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Phone Tap PODCAST: You Farted in Yoga · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubules phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI
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  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubeles friends at one eight hundred,
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  Speaker 1: dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense, your
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  Speaker 1: one call is one eight hundred, d uy away. Proud
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  Speaker 1: supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred. Do you
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  Speaker 1: y away? It's another Jubils phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello, I might I speak to Penny? Please? Penny, Penny?
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  Speaker 1: How are you? My name is Casey Ryback. I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: from yoga Spa. Oh y are you? I'm good? Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming you know why I'm calling nor off the
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  Speaker 1: top of my head. No, he's going on. Well, maybe
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  Speaker 1: from the top of your behind, because you were in
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  Speaker 1: here a couple days ago during one of our hot
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  Speaker 1: yoga classes and you past gas very loudly while doing
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  Speaker 1: a pose. Everybody heard it. It might be kind of awkward,
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  Speaker 1: but do you remember that? Yeah? I do. That was
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  Speaker 1: actually really embarrassing. Is that what you're calling? That is
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  Speaker 1: why I'm calling. I needed to talk about that. We've
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  Speaker 1: gotten a lot of complaints about you coming to our
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  Speaker 1: yoga studio and for lack of a better word, farting
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  Speaker 1: NonStop when you're in yoga class? Is that true? Farting
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  Speaker 1: non stop? I don't think that's true at all. It
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  Speaker 1: happened one time. I'm sorry. What's the purpose of this call?
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  Speaker 1: The purpose in this call is to let you know
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  Speaker 1: that you are being banned from our yoga studio due
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  Speaker 1: to your excessive flatulence. Excuse me, I'm sorry to break
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  Speaker 1: the news to you like that. But then again, you
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  Speaker 1: break wind whenever you want, so I wow, Okay, that
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  Speaker 1: was completely unnecessary and I don't deserve to be spoken
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  Speaker 1: to that way. You're literally telling me that I'm not
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  Speaker 1: allowed in class because I farted. You are not allowed time. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: this is borderline harassment. Like I can tell the Better
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  Speaker 1: Business Bureau for that. Borderline harassment would be having to
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  Speaker 1: sit behind you in a yoga class. I think, path gas,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I had a big lunch to me. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Is how what you want to hear? I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't take the fart back now, does it? Oh? My perfect?
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Do not call my number back? You
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  Speaker 1: know what? Actually, I want to talk to your boss.
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  Speaker 1: Your boss. I can tell that the yoga is not
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  Speaker 1: working very well for you? Is it? Um? Not with
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  Speaker 1: people like you? Because because you sound very angry, I'm angry.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, you know what? How about this? I want
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  Speaker 1: to make us both happy here. You want to try
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  Speaker 1: to reason with me right now you're doing. I would
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  Speaker 1: like to come to some sort of a compromise. Are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? There is no compromise. You just called
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  Speaker 1: me and act me what I'm dass. What I'm compromising
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  Speaker 1: is a toot jar. White, a toot jar, a tooth jar. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you can keep coming to our yoga studio, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna set up a little tooth jar and every time
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  Speaker 1: you toot, you put a dollar in the toot jar,
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  Speaker 1: and that should teach you not to fart in yoga class.
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  Speaker 1: Toot jar, You want to give me a toot jar
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  Speaker 1: to put my tooths in? Are you three years old tomorrow?
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  Speaker 1: No? No No, no, no, I don't think you have it right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to toot in the jar. Just
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  Speaker 1: every time you toot in yoga class, which you're known
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  Speaker 1: to do, we can agree on that you put a
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  Speaker 1: dollar in the jar kind of to teach you in
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  Speaker 1: yoga class. Is that the thing that I do. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not a tutor. Okay, I don't do that. It happened
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  Speaker 1: one time. I farted one time as gas. One time
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  Speaker 1: you passed gas. Every step you take, your mother, give
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  Speaker 1: me my money back, Penny. Are you rappy right now? Why?
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with me? Is that this is actually jewel
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  Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel. In the morning, I'm moving ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Your
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  Speaker 1: friend Amanda wanted to set you up. She said that
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  Speaker 1: you were in yoga class the other day and had
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  Speaker 1: an embarrassing moment and wanted me to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna shoot in all y'all places.