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Phone Tap: 3 Spritz · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who works at the food
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  Speaker 1: court and the mall, and we've heard that during his breaks,
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  Speaker 1: he likes to walk over to Macy's and use their
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  Speaker 1: free cologne samples so that I can smell nice for
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  Speaker 1: his girlfriend after work.
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  Speaker 2: Betty gets extra tips too. Nice thing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, his girlfriend took that sweet little gesture and asked
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  Speaker 1: us to use it against him for a prank.
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  Speaker 2: That is dbus. She's a good girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: The only person who could pull off something that ruthless
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  Speaker 1: is Brooke. Oh, so she's gonna make this dude awfully
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  Speaker 1: uncomfortable in your phone.
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  Speaker 2: Tap right now?
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  Speaker 3: Another pretzels.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm looking for an employee there named Eli.
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  Speaker 3: This is Eli.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, funny, you're Eli. We have a problem.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, who is this?
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  Speaker 2: My name's Betty and I'm the director of Macy's employee operation.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, did you call to order some pretzels or something?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, I called to discuss your breaks from the
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  Speaker 2: pretzel shop. Do you ever happen to walk over into
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  Speaker 2: the Macy's store? Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I guess occasionally.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, occasionally. It's funny.
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  Speaker 3: What's going on here? I'm kind of confused.
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  Speaker 2: I just need to know when you're inside Macy's. Do
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  Speaker 2: you ever peruse the store? We have you on security camera.
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  Speaker 3: What are you saying I stole something? Because that's not
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  Speaker 3: anything I would ever.
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  Speaker 2: Does in the sky. You lie, they don't lie.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you I didn't steal anything. I really didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, played dumb.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you the issue I've gotten back over the
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  Speaker 2: security tapes and the days you work at the pretzel shop.
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: I see you go buy the men's section and do
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  Speaker 2: a little sprits of the sample cologne. But what so
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  Speaker 2: you're just okay with stealing from the store.
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  Speaker 3: Response samples?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a sample cologne with a three sprits limit?
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: It's clearly written on the post it right on the glass.
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  Speaker 2: Three sprints is per customer.
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  Speaker 3: I never seen that something written on the glass. How
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  Speaker 3: am I supposed to know?
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  Speaker 2: It's always playing? I get it all right, Listen. I
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  Speaker 2: spoke to my supervisor about it, and he wanted to
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  Speaker 2: press charges.
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  Speaker 3: For using a sample cologne over.
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  Speaker 2: The given limit. Using the sample cologne, that's not using anymore.
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  Speaker 2: That's stealing. At that point, I.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't know there was a limit.
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  Speaker 2: It's not clear listen. I talked him down, but only
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  Speaker 2: if you pay us back for the colone that you used.
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  Speaker 3: You're telling me I have to pay you back for
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  Speaker 3: free samples that everyone uses when they come in there.
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  Speaker 2: It's not free after three. That's our slogan around here. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: So I'm going to need your credit card right now,
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  Speaker 2: and we can just charge the three hundred and eighty
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  Speaker 2: two dollars in ninety n It's that's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not paying four hundred dollars for sample.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't say four hundred, did I, Ela.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just about four hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you do not know how lucky you are, sir.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, just last week we had someone arrested for
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  Speaker 2: trying on too many pairs of shoes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Now you're just crazy. This is what we.
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  Speaker 2: Crossed at in the day. I don't care if nothing fit,
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  Speaker 2: but you do not take advantage of us.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not taking advantage of you. I work at the
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  Speaker 3: mall just around the corner, so I don't understand why
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  Speaker 3: you just didn't say something to be.
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  Speaker 2: They'll hire anyone these days, won't they.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like this. I'm gonna have to just come
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  Speaker 3: down there and talk to somebody and sort this out.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I'll have you know, if you set foot on
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  Speaker 2: our premises, I'll have our security guard roll you so
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  Speaker 2: hard your future children will have a headache when they're born.
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  Speaker 3: What you're threatening me?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, don't you cry to your girlfriend about it? Jasmine?
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  Speaker 2: What Jasmine, she's actually the one who ratted you out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and that's a radio station to do a prank phone
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  Speaker 2: call on you. What This is actually brug from the
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  Speaker 2: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing
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  Speaker 2: a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Your girlfriend, Jasmine said he liked to take breaks at
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  Speaker 2: Macy's and then go try to smell good for her
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe she would even tell people about that,
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  Speaker 3: Like it is kind of embarrassing, but I was, Oh
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  Speaker 3: my god.
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  Speaker 2: You just got to spread it out a little bit,
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  Speaker 2: you know, hit up a couple different department stores, hit
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  Speaker 2: the three springs limit at each one. That's how I
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  Speaker 2: do it.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, that's not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 2: And I love the free deodorant section. It's great.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't heard of that section, but you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: maybe I won't be buying deodorant anymore either.
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  Speaker 2: Wake up every morning was Funk Tap weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,