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Phone Tap: Yuck The Yankees · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y away. Picture. There's a restaurant
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  Speaker 2: or a deli that serves the most amazing food. Don't
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  Speaker 2: love it, eat it all the time, and then all
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden they tell you, Nope, can't have it anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody else still can, just not you. And that's what
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  Speaker 2: happens today when we call a guy who orders lunch
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  Speaker 2: from the same place every week. His buddy knows that,
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  Speaker 2: so he called ahead, canceled his order, and then had
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  Speaker 2: me pose as a deli employee to tell him he
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  Speaker 2: has been banned. I love You're gonna hear why in
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  Speaker 2: your phone? Tap right now an.
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  Speaker 3: Hello? Hi?
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  Speaker 2: Is this Mitch?
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  Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah? I was calling.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Kenny. I'm calling from Delhi.
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  Speaker 3: Oh are you calling to let me know that my
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  Speaker 3: order is ready to pick up? Well?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, we why I called it in like half
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  Speaker 2: an hour ago. But wait for you we received your order,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm really sorry to do this. We will not
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  Speaker 2: be able to fill it for you.
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  Speaker 3: What what the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: We reserve the right to refuse service to any customer.
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  Speaker 3: Right, hold on, hold on, refuse you're refusing service.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want you to be like upset it me
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  Speaker 2: about this. Why, I'm sorry. It's just the last time
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  Speaker 2: that you came in here. Yeah, I guess that it
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  Speaker 2: was a few weeks ago. You picked up an order.
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  Speaker 3: We'll come west. Get to a point already, good, drawn
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  Speaker 3: it out.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So while you were here, our manager noticed that
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  Speaker 2: you were wearing a Yankees.
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  Speaker 3: Hat and what the about it?
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  Speaker 2: Well? Uh, the Yankees can go themselves.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell did you just s?
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  Speaker 2: You know you don't want me to repeat that, right,
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  Speaker 2: I do repeat that please? I guess you can go
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  Speaker 2: yourself again.
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right, all right, all right, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, I'm sorry. My manager told me that I had
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  Speaker 2: to say that to you.
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  Speaker 3: Your manager is a moron.
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  Speaker 2: Well maybe I've never personally seen his test scores.
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  Speaker 3: So it's a figure of speech, you idiot.
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  Speaker 2: I just I guess you know. The manager is a
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  Speaker 2: big baseball fan, and he's always hated the Yankees.
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  Speaker 3: What does this have anything to do with lunch order?
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  Speaker 2: He's the one who gets to choose which customers we serve,
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  Speaker 2: and he says.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, he does not get to choose based on
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  Speaker 3: what the customer wears.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's kind of his like his.
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  Speaker 3: Deli News slash America. We could do whatever we want,
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  Speaker 3: and sure as hell, I can wear whatever I want.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I understand you. You're mad, but this is not
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  Speaker 2: coming from me. It's just the manager.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, you work for him. It's coming from you.
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  Speaker 2: Is there a chance that you're not really a Yankees fan? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: My god, I wore that hat on accident.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, sure, tell him that I want my sandwich.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll tell him and maybe he'd change his mind.
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  Speaker 3: I good. I hope he does.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So if he gives the green light for this,
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  Speaker 2: when you pick it up in twenty minutes, just make
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  Speaker 2: sure that you're wearing a Boston hat.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, by go, are you insane?
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  Speaker 2: You know Boston like the Red Sox.
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  Speaker 3: Oh? I know the Red Sox.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah they're there. They're the superior team in terms of
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  Speaker 2: talent and fandom. I mean history.
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  Speaker 3: You want to know about history. Look how many championshes
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  Speaker 3: we won, Go look at the stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I think the Yankees would win that argument though, that
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  Speaker 2: they've won more exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm a Yankee fan. Gimmy sandwich already.
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  Speaker 2: You said you weren't a Yankees, you said you were
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  Speaker 2: a Boston fan.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying whatever, just so i can get my food.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'll tell the manager, and when you pick
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  Speaker 2: up your sandwich, just casually drop the fact that you
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  Speaker 2: think David Ortiz is by far superior to Mickey Mantle. God,
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  Speaker 2: I think that would be really helpful.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to go there, Joe DiMaggio, Louke Carrig,
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  Speaker 3: Derek Jeter. I go all day by them.
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  Speaker 2: I heard Derek Jeter slept with so many supermodels that
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  Speaker 2: he got super diseases, just like your friend Rob.
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  Speaker 3: Has Wait wait wait wait what?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Rob told me that he wants to get action
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  Speaker 2: like Jeters. So he's gonna switch to be a Red
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  Speaker 2: Sox fan. Man, No, he's not, and he's willing to
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  Speaker 2: do a prank phone call on you on the radio
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  Speaker 2: to prove it. He's what Yeah, he's doing a prank
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  Speaker 2: on you right now because you're on Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the Morning. Oh Rob said that you guys go
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  Speaker 2: there for lunch all the time, and last week he said,
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  Speaker 2: you thought someone looked at you in a weird way.
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  Speaker 2: Oh boy, You thinking maybe it had something to do with
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  Speaker 2: the Yankee hat.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I thought it did when you brought it up.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean you have to admit that. The Red
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  Speaker 2: Sox they're.
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  Speaker 3: Like, no, no, no, no, let's not go there. I
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  Speaker 3: just calm down, Let's not do this again.
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  Speaker 2: Week up every morning was phone tabs.
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  Speaker 3: Weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 3: Morning