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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2020: #7 Chef Can't Cook Eggs · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We're continuing our holiday countdown at the top ten phone
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  Speaker 1: taps of the year powered by Xbox Series X. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: Real System, and it looks like the number seven prank
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  Speaker 1: call stars our own Jose Bolanio. I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: anyone ever said he likes to be the center of
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  Speaker 1: a ten. It's really weird. Today Jose speaks to the
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  Speaker 1: owner of a diner who recently went out of town
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  Speaker 1: on vacation, which apparently he's a really big deal because
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  Speaker 1: his employees said he's not taken a day off in
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  Speaker 1: almost a decade. Yeah, guy, you stressed him else. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: of course. The moment he steps away, Jose gets hired
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  Speaker 1: to be the new cook and it's a complete disaster.
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  Speaker 1: It's your number seven phone tap of twenty twenty right now.
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey's ten Phone House of Christmas, Hard Body All New
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  Speaker 1: Xbox Series X number seven. Oh hi, is this Richard Lewis? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Are you the owner of breakfast House?
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry? Yeah I am man, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: thank godre here. Hey, this is Lenny, Lenny who. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the new cook at your restaurant. Glenda hired me. What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Matt is our cook? No, Matt quit, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why Glenda hired me to Matt either way,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're calling me. I'm on vacation.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta talk to Glenda. She's in front of me.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm so sorry to call you while your own vacation.
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  Speaker 1: But Glenda laft, dude, I didn't know what else to do,
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  Speaker 1: like whooahoa, whoa, whoa. All right, listen, you need to
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  Speaker 1: calm down. And then man is gone and Glenda laughed
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  Speaker 1: and you have a cook now, yeah, exactly. I find myself. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I need your help. Man, I sold my airs. You
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  Speaker 1: need to handle this. I don't know why you're calling me,
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  Speaker 1: he plays, I'm on the phone. He out a customer.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I need your help. Okay, this is it.
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  Speaker 1: It sound really bad, Okay, and I know, especially because
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  Speaker 1: I'm the cook. Promise you're not gonna judge me. But
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  Speaker 1: I have to tell you what. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to flip an egg. What you tell me? Glenda hired
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  Speaker 1: you and you don't know how to flip them? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I get you. And I tried like sixty times and
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  Speaker 1: every single fund of the breaking. Why are you and
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  Speaker 1: I kicken vasic thing? I'm not put to flip an
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  Speaker 1: egg light on my resume. Okay, Glenda didn't know. I
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  Speaker 1: used to work at a magic Start. I just flipped
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  Speaker 1: those all the time. Oh my god, I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: this is happening. I've tried to Dane. We gotta pack up, Diane,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta packing their Relax. I'm gonna handle this. Okay. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no no. I don't looking to touch a thing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean up the whole morning already, good employ Gay.
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  Speaker 1: I tried everything. I tried, using three spatulas, a spoon.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to flip it with my bare hand ones
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  Speaker 1: and girl like she cling crap my hand, R handed
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  Speaker 1: me her hand. Well, hearing your favorite with a piece
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  Speaker 1: of metal. Stupid eggs freaking running everywhere, grabbing scroll work.
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  Speaker 1: Wait wait, all right, all I know is you gotta
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  Speaker 1: get the pip in on my restaurant right now. You
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  Speaker 1: were like glubbering Mesh and the moron on the job
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  Speaker 1: as you're a cook. I'm a chef. You are not
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  Speaker 1: a cook or a moron. And you might be up her.
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of a love suit. There's for lying. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know your damn cob at fraud all right there,
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  Speaker 1: and you put it here on my business. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: actually you might not want to assume me. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have any money. Brother, where all the people go? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, my customers just walk out. No, no, there's
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  Speaker 1: no customers at all. What Oh that's that's even worse. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I mean no, there's no customers ever. That was a
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  Speaker 1: sound effect. None of that was real. This is all
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  Speaker 1: a prank. Phone called Glenda set you off. This is
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  Speaker 1: Jose from Breaking Jeffrey in the morning. I'm doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Okay, now go relax. You gave
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  Speaker 1: me a heart attacker. Then my business was going burn down.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, all my customers, would you ever Jesus Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you're fine. Look, you're are on vacation. Grab a drink,
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  Speaker 1: Go lay down, brother, and just relax. You're fine. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm grabbing three drinks. That was what was your number
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  Speaker 1: seven phone tap of twenty twenty