they produce them.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_03: They've been producing these uh flying Yeah, they have eye.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_03: Stop it.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_03: Stop it.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_03: You're I saying the no.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_03: These magnets you're gonna be saying yeah.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_03: He's got the producing right now a bunch of uh uh drones that you can actually ride as people.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_02: And um yeah, people like people shaped drones I can drive fly with?
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, people getting into the drones you get to fly around.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_03: Oh tons of them going into it.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_04: Back to the future hoverboards, yeah, yeah.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_04: And now they have like they got those hover surfboards.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_03: But I mean but it but but drone technology with all the the electric uh motors on the uh props, they're people, you know, you don't have to really have that much training and so on to go up in the air and go vertical and up and down, back and forth.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it's that's power lines are a real problem.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_04: That's one is well and I they're not that cost efficient either.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_01: They even have jetpacks now.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_01: Joby Aviation is one of them.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_04: Doing electric or doing flying cars?
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_01: He's one of the companies that are making the flying cars.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_01: He said yes.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_04: Was it Jetson's aviation?
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_01: He was saying yes, he's an investor.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_02: Put money down.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_01: George Jetson flying around.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_02: That's what he's matching with calcium.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_03: He's got money in on this.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_03: That's why he's going back to work.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_03: He's trying to make enough money to corner the market.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_04: He's a business idea, an investment idea he's doing.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_03: His porn money is gonna get into it.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_03: Drone Rooter.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_04: He's parlaying into the flying car market.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_04: The flying plumber.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_04: Flying plumber.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, that'd be a great mini-series.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_02: On sun pants or whatever.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_02: What do you mean the Hallmark?
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_02: Hallmark during the season.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_04: The flying plumber.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_04: Mr.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_04: Patrill, Mr.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_04: Patrill.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_04: Mike's going to face clogged.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_04: That's supposed to go those speeds with a plumbing wrench.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_04: That's it's dangerous for the public.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_04: But yeah.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_04: You see, Mafia Mike is doing some sort of uh business dealing with Will.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_04: There's nurses and VHS tapes involved.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_04: We're not releasing it to the public yet.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_04: I can't with the times.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_04: There's no VHS.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_04: We're going straight to DVD, man.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_04: We got Blu-ray, we got the whole thing.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_04: Will's doing some Y2K stuff here.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_04: Elon Musk hitting his satellites.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_03: His bat is going to be in 4K, man.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_04: We just got Will off of the A-track uh uh Betamax.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_04: But speaking of the South African uh pastor, now that we're at the 30-minute mark, I have to run through these stories.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, beam him up.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, beam him up.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_04: He's thought he's cocked.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_04: Hail up, hail up.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_04: He's he has made multiple rapture claims that the end is still nigh.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_04: Of course it is.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_04: I mean nobody's arguing, man.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_04: Heavy.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_04: Joshua McLaughia of South Africa claimed that the biblical event, the end of humanity, marked by Jesus whisking his followers up to heaven per the New Testament, will not occur on September 23rd as previously predicted this year.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_04: Uh God told me because there's no other day coming out, 12 or 13 October, which is the true feast of trumpets, which is when I will be meeting my Savior face to face in the rapture.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, they they might have some gnomes walking around and some plants we haven't analyzed yet.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_02: Africa, just so that we know, is a sativa continent where sativa originated.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_02: Up in India is where the Indica Hindu Kush originated.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_02: So those guys are Indica, Africa did the sativa.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_02: Time for more trumpets.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_02: India's Indicata.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_01: He could call it that, yeah.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_04: Well, it did say the religious figure flipped the scripture.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_04: This is New York Post, so they're on the after his previous heavenly forecasts didn't come to fruition, despite him insisting on September 7th, that was the final date.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_04: This is the fifth time.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_04: Uh unfortunately, his legions of followers swallowed his prophecy, hook, line, and sinker.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_04: Not to get personal, but including my ex-girlfriend and her family, by the way.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_04: Were they in on this prophecy?
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, this was part of the breakup last year.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_04: I thought it was interesting.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_04: It was this guy.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_04: It was this guy.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_04: That's why I thought it was an interesting update.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, this is a great thing.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_04: He's still going.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_04: He doesn't stop.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_04: It's not his fault.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_03: It's the ancient alien demons that are setting them.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_01: Your ex on the on our program over here.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god, yeah.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_01: No, we probably shouldn't do that.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_02: Quick question on this.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_02: We've got a call.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_02: Do they have what do they do to prepare, does it say?
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_04: Like are these people like Well, it's just they they wait to be it's just gonna like a thief in the night.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_03: Saw all their belongings and their homes and things like that.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_04: Well, see, that's the five that's the real financial angle we should take on this.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_04: Just like they do in Kalashi, you go to find these people and you bet their entire house and truck on it not happening.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_04: And you have like five if they've done six in one year.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_04: So there's a lot of uh entrepreneurial opportunity here, I think.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's what this sounds like.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_01: Excuse me.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_01: This is like okay.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_04: Which is how the Seventh day Adventice, I believe, came in because the guy made a bunch of prophecies that didn't come true in a row in the 19th century.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_01: And they threw them over into the water.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_04: They they start to get upset after a while.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_04: Uh which included selling their homes and everything in the 1800s, too.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_04: Uh there's a tr rap sheet for this.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_04: The the rapture rap sheet.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_03: Well, Applegate, too.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_03: He had everybody committing suicide, so the aliens could you know come through on the other.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_04: I don't watch Ancient Aliens.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_04: What is Applegate?
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_03: Uh that's a fellow who had a uh he's in California, wasn't he?
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_02: He was in California.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_02: Uh at the time he was down in Southern California and it was a cult.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_02: And they uh believed that Hailbop, the comet that was flying by, was going to take everybody with them and they were gonna exit their physical bodies and leave the earth and move through the rapture.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_01: Is this after MK Ultra?
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_02: They uh after the punch poison they they poisoned they they pull they lived in a commune-like setting in bunk bunk beds and they poisoned themselves with applesauce, and they were all dressed in black with black and white Nike shoes.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_02: And at the time I was working at a company called Rocket Science and the Pranksters at Rocket Science did a gigantic mural of this guy who had these crazy eyes, and they put it in the entrance of the company and they emptied the refrigerator and they filled the refrigerator with applesauce, and then they lined up black shoes against the wall.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_02: And that's what they did at the end of the day.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_02: I'm assuming this is after Jim Jones.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_02: This is much after Jim Jones, but it's a California thing.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_02: Wasn't Jim Jones California?
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's a he was a San Franciscan where a lot of this stuff happens.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but he was down in South America when he did this.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, when he did the full point.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he was down there.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_02: So I mean these stories have lots of twists in it, and you know.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_04: Wasn't that a religious cult, Jim Jones?
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, of course.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_01: The cult, that's uh that's a California thing.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_02: There's lots of fun stuff coming out of California.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_02: Back in the good days.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_02: Nowadays, now we have to go to South Africa.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_02: Just don't talk.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_01: Excuse me.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_01: Whatever race Trump's gonna come in uh terrorize.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_02: No, it's more like this.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever race or gender you are, please be quiet.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_02: I'm talking.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_02: That's California.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_02: I just hate you.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_02: I just hate you because I I was told to, so shut up.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_04: See, this is what cults lead to.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_04: Uh it's its own left-wing cult now.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, unfortunately, his legions of followers swallowed his prophecy, hook, line, and sinker.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_04: Many allegedly quit their jobs and sold their homes and cars in anticipation of Armageddon.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_04: This is the entrepreneurial idea.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_04: Cash in, it's a free market.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_04: There we go.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_01: This is the brought them all up.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_04: The South African guy has a lot of new cars.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_04: The parking lot's full.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't do my exams because I thought it doesn't matter.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_04: One crestfallen believer wrote on TikTok with a crying emoji.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_04: One day after realizing the apocalypse wasn't now, now look at me.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, and they they show what I guess they projected to happen, which is with the the going up into the spaceship into the spaceship in the sky.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_02: What are is I mean, this guy's still alive, he's still around.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_02: Is he somehow liable for anything?
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_02: Is there any liability?
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_04: He's in South Africa.
• 38:11
  SPEAKER_04: What happens with these Nigerian scams?
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_04: You never catch them, so they just keep going.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know the liability and all this.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_04: It does say, however, Melakia claimed that the prediction revision was not an error, but simply based on a vision in which the Savior said this come to Jesus moment would occur at a later date.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_04: He said his early divination divination had been off by about a month because the Passover celebration was transpiring under the astrological sign of Pisces.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_04: So now we're crossing Christianity with astrology.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_03: And you and I'm it's it's alien demons that are pulling out.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_04: That explains everything.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_04: Uh he insisted the true Passover would occur when the sun is in Aries, just like in the Exodus story detailing the Israelites' departure from Egypt.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_04: This allowed him to shift the heavenly goalpost to October.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_04: However, as biblical scholars have pointed out, the sun wasn't in Aries during the biblical Exodus.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_04: Meanwhile, other penitents is that like penitents have frequently accused Michaela of crack pottery.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_04: So last September, he declared if someone sets the date of rapture, they are directly contradicting Jesus, a YouTube preacher, Vladimir Savchuk.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_04: Meanwhile, one theologian on YouTube quipped that the South African seer was likely correct as the Bible says there will be false prophets when the time is near.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_04: And there they are.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_04: So you mock materialism, Darren.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, no.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_04: But now the South African guy is quoting the Bible and astrology, and people are selling their homes.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_02: I dig it.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's great.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_02: But I think it's limited.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_02: That's it's it's yeah.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_02: It's limited to monkey brains.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_02: It is limited to monkey brains.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_04: Uh and it's monkey brains making these rapture predictions.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_04: But unfortunately, they're using magic.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_04: Monkeys got out of the barrel.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_04: This monkey barrel's going pretty fast.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_04: But speaking of materialist things such as robots and AI, we have another story.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_04: Police seize robot that groped 16-year-old girl investigating whether young men were at the controls.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_04: In Cologne, Germany.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_04: So these are Will's people.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_04: I was waiting for it.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_01: His idea.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_04: These Germans are very uh methodical with their uh plans.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_03: It cannot be the machine.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_03: It has to be the young men.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_03: Was this for Oktoberfest?
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_04: Uh it might have been.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_04: See?
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_04: We wouldn't know.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_04: Will would know.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it Oktoberfest started last month.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_04: Um but that might have been when this happened.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_03: So although if you are local, go to uh Cafe Old Vienna because they still have Oktoberfest going on.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_03: Delicious.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_02: I would go there for sure.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_02: I'd go there right now if I could.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_04: Well, not only did Will put us on to this very fancy accordion playing Austrian German place.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_04: No, we love that.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_04: But also Will can speak some form of German.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_04: Deutschlisch.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_04: Deutschlisch.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_04: Is this some sort of a Wisconsin bent?
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's a German Wisconsin thing, I think.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_04: German cheese whisk.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_01: This is like with the Wisconsin accent.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_01: It is.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_04: It is.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_03: It's it's bastardized German, definitely.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_04: It's like the Yiddish of the Germans.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_04: They have some hybrid uh How would in Deutschlish how would you say grope the 16-year-old?
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_04: Grope the 16-year-old.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_04: Well, now back to Cologne, Germany.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_04: German authorities opened an investigation into possible sexual harassment after a robot controlled by two young men touched the buttocks of a 16-year-old girl and made thrusting movements towards her, police said.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_04: Police in West the Western City of Cologne.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_04: Is that how that's pronounced?
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_04: Did he have to check with I it might have been a Barbie Kendall thing, just metal, or it might have had a broomstick hanging off.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_04: We'll have to be like one of those plumbing wrenches.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_04: Same thing that tightens up his uh hip bolts is hanging off the middle.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_04: Uh police in Western City of Cologne responded after the incident overnight Saturday to Sunday, in which the robot suspected 16-year-old owner and 19-year-old companion were said to have filmed the alleged assault.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_04: So Germans putting their mastermind plans together.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_04: They were said to have streamed the incident and commented on it online.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_04: Cologne police spokesman Christoph Bermel said the two male teenagers had not been charged but are considered suspects, and investigators are examining whether the robot's movements were pre-programmed or controlled in real time.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it was.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, when he's humping her like a dog.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_02: Was this pre-programmed?
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_02: We we've known from recent history when they're not pre-programmed, they hit people.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_04: They do.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_04: They do helicopter specs.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_04: They've been doing Jean-Claude Van Damme like farm kicks and shit.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_04: If you push them in the chest, especially, they go into like a Kung Fu side.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_04: And they start doing some Steven Segal shit on you.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they're not doing this.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_03: So, Mike, are you going to be introducing robots to help you with uh doing maintenance at the uh all girls uh nursing college?
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_01: Nah.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna add the robots doing the work for you.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_04: Groping.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_04: He thinks like Willie, let's the robots have the liability.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_01: Let the other monkeys get in trouble.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_01: Disclaimer like chip does.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_02: Are you still gonna be able to call in from this facility and like give us updates?
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_01: What do you want me to do?
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_01: Heavy breathing?
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_01: We'll do another.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_04: This is what the women hear when he calls us.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna call something heavy breathing.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_04: The female doctor keeps complaining of someone in the building calling and breathing heavy.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_04: Hey, what are y'all guys wearing?
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_04: I wonder who that is.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_04: Caught shortly after, mafia Mike.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, police were unfamiliar with this type of incident.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_04: He said, We have not been aware of this phenomenon so far, Bermaltoad told the AP.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_04: This is new territory for us.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_04: Emergency team.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_04: That were dispatched to the scene near a fast food restaurant found the robot in the trunk of a vehicle.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_04: Cologne police said in a statement.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_04: The robot and the two young men's mobile phones were confiscated.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_04: North Rhine Westphalia Police Cologne on Facebook posted an image of the red and gold robot lying on the ground.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_04: Red and gold?
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_04: That's like Ultraman.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_02: No, who is it?
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_02: Iron Man.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_04: Iron Man.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_04: Is that Iron Man or Red Man?
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_04: The robot said to be about 311.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_04: That's like little Rhonda.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_04: Was dressed in a white tank top, black sweatpants, and wearing a gold chain and sunglasses.
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_04: You know the 16-year-olds are fucked now.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_04: I like them.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_04: It was also, oh, it was also appeared to be wearing a fake mustache.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_04: I get on.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_04: See, now now this is getting some will uh fingerprints on here.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_02: There we go.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_02: Why are they questioning any of this?
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_02: Like it's obvious.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_03: It's a bunch of kids doing kid stuff to another kid.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_04: But involving robotics now.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_03: So it's at another level.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you know, was the assault really that's a good idea.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_01: If this was if this was like 30 years ago, the story would never even hit the window.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I because everything's so politically crazy.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you can't touch this, you can't touch that.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, it'd be fucking flipping out that there's robots humping women whole.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_03: German and American 16-year-olds are snarky little, I mean, both men and girls.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure that she just got pissed off.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think she felt assaulted, she just felt pissed.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_04: About being humped by a metal robot.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_04: Well, she was on a fake mustache.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_03: He grabbed on it, he pinched her butt, and then he made those thrusting things toward her.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_03: Not on her.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, Will's doing the defense attorney for the jersey.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_04: This is kids being kids.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_03: Was there contacts other than the buttons?
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_03: Leave them kids alone.
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_01: I could see, I could see the girl cologne, yeah.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_01: I could see the girl telling the two boys, you're not man enough to do it yourself.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_01: Were you a pussy?
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_04: How would this go over in surfside?
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_04: Oh God, there'd be SWAT teams.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_03: There'd be uh No, it'd be fine, just as long as you didn't feed the robot.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_04: If that robot fed a pigeon, there might be a problem.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_04: Video circulated on the internet that shows two young men escorting the robot toward a group of women, bumping into one and hugging others in a lively nighttime street.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_04: One of the men repeatedly shouts at the robot and pulls it backward after it made sexual gestures, prompting laughter among people in the area.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_03: He was trying to prevent it from you know getting it.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_04: He was trying to stop, he wasn't placing it by the women.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_04: He was trying to prevent it.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_04: Uh see this.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_04: He's a hero.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_04: This is the Detmering defense team.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_04: Uh on the police Facebook's account on Tuesday, officers criticized inappropriate comments and warned that sharing or joking about such incidents can worsen the impact on any victim.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_04: So I guess Germany's gone full woke on uh on that.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_01: Unfortunately, spreading like a cancer from America.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_04: They didn't show the uh the pictures on this one, but we wanted to see the red and gold robot, but you know, wearing the chains and fake mustache.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe it was possessed by those demon energy.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_02: How do they know the mustache was fake?
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_04: Ah, there might be some DNA testing.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_04: Where'd they get this mustache here?
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_04: Uh but speaking of uh uh an odd incident in the United States, there are two uh celebrity figures of different sorts.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_04: Casey Anthony appears to sound off on Shane Gillis following his SNL mon monologue telling men to do better.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_04: So Shane Gillis made some jokes on SNL about women and the moral authority on topics such like this, which is Casey Anthony.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_04: Who uh had a, I believe, a two-year-old who disappeared on under who they may have thought was murdered by Casey Anthony.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_04: Uh yeah, this is uh Casey Anthony with uh Shane Gilles.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_02: What do they say here?
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_04: Well Oh yeah, I remember.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, she is she's a moral authority in the United States.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_04: Why is anybody even talking to that lady?
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_03: Well, because Graham Dickinson thinks she's hot, so you know.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, really?
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_04: She kind of is.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_03: Now we've got two guys that Casey Anthony's hot.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_03: Who cares if she's a murderer?
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_04: Who cares if she's crazy as hell?
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_02: We all make sure she's unarmed.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_04: Like, why are they asking this lady this?
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_04: Why do I have ex-girlfriends in religious cults?
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_04: What's going on here?
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_04: Is this like a women?
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_04: Is this like a woman like Ted Bundy?
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_04: People always say the quiet ones are the ones who end up shooting places off.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_04: That's true.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_02: Demonic entities getting around.
• 50:11
  SPEAKER_04: This the this alien demon energy is spreading.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_04: Uh it says Casey Anthony appears to be the latest figure way on way in on Shane Gillis's.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_04: I'm screwing with Will's microphone.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_04: Stop playing with the microphone.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_04: Get it together.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_04: Let's see how the psychopath has to say.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_03: I watch him every time we do the recording.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_03: He's got both hands clenched on that thing.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_03: I must it's like a tool.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_03: He must yeah, he must choke that chicken so badly.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_04: It's practice one.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_04: There's some torn skin on some other.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_04: I don't like the microphone.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_04: In this third time hosting the live sketch show on October 10th, Gillis, 38, joked during his monologue, I haven't been to the gym in so long.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't know women dress like expletive now.
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_04: He went on to call out the neon shorts some women wear to the gym, adding, You're not allowed to look because they are filming.
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_04: They do have a camp.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_04: It is like ass paint at the gym.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_02: If you if you meander into this, but tell us.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_04: Well, basically they want to show the full camel toe in 3D.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_04: And uh they they paint their ass clothes on.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, it's a peacocking big time.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, a lot of it.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_03: And and what's what's is strange though, and has been nerve-wracking, is that they they film themselves and they film others that are at the gym trying to try to work out, and then they say, Look at him over there, he's layering at me.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_03: And he's he's looking at you because he wants to use the equipment, you know.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_03: Not your equipment.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_04: And you pay for this, you pay you pay for that.
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_04: You pay for this, yeah, and you just sit in the corner and watch it's sort of like that.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_04: What was that CrossFit thing with the diarrhea a couple weeks ago?
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's sort of like they just sweat their juices on everything and take pictures of their asshole and women that are complaining now that there aren't any men that are gentlemen at the gyms that are uh helping them with spotting and things like that, they're afraid of just even approaching anybody.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, lawsuits and everything else.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_03: They're like, forget that.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_02: The gym has turned into if if guys so you've you've been recently, you can verify a little bit of this.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, they and it's amazing because if I walked in as a 240-pound hairy man wearing uh basically skin tight leggings and crop top.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_02: You should do that.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_04: I would probably get removed, but women can get kind of they get away with it.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you know, this is a bomb.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_03: This sounds like a social experiment that we need to do in real life.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_03: I think we really need to do some sort of pumpkin.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_04: Carolina Forest Planet Fitness is open 24-7.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_04: We're gonna paint, we're gonna paint some 12 on you.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_04: Film it as you go in and get the reaction.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_04: We gotta do something like that.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_04: See, you can't paint it on because I'm all hairy.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_04: So it'll have an extra interesting element.
• 53:11
  unknown: Yeah.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_04: But it is true.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_04: You walk in the gym and it it is like a porno shoot.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_04: It would be it's definitely will territory.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_04: I just got a true story.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_03: It really doesn't do it.
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_03: My my mother, when she first when my folks moved away on me and and moved down to to Georgia, they uh joined this fancy, fancy uh gym uh called uh Sports South.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_03: And I mean this place had uh you know, this like the pearled wood and they had uh chandeliers and things like that.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_03: It was crazy.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_03: I love it.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm I'm coming down from uh from school, you know, just a goofball with no money.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_03: Um I come down and I I I still want to work out.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_03: So my mother says, Oh, you can, you know, come with me to the gym and stuff like that.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, going to the gym with my mother, how much fun is that gonna be?
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_03: But I really wanted to work out.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_03: I went to this place and it was incredible.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_03: First, I went into the locker room, and the lockers, I'm used to you know, metal lockers, half of them are bent up and and stuff like that.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_03: No, these are all wooden lockers, they had all this fancy stuff.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you know, all these soaps and deodorants and things like this.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_03: It was in uh Marietta, Georgia.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and so I'm not used to any of this.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_03: So I go and I start, I find a place, I'm I'm doing uh some pull downs.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_03: And uh as I'm doing the pull downs, I have this girl that plops about eight feet in front of me because there's a mirror, and she starts undulating.
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I it's not stretching, it's not anything.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_04: Please define undulating.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not gonna define undulating.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_04: Undulating pulls into the mirror.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_03: I want people to use their the worst part of their imagination.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_04: She grabs both cheeks and opens them up.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_03: But I am I am trying to work out, and I'm like going, what the hell?
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she's peacocking, she's looking for a mate.
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and so I go to a different different pointing her asshole at Will.
• 55:14
  SPEAKER_04: So a boy goes to a different way.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_03: I go to a different place to work out, and this this woman starts doing this other stuff, you know, right by where me and this other guy are working out, and he's even looking at me like, what the heck is going on?
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_03: My mother gets upset with me.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, we're gonna be a few.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_03: Because she's she thinks I'm following this girl around and leering.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, come on.
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_01: That's a female for you.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_01: Blame the man.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_02: This is the original learning.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_03: My mother, my mother wasn't that that gentle.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_04: She was German from Wisconsin Farm.
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_04: They use metal sticks like Mafia Mike.
• 55:51
  SPEAKER_04: That's right.
• 55:51
  SPEAKER_01: Speaking of Mafia Mike, well, I'm about to go get go back to the truck and go get the bat and kill this guy with the blower.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_01: Every time you do a record, this guy's with the blower.
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_01: Let's bring it to what he's gonna say.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_04: I wonder where this guy's political views are.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_02: Let's go get those guys.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_02: It's like they blow it on somebody else's yard and they walk away like they did something.
• 56:16
  SPEAKER_03: All we have to do, we can keep our hands, we can keep our hands clean.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_03: All we need to do is call ice.
• 56:22
  unknown: Call ice.
• 56:26
  SPEAKER_04: There we go.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_04: Had to bring that money.
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_04: We're picking on the migrants.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_04: Man, get the San Francisco cult out here.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_04: This is very insensitive.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_04: You're not allowed to say.
• 56:36
  SPEAKER_03: Now you see why we do the uh little recording at the beginning of this.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yes.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_04: Here's the liability.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_04: Without you guys talking about it.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_04: That's why we we we uh interfere with it to make sure that you have full liability.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_03: It'll wash back on all of you individually now.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_04: It will, it will.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_04: After Gillis joked about you know, the clothing of the female members of the gym community, Casey Anthony, 40 years old, who is best known for being tried and acquitted in 2011 and 20 uh 2008 for a first-degree murder of her two-year-old daughter, Kayleigh Anthony, uh took to her Substack account.
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_04: I'm sure that's a very enlightening experience.
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_04: Casey Anthony's Substack.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_04: Well, alert the press.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_04: Women can dress however they want.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_04: Women in the gym can dress however they want.
• 57:25
  SPEAKER_04: Men, so you know, she's not proofreading this.
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_04: Uh she's typing in the moment.
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_04: Uh men who have opinions about how women dress need to all go F themselves.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_04: Anthony explained the toxic masculinity trend needs to end.
• 57:39
  SPEAKER_04: That's right.
• 57:39
  SPEAKER_04: These fragile men need to get out of the way of women in totality.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_04: Uh what do you what do you call it when you uh theoretically, allegedly uh what is she drown was the allegation for a two-year-old.
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_04: Uh is that toxic femininity?
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, evidently.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_04: When your mother goes full Lindsay Clancy and starts uh uh uh executing her children.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_04: Uh we do not answer to you.
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_04: We do not dress for you.
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_04: We do not need your useless opinion, men, useless opinions, men, get it together and do better.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_02: That goes back to what we were saying.
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_02: Just don't talk.
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_02: That's really what everybody wants from everybody.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_02: Let's go back to Fred Valence.
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_02: Don't say anything, I'm talking.
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_02: That's it.
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_02: That's all they doesn't matter which gender anymore, too.
• 58:23
  SPEAKER_02: You can that's the whole thing.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_02: Stop talking.
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_02: I'm talking.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, it said listen to the words they are saying and their actions and behavior, she advised Miss Anthony.
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_04: Choose men who are allies with women, not those who want nothing more than to have us as housemaids and effing slaves.
• 58:41
  SPEAKER_04: Anthony, who has since become an actor.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_04: Or trad wife.
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_04: Would Casey Anthony be the ultimate trad wife?
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_04: No God.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_04: She's like, I will say, she has like a wild waitress look to her.
• 58:54
  SPEAKER_04: She does have a little wild.
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_04: This is right up your eye.
• 59:01
  SPEAKER_02: This is right up your eye.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_04: Just don't say anything.
• 59:04
  SPEAKER_04: Don't say anything.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_04: Be an ally to this child executing allegedly.
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_04: Ally shuts up.
• 59:13
  SPEAKER_04: We're gonna do a five-year-old abortion.
• 59:16
  SPEAKER_04: Uh but to end it off now that we're in the last two minutes, there was an interesting South American, Latin American story.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, good.
• 59:23
  SPEAKER_04: A left-wing candidate, his name is Hitler Mussolini.
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 59:29
  SPEAKER_04: That is as left wing as they come.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I was gonna say you can't get further left than left.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, he can't.
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_04: Wins local vote in Peru.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_04: Of course.
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_04: Uh Hitler Mussolini, Simeon Flores.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_04: Mm-hmm.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_04: Like Simeon Ape.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_04: Pretty much, yeah.
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_04: This is getting into Steve Witter.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, this is a combo.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_04: He won by 25 votes in Cueropalca, a district of just over 700 people.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_04: Close call.
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_04: Running for the Ajora Nation Party.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_04: He is not Peru's first elected Hitler.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_04: A Peruvian man named Hitler Mussolini has been elected as mayor of Andean District after winning a local election on a left-wing party ticket.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, that's that's perfect for them.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_04: Hitler Mussolini, Simeon Flores, 45, won the mayoral race in a district in the province of Laura Cocha in Peru.
• 1:00:24
  SPEAKER_04: He received 34% of the vote.
• 1:00:27
  SPEAKER_04: That's about what the Nazis got, by the way.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_04: You wonder plurality.
• 1:00:30
  SPEAKER_04: Did they burn down a library or anything?
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 1:00:33
  SPEAKER_04: He's they're still planning on everything.
• 1:00:35
  SPEAKER_04: On his agenda.
• 1:00:36
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, so his agenda.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, just he just got elected.
• 1:00:40
  SPEAKER_04: He's still workshopping everything.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_04: He's getting getting ready to hand out the free goods.
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_04: The vote was part of a regional and municipal election held across Peru following right-wing firebrand Kiko Sofia Fujimori.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_04: That sounds very Japanese.
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_02: That is Japanese.
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_02: That might be where the right wing and Kiko.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_02: Kiko too is a good female's name.
• 1:00:59
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_04: This is not the first time a Hitler has won over the voters in South America.
• 1:01:05
  SPEAKER_04: The We Are Peru Party, Hitler Alba, served as the mayor of another town in Youngar between 2011 and 2014.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_04: In 2018, he went up against Lenin Vladimir Rodriguez Valverde.
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, how do you lose against the right-wing candidate coming out of me?
• 1:01:25
  SPEAKER_04: How do you lose against that?
• 1:01:28
  SPEAKER_04: Hitler Mussolini versus Lenin Vladimir.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Lenin Vladimir Two leftists going at each other.
• 1:01:36
  SPEAKER_04: Alba, who dubbed himself the good Hitler during during his campaign under the slogans Hitler returns and Hitler with the people.
• 1:01:45
  SPEAKER_04: This is how he's running in Peru.
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_04: He said at the time that his father did not know about the Nazi German dictator when he named him Hitler Mussolini.
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_04: That makes sense.
• 1:01:57
  SPEAKER_04: Also, lawmaker and surgeon Hitler Saidra served in Peru's Congress under the We Are Peru Party.
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_04: It is not uncommon for Peruvians to choose historic or otherwise unusual names for their children, regardless of the negative or controversial connotations.
• 1:02:15
  SPEAKER_04: So Lenin Vladimir Rodriguez Valverde versus uh what was it, Adolf Hitler Mussolini?
• 1:02:23
  SPEAKER_04: I did.
• 1:02:23
  SPEAKER_04: When I was in fifth grade, there was a Colombian kid named Adolfo.
• 1:02:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Adolfo's a normal that's a normal yeah.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_04: We made the connection then.
• 1:02:33
  SPEAKER_04: There may have been suspicious uh uh grounding to that.
• 1:02:37
  SPEAKER_04: But but I guess uh, you know, Hitler Mussolini.
• 1:02:40
  SPEAKER_04: Were they bad?
• 1:02:41
  unknown: No.
• 1:02:42
  SPEAKER_04: Does that sound bad?
• 1:02:43
  SPEAKER_04: I guess I'll just name my child uh I can't even come up with an analogy.
• 1:02:48
  SPEAKER_04: Well they still Dahmer Jeffrey Dahmer, Pol Pot, L.
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_04: Stalin.
• 1:02:54
  SPEAKER_04: They named kids Napoleon.
• 1:02:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Napoleon.
• 1:02:57
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but that's further back.
• 1:02:59
  SPEAKER_03: It's like Napoleon Dynamite, yeah.
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:03:02
  SPEAKER_04: There are yeah, I knew a kid named Napoleon.
• 1:03:03
  SPEAKER_04: Napoleon.
• 1:03:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Napoleon.
• 1:03:05
  SPEAKER_04: Don't they have uh Napy?
• 1:03:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, nappy, nappy Napoleon.
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_04: But I thought that that was a full six stories.
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_04: We've got two minutes over, including an introduction that he may be impossible to edit.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there we go.
• 1:03:19
  SPEAKER_04: So he might have to overdub it.
• 1:03:20
  SPEAKER_03: I might have to just take it out.
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because we've also spilled over.
• 1:03:27
  SPEAKER_03: We'll bend it someone when we get to you next week.
• 1:03:29
  SPEAKER_03: Well, this has been another exciting and wonderful adventure that we've had of microphone monkeys.
• 1:03:35
  SPEAKER_03: Say goodbye, monkeys.
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_05: No need for the microphone monkeys.
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_05: People say we're at our kids found trees.
• 1:03:55
  SPEAKER_05: Hey, we're the microphone.