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Phone Tap: Birthday Butt Cake · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today. There's a five year old, sweet little girl out
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  Speaker 1: there who's having a birthday party, and her name is Monica.
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  Speaker 1: Her dad said he wanted to be involved with the party,
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  Speaker 1: so Mom gave him just one task, order the cake
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  Speaker 1: and make sure it arrives on time. What she didn't
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  Speaker 1: mention was she's also going to contact us to say
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  Speaker 1: make sure something goes horribly wrong with his cake order.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, you know what we can
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  Speaker 1: do that. It's your phone tap right now? Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Raymond from bakery. Is this David Potson? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it is hi. You ordered the red velvet cheet cake, right, yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I ordered the cake? Is it? Well? It was? But
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  Speaker 1: then I had to make a little detour back to
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  Speaker 1: the store. But now it was, well, I'm back on
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  Speaker 1: the road now, so it's almost there. No, No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't need to almost be here. It here. It's just
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  Speaker 1: there was an issue with it. But I think we're good. Now.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean what do you what do you
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  Speaker 1: mean issue? What issue with my cake? Yeah? I mean
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  Speaker 1: this whole day has been kind of crazy for me,
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  Speaker 1: Like we had so many weddings and events and stuff
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  Speaker 1: that we had. That's all well, and good. But this
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  Speaker 1: is my daughter's birthday we're talking about or the cake. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I would argue that a wedding is probably bigger than
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  Speaker 1: a kid's birthday, but I wouldn't say you could argue that.
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  Speaker 1: But that's not what I paid for. I paid for
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  Speaker 1: the cake to be here by now. Well that's what
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  Speaker 1: I was doing. And I was in the van picking
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  Speaker 1: up one of the other cakes and I bent over
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  Speaker 1: and I lost my balance and I kind of sat
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  Speaker 1: on yours. No, no, no, you could not sit on
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  Speaker 1: my cake. Yeah, but I mean, don't worry. I fixed it.
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  Speaker 1: We're all good. Fix you sat on. Well, I just thought,
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  Speaker 1: obviously you're not going to want a big butt imprint
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  Speaker 1: on the cake because that would be pretty weird. So yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a little bit weird, right, so my daughter who's five
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  Speaker 1: years old. That's why I had them fill in the
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  Speaker 1: divot with just a bunch of extra frosting. Okay, maybe
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  Speaker 1: you don't get it. I know you're just a delivery guy,
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  Speaker 1: but I do not want a cake that somebody sat on. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's fine, Like you wouldn't be able to tell unless
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  Speaker 1: you like cut into it or something. I do fit
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  Speaker 1: if you cut into a cake, which is exactly what
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  Speaker 1: you do to a cake. Okay, realize that there's something
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  Speaker 1: wrong with the cake. Well you're not gonna like this either,
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  Speaker 1: but the cake topper you ordered also got smashed. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, good news is I and I think you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna like this. I had one of the pastry chefs
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  Speaker 1: redo a quick figurine of the little blind girl on
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  Speaker 1: the top of it. What it's real good? What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? She has like sunglasses and a cane,
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  Speaker 1: super cute looking. Oh they're supposed to be a little
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  Speaker 1: blonde girl on top, not a blind girl or a
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  Speaker 1: blonde Oh god, did I read the note wrong? Are
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  Speaker 1: you serious? The day is just okay. Look, I can
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  Speaker 1: take it off. That's not a problem. I just know
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  Speaker 1: whoever Veronica is, I think she's going to be really happy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose it. It is not Veronica. It is
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  Speaker 1: Monica Monnica. But Veronica is what it said on my
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  Speaker 1: pants when I looked in the mirror. You are the
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  Speaker 1: stonest delivery person in the history of the world. You
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  Speaker 1: know that, like you get that. Your job understands that
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  Speaker 1: it was a little harsh. I'm sure there must be
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  Speaker 1: at least one delivery driver out there who's worse than me.
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  Speaker 1: My wife is gonna freak out. Okay, not happening. Just
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  Speaker 1: I just need to think I can fix this. Don't
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  Speaker 1: fix a thing. I'm not taking a cake. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: taking it. Hold on, oh, I got an idea. Hold on?
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  Speaker 1: What the are you doing? Okay, it's good, We're good,
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  Speaker 1: and so now it says happy birthday Onnica. No people
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  Speaker 1: call me that, right. I'm not paid. First you stood
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  Speaker 1: on it, then you lick it. I'm not paying for it.
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  Speaker 1: Well would it make you feel any better though? If
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  Speaker 1: I told you this is all made up and your
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  Speaker 1: wife brought the cake home yesterday? What are you talking about? Yeah? Like,
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  Speaker 1: my wife brought what the cake that you bought? Because
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really working from the bakery. This is a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call from a radio station. Your wife Katie
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  Speaker 1: listens to What are you talking about? Please tell me?
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  Speaker 1: Are you joking right now? I kind of am joking
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  Speaker 1: because my name is Jeff from brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning and we're doing a phone tap on you man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: are you serious? Like this is a joke? Yeah? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Your wife said that you were really stressed about this
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  Speaker 1: because it's the one thing that she puts you in
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  Speaker 1: charge of for your daughter's birthday. Yeah, and so she
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  Speaker 1: thought that she could mess with you about it. Oh
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  Speaker 1: she was right. I mean, you put a blond girl
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  Speaker 1: on top of my cake'sd A blonde girl. I thought
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  Speaker 1: that was quick thinking. Your daughter could wear sunglasses and
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  Speaker 1: carry around a cane just for the day, right, you know,
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  Speaker 1: next Halloween weeke up. Every morning was Phone Tap weekday
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  Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning