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Phone Tap: Car Clairvoyant · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of you listening probably don't know that we've been doing
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  Speaker 1: this show together for a long long time. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well over a decade and a lot of really really
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  Speaker 1: dumb segment ideas have made it onto the air ye time.
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  Speaker 1: I mean like really stupid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, one happened that pre dates Jose even being here,
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  Speaker 1: where we had one of Brooks's friends on the phone
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  Speaker 1: and we had her pretend that she was a car psyche. Remember,
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  Speaker 1: So listeners would call in, they would honk their car horn,
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  Speaker 1: and this lady would be able to tell the make
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  Speaker 1: and model of their vehicle just by the sound. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I gotta tell you.
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  Speaker 2: The trick was that the callers would tell our producer
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  Speaker 2: what they were driving first, and then he would tell Tanya.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, Tyler.
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  Speaker 1: Well one of our all time dumb ideas, So I
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  Speaker 1: love it.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't use.
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  Speaker 1: That exact concept, but we are bringing the car psychic
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  Speaker 1: act in a different way. And now this psychic needs
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  Speaker 1: car insurance. In your phone tap right now, This.
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  Speaker 2: Is Jason with Insurance. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Jason, My name is Jevin Quibb. And I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: because I need to add a very specific type of
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  Speaker 1: coverage to my policy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you looking to ensure? Uh?
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's it's kind of hard to describe, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I've been doing this a long time, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure whatever it is, we could do something.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 4: Then, yeah, I guess maybe you've heard of this before.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm a car clairvoyant.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I I don't know. Could you actually explain that a
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  Speaker 2: little more?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I have a gift where I can see the future,
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  Speaker 4: but only with my red Hyundai.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure I understand.
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  Speaker 4: For example, just last night I had a vision of
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  Speaker 4: a car crash at the intersection of Eighth and Cedar,
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  Speaker 4: very vivid, and that there was spilled or and soda
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  Speaker 4: and a saxophone flying through the windshield. And I want
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  Speaker 4: to save some money by filing a preclaim for when
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  Speaker 4: it happens.
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  Speaker 2: A preclaim. Yeah, I'm sorry, what are you what are
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  Speaker 2: you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Think of it like time travel insurance. You don't want
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  Speaker 4: to be the guy who denied me and then sees
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  Speaker 4: it come true on the news and realizes, oh gosh,
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  Speaker 4: I blew it.
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  Speaker 2: Wait did you say time travel insurance.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you're acting like you've never ensured this before. But
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  Speaker 4: you said you've seen pretty much everything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen every type of actual insurance, not something
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  Speaker 2: for a car clearvoint.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but I'm not asking for a full payout or anything,
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  Speaker 4: just partial coverage in case the universe collapses from the
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  Speaker 4: weight of my foresight.
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  Speaker 2: In case the universe collapses.
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  Speaker 3: You're being difficult with me.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, I'm not being difficult with you. I just you know,
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  Speaker 2: this isn't something that people ensure.
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  Speaker 3: This is feels like a pretty normal request.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not, though. That's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to feel really dumb when a saxophone hits
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  Speaker 4: my red Hyundai later today because I told you so.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean, but why would I feel dumb? It's
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  Speaker 2: It's not like it's not something we do.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh, did you hear that?
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  Speaker 4: That's a dark blue nineteen ninety six Cadillact de Ville
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  Speaker 4: And I didn't even look out the window.
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  Speaker 3: I just knew it. It's my gift.
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  Speaker 1: So do you believe me?
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  Speaker 3: Now? Do you believe in my carvoyance?
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  Speaker 2: No? Why would I?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, fine, you win? What if I scale it back?
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  Speaker 4: You can just ensure my third eye.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: You can listen as non traditional vision assistance.
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  Speaker 3: Nope, you must have that.
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  Speaker 2: We do We don't have anything like that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you don't do that either.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, but I think you need to speak
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  Speaker 2: to a different kind of specialist because this is just
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  Speaker 2: completely out of.
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  Speaker 4: My own you know what, Jason, even though I'm a
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  Speaker 4: car psychic, I knew you were going to say that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Kevin, Kevin quib that's correct, right, I gotta go.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, wait, hold on, because guess what else I saw.
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  Speaker 2: I really don't care at this point because I don't
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  Speaker 2: care about a car psychic.
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  Speaker 4: No, you will care because I saw this very moment happening,
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  Speaker 4: you on the radio getting prank phone called.
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  Speaker 2: It's what do you? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: You're on the radio right now, Jason, and my real
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  Speaker 1: name is Jeff from a show called Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I am I'm just joking.
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  Speaker 2: My god, you owe my I was so so confused.
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  Speaker 1: That was just I know, that was a whole point.
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  Speaker 1: Your coworker, Kelly wanted to set you up because she said,
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  Speaker 1: you're the only one in the office who still takes
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  Speaker 1: weird calls pretty seriously. She want us to go full
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  Speaker 1: weird man.
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  Speaker 2: I was on the Google car clear Plane insurance to
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  Speaker 2: see if I was a crazy one.
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  Speaker 1: That's a real thing now thanks to you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: I predict that you will be the leader of car
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  Speaker 1: clairvoyance insurance all around the globe.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's like A makes some money. It's like
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  Speaker 2: I'm not A.
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  Speaker 1: I'll follow my preclaim with you tomorrow morning.
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  Speaker 2: Cool, I'll be here a week up.
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