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Phone Tap: HOA Pet Problems · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: You know, when you Google the most ridiculous HOA rules,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of things come up, including stuff like no
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  Speaker 1: visible trash cans on the street. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So dumb.
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  Speaker 1: You can have them out, but I guess they need
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  Speaker 1: to be camouflaged or something.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have the invisible ones?
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  Speaker 1: The invisible trash cans. Yeah, those are the ones I got.
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  Speaker 1: How did I forget? And it'll look like the street.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of glad that I don't live in an HOA,
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  Speaker 1: but one unlucky lady does.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: And she's complained to her friend about it multiple times,
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  Speaker 1: and her friend did the right thing and told us
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  Speaker 1: to prank her.
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  Speaker 2: Yes!
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  Speaker 1: So that's what we do, courtesy of her HOA. In
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey's.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: Phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi, is this Angela Ranke?
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  Speaker 2: This is Angela. Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Toby from the Homeowners Association.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, hi, Toby.
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  Speaker 1: Hi. How are you on this fine day? Great.
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing okay. You and I haven't met, have we?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: No. I think I would recognize this voice for sure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to get right into business with you here
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  Speaker 1: because sometimes these calls can go really well, but sometimes
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  Speaker 1: they can get a little bit ugly. I just want
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  Speaker 1: to know, are you coachable? I'm sorry? Are you coachable?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure what that means.
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  Speaker 1: We'll just open to a little constructive criticism from the HOA.
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  Speaker 1: I guess so.
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  Speaker 2: Is there a problem?
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  Speaker 1: Well, problem or problems, plural. What? Because, truth be told,
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  Speaker 1: we have had a few issues around you specifically. Really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I find that awful hard to believe because I haven't
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  Speaker 2: done anything wrong.
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, well... Like we talked about earlier, stay coachable because
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  Speaker 1: last Thursday you were observed with your dog off leash
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  Speaker 1: in your front yard.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I think the key word there is my front yard.
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  Speaker 1: I think the key word is off leash.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'd like to know what neighbor of mine called
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  Speaker 2: me in for not having my dog on a leash
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  Speaker 2: in my own front yard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Angela, I'm not going to do that. I can't
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  Speaker 1: sell out your neighbors to you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Just know that what you did was wrong. You may
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  Speaker 1: not know the rules, but it is a violation and
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  Speaker 1: a $ 65 fine. Wow. $ 65 for having my own dog
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  Speaker 1: in my own yard. So again, I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 1: uphold the rules here.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's absolutely, that's asinine. That's the stupidest thing I've
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  Speaker 2: ever heard of. And I don't think it would make
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  Speaker 2: sense to any of my neighbors as well.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, we're not quite done because last Saturday you
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  Speaker 1: were observed using non-eco-friendly dog bags to clean up. What?
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  Speaker 1: I know. I am shocked, too. And while we do
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  Speaker 1: appreciate you picking up the waste, the wrong bag is
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  Speaker 1: going to be a $ 35 fine. I have the wrong bag?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? I have the same bag
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  Speaker 2: that everybody else does.
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  Speaker 1: No, yours is a darker shade of brown, and we
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  Speaker 1: specifically want people to use light brown, eco-friendly bags.
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  Speaker 2: I swear to God, it's eco-friendly. I'm not using rogue
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  Speaker 2: dog bags, whatever you're thinking.
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  Speaker 1: Either way, they're not approved, and you will need to
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  Speaker 1: pay that fine, okay? I'm not paying s * * *. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's funny that you used that word because that's what
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  Speaker 1: you're picking up with the dog bags. Oh my God.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: I see what you did. You're kind of funny.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to be funny. I'm pissed off.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, speaking of peed off, our neighbors were a
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  Speaker 1: little peed off two Sundays ago. Because are you aware
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  Speaker 1: that there is a pet speed limit in our neighborhood?
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that one of the dumbest rules that I apparently
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  Speaker 2: don't know that make no sense on the planet?
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  Speaker 1: It's in the HOA guidelines that even though we do
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  Speaker 1: admit that your dog was on a leash and you
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: were running with it, we like to keep it under
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  Speaker 1: three miles an hour. Are you freaking kidding me? No,
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  Speaker 1: it's a safety thing. And you were clocked at going
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  Speaker 1: nearly five miles an hour with your pup.
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  Speaker 2: So my dog's on a leash, and I'm jogging with
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  Speaker 2: it on the leash, and that's not allowed.
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  Speaker 1: Jogging is allowed. You were more sprinting.
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard of any of this. I want to
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  Speaker 2: talk to whoever's above you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the only person above me is God, and God
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  Speaker 1: takes direct orders from your friend Nicole... What? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: know she doesn't live in your neighborhood, but she is
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  Speaker 1: in charge of all of this because we're really doing
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call on you right now. And this
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  Speaker 1: is on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: No way. No way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully that clears it up. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to kill her. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Nicole told us that you've been complaining a lot lately
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  Speaker 1: about the HOA. Is it really that bad?
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  Speaker 2: It's not that bad, but it is that bad.
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  Speaker 1: Right. But you are OK with wearing a speedometer while
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  Speaker 1: you run with your dog that beeps when you go
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  Speaker 1: over four miles an hour.
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  Speaker 2: If there's a speed limit, I'm doubling it at this point.
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  Speaker 1: Well, hold on. What happened to you being coachable?
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  Speaker 2: Definitely not. I think this proves I'm not coachable.
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.