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Phone Tap: Classy Weddings Only · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone Tap, Brooke poses as a wedding planner,
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  Speaker 1: but not just eddy wedding planner, a last second fill
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  Speaker 1: in for a bride who's supposed to get married just
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  Speaker 1: weeks from now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's so easy going and not stressed
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  Speaker 2: at all. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And when Brooke is in charge of planning your wedding,
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  Speaker 1: I can promise you two things. One it'll be elegant,
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  Speaker 1: and two it'll be way over budget within the first
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  Speaker 1: twenty four hours. Don't believe me. You'll hear it in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now, you're.
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, I'm calling from Events and Wedding Planning. My name
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  Speaker 2: is Sarah Finaglamore.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, how are you doing.
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  Speaker 3: Are you Tiffany?
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  Speaker 4: Yes I am, I'm sweet.
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  Speaker 2: Well I'm calling to tell you that Aubrey has quit
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  Speaker 2: from the company and I'm taking over your little event.
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  Speaker 4: Are you serious. We've been planning this last four months together.
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  Speaker 2: To trust me, you're in much better hands. I have worked
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  Speaker 2: with everyone from princes to politicians to certain celebrities. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 2: I don't like to name names, but have you heard
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  Speaker 2: of Nelly?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? I have.
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  Speaker 2: I worked with a fourth Saint Lunatic in his crew.
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  Speaker 3: Well, not to brag. Not to brag.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I brag about that.
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  Speaker 2: Humility is becoming on people, isn't it. So back to you,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going over your budget and I saw an error.
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  Speaker 3: It almost made me laugh out loud.
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  Speaker 4: What type of error did you find?
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  Speaker 3: How unbecoming laughter?
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh, yes, someone forgot a zero? It said your
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  Speaker 2: budget was only forty thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's my budget, and I'm sticking to my budget.
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  Speaker 4: What so how would it be more than that? That's
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  Speaker 4: as much as that s move I could pay right
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  Speaker 4: now for everything.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, Tiffany, it is right, you're joking.
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  Speaker 4: I'm serious. My budget is forty thousand in that's it.
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  Speaker 4: It's compressible planning this wedding. It's in a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have time to.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to interrupt you right there and let
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  Speaker 2: you know I was planning to spend that much just
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  Speaker 2: for your napkins.
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  Speaker 4: Now that's outrages. So why was I spend forty thousand
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  Speaker 4: just for nappings? Why anything?
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  Speaker 2: Why is because there's special Egyptian napkins flown in from Turkey.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care where they're from. I didn't act for that.
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  Speaker 3: According to our agreement which you signed.
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  Speaker 2: With Aubrey, we have full authority to spend whatever we
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  Speaker 2: deem appropriate for your occasion.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I need to think disagreement because this doesn't make
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  Speaker 4: any sense.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So I'm guessing from your tone that it's
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  Speaker 2: going to be a no on the imported moon dust confetti.
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  Speaker 2: Imported what you don't know moondust confetti?
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't know what is it.
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  Speaker 2: It's naturally harvested from the lunar surface during secret NASA emissions.
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  Speaker 2: It's so hot right now. I lost ten thousand dollars
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  Speaker 2: per handful.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, you can't be serious.
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  Speaker 3: I need to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not getting moons as confettis.
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  Speaker 2: I don't normally work with clients who are so cheap.
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  Speaker 4: You called me cheap.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I think your budget called you cheap. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: What did you say?
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  Speaker 3: You know what? I'm just going to cross that off.
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  Speaker 3: Moon dust is.
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  Speaker 4: Out, yes, cross it off now.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I will have to tell you that I can't
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  Speaker 2: do anything about your bouquet made entirely of endangered rainforest
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  Speaker 2: or kids though what already purchased.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't talk about this.
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  Speaker 2: Each flower is flown in individually via private jet, costing
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  Speaker 2: five thousand dollars per se. No, no outrage from environmentalists.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you did make me laugh.
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  Speaker 4: You shouldn't be laughing right now. You're really stressing me out.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have this kind of money.
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  Speaker 3: Are you upset because you're one of those tree huggers?
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  Speaker 4: Stop talking. I don't know what this is. It seems
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  Speaker 4: like you're the wrong planner for me, and it's completely
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  Speaker 4: out of my budget.
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  Speaker 3: I'm wrong. No one has ever fired Saraphina Glamore.
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  Speaker 4: Well, this is the first time you're fired. You're done.
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  Speaker 2: Actually you should think about firing your friend Tanisha or
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  Speaker 2: Lee's getting her out of your wedding party. She's the
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  Speaker 2: one that set you up for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because this is actually broke from the radio show
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: Tanisha set you up for a phone tap?
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  Speaker 4: Are you freaking kidding?
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  Speaker 2: Me said you were really stressed about your wedding, and
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  Speaker 2: she said, chill out, relax, Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Important booms us.
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  Speaker 3: Oh did you want me to add that back onto
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  Speaker 3: the list.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, you guys are crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I may be able to get it off market for
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  Speaker 2: only eight thousand.
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  Speaker 3: Dollars a handful. Oh my god, what a bargain, right.
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  Speaker 4: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,